Out of office on. Laptop shutdown. Workphone off and haircut had. I am set into holiday mode!
July 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Out of office on. Laptop shutdown. Workphone off and haircut had. I am set into holiday mode!
bloodshed CANCELED
originally was shadowing for the first 2 hours of my shift but i Finally got my own workphone today .... ofc on the day we dont really need more people bc its kinda slow but still fuckin finally
originally was shadowing for the first 2 hours of my shift but i Finally got my own workphone today .... ofc on the day we dont really need more people bc its kinda slow but still fuckin finally
im gonna be Pissed if i still have to shadow tmrw bc of my manager not having my work phone ready its been Days girl Please we need more people on the floor And if i end up shadowing one of the two people i hated shadowing for again there will be bloodshed on the horizon . dunno for who yet
September 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
bloodshed CANCELED
originally was shadowing for the first 2 hours of my shift but i Finally got my own workphone today .... ofc on the day we dont really need more people bc its kinda slow but still fuckin finally
originally was shadowing for the first 2 hours of my shift but i Finally got my own workphone today .... ofc on the day we dont really need more people bc its kinda slow but still fuckin finally
My toxic trait at work is that I tell my colleagues to turn off their workphone during vacation and never do it myself
May 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
My toxic trait at work is that I tell my colleagues to turn off their workphone during vacation and never do it myself
no one is anybody’s superior and they’re not even paid from the same pool. no work relations aside from being in the same building, it’ll all good and allowed.
bends over his desk, popping his ass, still shirtless!, and pens his number down for nai. private number, not his workphone. with a heart
bends over his desk, popping his ass, still shirtless!, and pens his number down for nai. private number, not his workphone. with a heart
July 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
no one is anybody’s superior and they’re not even paid from the same pool. no work relations aside from being in the same building, it’ll all good and allowed.
bends over his desk, popping his ass, still shirtless!, and pens his number down for nai. private number, not his workphone. with a heart
bends over his desk, popping his ass, still shirtless!, and pens his number down for nai. private number, not his workphone. with a heart
The scam unpaid road toll text has now passed the fake fedex package phishing text on my workphone. Now defining eras by the moment's leading grift
March 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The scam unpaid road toll text has now passed the fake fedex package phishing text on my workphone. Now defining eras by the moment's leading grift
The automated system voice on my doctor's office's hold #recording obviously had a #typo when they were setting it up. 😅
"...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭
#automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone
"...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭
#automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone
September 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The automated system voice on my doctor's office's hold #recording obviously had a #typo when they were setting it up. 😅
"...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭
#automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone
"...otherwise, contoonie to hold..." 😭
#automatedsystem #phone #doctor #doctorsoffice #automatedphonesystem #onhold #holdmusic #hold #telephone #office #officephone #workphone
My lockscreens!
I recently won a contest by the most talented @adrielmancy.bsky.social and now can look at Morena and Aaron all the time! 🥰 I'm still kicking me feet!
My workphone locksceen is by another talented photographer @ladydarkka.bsky.social - still on of my all-time favorite shots! 🥰
I recently won a contest by the most talented @adrielmancy.bsky.social and now can look at Morena and Aaron all the time! 🥰 I'm still kicking me feet!
My workphone locksceen is by another talented photographer @ladydarkka.bsky.social - still on of my all-time favorite shots! 🥰
August 7, 2026 at 12:16 PM
My lockscreens!
I recently won a contest by the most talented @adrielmancy.bsky.social and now can look at Morena and Aaron all the time! 🥰 I'm still kicking me feet!
My workphone locksceen is by another talented photographer @ladydarkka.bsky.social - still on of my all-time favorite shots! 🥰
I recently won a contest by the most talented @adrielmancy.bsky.social and now can look at Morena and Aaron all the time! 🥰 I'm still kicking me feet!
My workphone locksceen is by another talented photographer @ladydarkka.bsky.social - still on of my all-time favorite shots! 🥰
Started freaking out because my workphone still wasnt receiving calls or texts even though the AT&T outage was supposedly over. Mini anxiety attack that I fucked something up. Then I took a breath and did tech trouble shooting 101 and rebooted it. Of COURSE it worked. Stupid technology.
February 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Started freaking out because my workphone still wasnt receiving calls or texts even though the AT&T outage was supposedly over. Mini anxiety attack that I fucked something up. Then I took a breath and did tech trouble shooting 101 and rebooted it. Of COURSE it worked. Stupid technology.
My brain went on autopilot and called my workphone my "Corporate Dommy Mommy Phone" and now the thing is sullied forever within my clutch. (It's about a half inch taller than my current phone)
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My brain went on autopilot and called my workphone my "Corporate Dommy Mommy Phone" and now the thing is sullied forever within my clutch. (It's about a half inch taller than my current phone)
Omg, had an email from the CEO asking me to call regarding one of these weird tasks, and then when I called him back he was like "where are you calling from? My caller ID is weird it's saying you called from (literally the name of our company)." And I had to be like "I called from my workphone?"
January 9, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Omg, had an email from the CEO asking me to call regarding one of these weird tasks, and then when I called him back he was like "where are you calling from? My caller ID is weird it's saying you called from (literally the name of our company)." And I had to be like "I called from my workphone?"
January 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Why am I on my workphone at midnight? I’m staring lovingly at some of the coolest photos ever taken by @acp3d.bsky.social of myself and @fidgetdapupp.bsky.social 🥵🥵🥵
July 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Why am I on my workphone at midnight? I’m staring lovingly at some of the coolest photos ever taken by @acp3d.bsky.social of myself and @fidgetdapupp.bsky.social 🥵🥵🥵
It could be taken either way. A genuine mistake (she had been mugged after all), or a bit of opportunism to get a new workphone. It really does pale into comparison. Not least in that this "crime" is off her record, but she declared it anyway.
For me, that shows true honesty.
For me, that shows true honesty.
November 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
It could be taken either way. A genuine mistake (she had been mugged after all), or a bit of opportunism to get a new workphone. It really does pale into comparison. Not least in that this "crime" is off her record, but she declared it anyway.
For me, that shows true honesty.
For me, that shows true honesty.
Last week I received a support ticket where I asked for a screen shot of the issue at hand and the end user decided to put their workphone in the office scanner and emailed me the result 🥲
December 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Last week I received a support ticket where I asked for a screen shot of the issue at hand and the end user decided to put their workphone in the office scanner and emailed me the result 🥲
and people think I'm silly for using old wired headphones, not having any not strictly needed apps on my phone, keeping workphone and private phone strictly separated and generally avoiding 'smart' devices
August 22, 2026 at 10:54 AM
and people think I'm silly for using old wired headphones, not having any not strictly needed apps on my phone, keeping workphone and private phone strictly separated and generally avoiding 'smart' devices
I’m not allowed to bring my workphone nor work laptop to the US should I ever go.
The company I work at have a series of burner devices for just this occasion
I btw work in the public sector, and it’s sad that we need to treat one of our closest allies like they’re one of our worst enemies
The company I work at have a series of burner devices for just this occasion
I btw work in the public sector, and it’s sad that we need to treat one of our closest allies like they’re one of our worst enemies
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m not allowed to bring my workphone nor work laptop to the US should I ever go.
The company I work at have a series of burner devices for just this occasion
I btw work in the public sector, and it’s sad that we need to treat one of our closest allies like they’re one of our worst enemies
The company I work at have a series of burner devices for just this occasion
I btw work in the public sector, and it’s sad that we need to treat one of our closest allies like they’re one of our worst enemies
Cracked the screen on my workphone today fucking sucks
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cracked the screen on my workphone today fucking sucks
Well, that’s the first time I accidentally took the workphone home with me… oops…
April 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Well, that’s the first time I accidentally took the workphone home with me… oops…
My 6 y/o workphone (iphone XR) is at the end of its battery life, and I usually used it for BTS Welives too. I figured I should switch to an Android tablet with SIM, and it was the best decision I've made so far this year LOL. The battery lasts for 3 days!
February 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My 6 y/o workphone (iphone XR) is at the end of its battery life, and I usually used it for BTS Welives too. I figured I should switch to an Android tablet with SIM, and it was the best decision I've made so far this year LOL. The battery lasts for 3 days!
‘well’ to ‘we’ll’ in particular drives me nuts (i allow autocorrect on my workphone)
anyone who thinks genuine ‘artificial intelligence’ is nigh needs to contemplate why this genuine contextual absurdity — one that a moderately bright 6 year old could sort — is insurmountable for machines
anyone who thinks genuine ‘artificial intelligence’ is nigh needs to contemplate why this genuine contextual absurdity — one that a moderately bright 6 year old could sort — is insurmountable for machines
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
‘well’ to ‘we’ll’ in particular drives me nuts (i allow autocorrect on my workphone)
anyone who thinks genuine ‘artificial intelligence’ is nigh needs to contemplate why this genuine contextual absurdity — one that a moderately bright 6 year old could sort — is insurmountable for machines
anyone who thinks genuine ‘artificial intelligence’ is nigh needs to contemplate why this genuine contextual absurdity — one that a moderately bright 6 year old could sort — is insurmountable for machines
I have a workphone just for that. $80 usd Smasnug 2 da rescue.
July 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I have a workphone just for that. $80 usd Smasnug 2 da rescue.
I have made ze calls.
Now I am ready to either go out for a walk, work or scroll through Bluesky.
I am very tired now. Out for a walk then. While I bring za workphone wiz me.
Hasta la pasta zee you all later!
Now I am ready to either go out for a walk, work or scroll through Bluesky.
I am very tired now. Out for a walk then. While I bring za workphone wiz me.
Hasta la pasta zee you all later!
a cartoon character named jerry is running in front of a brick wall
ALT: a cartoon character named jerry is running in front of a brick wall
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September 12, 2024 at 10:11 AM
I have made ze calls.
Now I am ready to either go out for a walk, work or scroll through Bluesky.
I am very tired now. Out for a walk then. While I bring za workphone wiz me.
Hasta la pasta zee you all later!
Now I am ready to either go out for a walk, work or scroll through Bluesky.
I am very tired now. Out for a walk then. While I bring za workphone wiz me.
Hasta la pasta zee you all later!
The last time I had a custom ringtone, it was on my workphone and it was lan line phone ring..
January 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The last time I had a custom ringtone, it was on my workphone and it was lan line phone ring..
My workphone being waterproof and the kid's pool in the garden being at a nice temperature are two totally unrelated facts.
June 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My workphone being waterproof and the kid's pool in the garden being at a nice temperature are two totally unrelated facts.