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whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb!

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November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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what does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

They both have a wet nose...

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November 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Cowboys and gynecologist both love women in stirrups!
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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when does a dad joke become a daddy joke?

As soon as he comes...

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November 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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if you see your girl choking... maybe back up a bit! A #ProTip from
November 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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How are cowboys and gynecologist alike? They both aprecaite a woman in stirrups!
November 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?

He doesn't want anyone to find out what he does with the chickens...

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November 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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How do you embarrass and archeologist?

Hand them a used tampon and ask then what period its from...

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November 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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whats the difference between a chickpea and a red kidney bean? Ive never had a red kidney bean on my face...
November 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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my lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday

I think they got confused when I told them "I wannna watch"

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October 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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theres something I don't understand about a womans G spot....

I cant quite put my finger on it...

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October 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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A woman asked a pharmacist about Viagra Does it work? She asked He replied It works pretty good I use it myself the woman asked can you get it over the counter? He replied... Maybe if I take 2!
November 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say get a load of this guy every time someone walks in.
October 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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stopped for a cup of coffee on my way home today...

it was like making love in a canoe.

fucking close to water....

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October 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Theres a big difference between a man and a woman saying: I went through a whole box of tissues watching a movie last night
October 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I heard one lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog "Turns out, we really DO taste like chicken..."

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October 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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tried to convince my ex-wife to name one of our son's Lightbulb slept on the couch that night she didn't think it would be funny when all her friends complained about their lightbulbs needing to be replaced after they blew them...
October 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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My wife got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
October 28, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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PSA: People who buy sex dolls... are just fucking dummies...,
October 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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How are cowboys and gynecologist alike?

They both aprecaite a woman in stirrups!

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October 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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I saw a woman with a t-shirt that said Guess on it. Apparently Implants? was not the appropriate response..?
October 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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if you see your girl choking...

maybe back up a bit!

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October 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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PSA: Monday Must be a man.... It comes too quickly,
October 25, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Cowboys and gynecologist both love women in stirrups!

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October 25, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...
October 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM