#DoesNotCompute
October 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Twitch + AI = ERROR//404//DOESNOTCOMPUTE// #NoAi
August 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
A přesto ho šíříš? #doesNotCompute
August 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
There are places *without* record shops? #DoesNotCompute
August 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I’m at a loss to understand how “2 human beings punching each other” is a form of entertainment or a ‘sport’. I just do not get it 🤷‍♀️
#MakesNoSense #DoesNotCompute
July 26, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Sommige🌍🌎🌏 zaken sla ik over. Ik ben daar nu slecht op de hoogte van.
Maar, het is teveel voor mijn 🧠 cognitie en gemoedsrust.
#Doesnotcompute
Gemoedsrust heeft
de prioriteit 🪷🍀
May 24, 2026 at 8:54 AM
What is this "call" you speak of? #DoesNotCompute lol
March 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Binge watching first 2 series of Capture. Don’t want to be utterly pedantic, but how is there an apparent Metropolitan Police building in the City of London?🤷🏻‍♀️#DoesNotCompute
March 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Toilet blocks AND anti-clogging? #DoesNotCompute
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 AM
He consistently mixes up peace and piece. Constant buffering ⏳⚙️ #doesnotcompute
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Fox is blaming RFK Jr. for the measles outbreak. They promoted him, supported his nomination, and now they are turning on him. 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The money I’m spending on groceries just for myself is at least four times what it was five years ago‼️🤬🤬
I got one 2% raise. #DoesNotCompute
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It has come to our attention that there are people here talking about things other than Daggerheart #doesnotcompute #paxunplugged
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So trump’s an expert in quantum computing? #DoesNotCompute 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Every time I see this phenomenon mentioned, I get a momentary pause as my brain throws a #DoesNotCompute fault.

WTF would you choose to blame other victims of the system when it's obvious who is actually massively benefiting from it all AS WELL AS pushing the 'blame the disadvantaged' line?!?!?!?
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I get that autism is a spectrum, but I asked my son what fork he wanted for his meal and he said "I don't care. A fork is a fork," And now I'm all suspicious of the last decade of autistic behaviors. #HowDoesOneNotHaveAFavoriteFork #OrSpoon #DoesNotCompute #MongoIsAppalled
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September 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Always nice to check in on the pension and discover that one day I can hope to retire on #ERR/DIVIDEBY0--doesNOTcompute a year.
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
DOESNOTCOMPUTE
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DOESNOTCOMPUTE ///VPOS
August 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh that ship always bugged my child brain #doesnotcompute

Now it just makes me itch 😂
August 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
--he said the frogs laid the eggs in there
i said he should have moved the eggs
doesnotcompute
he then said it was months ago anyway

so

theres nothing to be learned from this experience at all
and frankly he was powerless
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Also, if the Epstein files were a hoax, then why is Ghislaine is prison and why did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? 🤔 #DoesNotCompute #EpsteinFiles #trumpisapedophile
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Does this Committee think that a book publisher (or, for that matter, the author) is in some away ‘liable’ for lawful material in one of its books? 🤦 #DoesNotCompute
July 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM