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Jessica Darling

@immolatrix.bsky.social

The automated system voice on my doctor's office's hold #recording obviously had a #typo when they were setting it up. 😅

"...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭

#automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone

September 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM

James Klonowski

@jamesklonowski.bsky.social

My doctor asked if I had any history of fainting during medical procedures, to which I replied, "Only every single time a sharp object enters the same postcode as my body."
#Humour #MedicalHumour #Relatable #DoctorsOffice

August 27, 2026 at 6:44 AM

Samurai 15

@samurai15.com

Australian beauty Savannah Bond offers to save your relationship, but first she needs to evaluate your performance in the sack - Naughty Office

#NaughtyOffice

#AlexMack #SavannahBond

#Doctorsoffice #Bigtits #Foreignaccent #Bigfaketits #Bigass #Blonde

Australian beauty Savannah Bond offers to save your relationship, but first she needs to evaluate your performance in the sack - Naughty Office

Your relationship troubles are about to disappear under the guidance of the most tempting therapist, Savannah Bond. She delights in giving personal attention with a truly hands-on method where physical touch takes center stage. Get ready to shed every layer of clothing and surrender your body to this gorgeous, blue-eyed blonde. Her intimate style of […]

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August 19, 2026 at 11:59 AM

Crimson Cardinal Healthcare Intermediary

@ccrllc.bsky.social

How long does it take to sell your practice or agency? It really depends on these factors.

#physician #dentist #medicaloffice #medicalclinic #homecareagency #homehealthagency #doctorsoffice #nurse #hygienist

www.cchealthcareintermediary.com/post/any-day...

Any Day Now...

Any day now ... is how long it takes to sell a senior care operation or medical office.

www.cchealthcareintermediary.com

August 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM

Samurai 15

@samurai15.com

Sexy patient Annie King gives her doctor a tasty treat - Naughty Office

#NaughtyOffice

#AnnieKing #RyanMclane

#4k #American #Badgirl #Balllicking #Bigass #Bignaturaltits #Bigtits #Blowjob #Bubblebutt #Caucasian #Chair #Cuminmouth #Deepthroating #Doctorsoffice #Doggy #Doggystyle #Facefucking

Sexy patient Annie King gives her doctor a tasty treat - Naughty Office

Annie King has been seeing the same doctor for years, and the familiar appointments have slowly blurred the line between professional comfort and mutual attraction. At her annual exam, she arrives with an unusual request, claiming she’s read about an unconventional wellness assessment she’d like to discuss. Her doctor is skeptical, reminding her that medicine […]

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August 2, 2026 at 10:33 AM

Samurai 15

@samurai15.com

Sexy patient Annie King gives her doctor a tasty treat - Naughty America

#NaughtyAmerica

#AnnieKing #RyanMclane

#4k #American #Badgirl #Balllicking #Bigass #Bignaturaltits #Bigtits #Blowjob #Bubblebutt #Caucasian #Chair #Cuminmouth #Deepthroating #Doctorsoffice #Doggy #Doggystyle #Facefucking

Sexy patient Annie King gives her doctor a tasty treat - Naughty America

Annie King has been seeing the same doctor for years, and the familiar appointments have slowly blurred the line between professional comfort and mutual attraction. At her annual exam, she arrives with an unusual request, claiming she’s read about an unconventional wellness assessment she’d like to discuss. Her doctor is skeptical, reminding her that medicine […]

americansk.com

August 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM

footdocdana.bsky.social

@footdocdana.bsky.social

Bombastic side eye 🤣 #baby #doctor #sideeye #reaction #babyvideos #babyvideo #doctorsoffice #doctorhumor #medicalhumor #funny

July 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM

Sara Marie

@motomarie.bsky.social

This week we had two dogs in the office. The other dog was a patient so I can’t show her due to HIPPAW regulations, but this guy is Smokey and he was the softest!

#dogsofbluesky #dogsky #puppy #doctorsoffice #officedog

A soft-looking black and white English sheepdog and poodle mix is shown sitting in a doctors’ office, smiling at the camera. He’s only four months old, but is already a large dog!

June 17, 2026 at 11:25 AM

Owndog's Life! 🎥📸📖😻

@owndoglife.bsky.social

Riddle me this?

Where are you when the music jumps from Christina singing about the Candyman making panties drop to Avril singing about Sk8r Bois to Lady Marmalade? 🍯

Hint - it's not the club!

Answer: Your 12 year-old daughter's orthodontist office! 🦷

#doctorsoffice #playlist #music

a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush dancing together on a purple background

ALT: a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush dancing together on a purple background

media.tenor.com

April 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM

$fracturedgems.bsky.social$

Patrick Tillett|| Branded For Sacrifice available on Steam now

@fracturedgems.bsky.social

#gamedev #indiegames #rpgmaker #gothicfiction #journaling #tarot #booksky #writingcommunity #stillwriting #ignoremynails #ihaveanxiety #andwentaweekwithoutpickingatthem #butihadamomentofweaknessatthe #doctorsoffice

$fracturedgems.bsky.social$ Patrick Tillett|| Branded For Sacrifice available on Steam now @fracturedgems.bsky.social · Mar 21

Maybe it's silly, but I like to use different journals for various projects, and Ive wanted to use this one since I picked it up, but nothing felt right. After months of thought, & deciding what story to tell, this little book will be used for my next video game, "Marked For Death" (working title 😉)

March 21, 2026 at 2:55 AM

Samurai 15

@samurai15.com

Daisy Pheonix gets her first physical by a big Doctor Cock - Naughty Office

#NaughtyOffice

#DaisyPheonix #SamShock

#4k #American #Badgirl #Balllicking #Bigdick #Blackhair #Blowjob #Bubblebutt #Caucasian #Chair #Coworker #Cum #Cuminmouth #Deepthroating #Doctorsoffice #Doggy #Doggystyle #Fucking

Daisy Pheonix gets her first physical by a big Doctor Cock - Naughty Office

Daisy has just started working at Dr. Shock’s office and is still learning the basics of the job. While talking with Sam about patient questions she struggles to answer, she admits she doesn’t really know what happens during a routine physical exam—something that surprises him, especially since patients ask her about it often. Daisy explains […]

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March 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM

Samurai 15

@samurai15.com

Daisy Pheonix gets her first physical by a big Doctor Cock - Naughty America

#NaughtyAmerica

#DaisyPheonix #SamShock

#4k #American #Badgirl #Balllicking #Bigdick #Blackhair #Blowjob #Bubblebutt #Caucasian #Chair #Coworker #Cum #Cuminmouth #Deepthroating #Doctorsoffice #Doggy #Doggystyle #Pussy

Daisy Pheonix gets her first physical by a big Doctor Cock - Naughty America

Daisy has just started working at Dr. Shock’s office and is still learning the basics of the job. While talking with Sam about patient questions she struggles to answer, she admits she doesn’t really know what happens during a routine physical exam—something that surprises him, especially since patients ask her about it often. Daisy explains […]

americansk.com

March 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM

Nuttin2SeeHere

@nuttin2seehere.bsky.social

You know you're ghostly white when the doctor takes one look at you and says, "Good job using sunscreen!"

#aussiebum #stripped #gaydaddy #scruffyhomo #scruffybeard #dadbod #doctorsoffice #paleskin

March 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM

Corbin Willmorth Comedy

@cjwcomedy.bsky.social

Apparently sleeping weird can mess up your ankle. Genuinely the worst part of this whole thing is the fact that I use humor to cope and so I’ve been cracking jokes. Why am I KILLING IT at the doctor’s office but not on stage?!? F this s. #doctor #doctorsoffice #comedy #comedian #helpme