resume: drew dogfood
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
resume: drew dogfood
It’s Loomer Versus Musk in a real dogfood buffet of a battle
December 27, 2024 at 5:18 AM
It’s Loomer Versus Musk in a real dogfood buffet of a battle
like literally one time eat the actual dogfood people outside the company are eating instead of just pretending you're eating your own dogfood.
September 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
like literally one time eat the actual dogfood people outside the company are eating instead of just pretending you're eating your own dogfood.
That’s because they’re spineless little weaselshits who’d happily sell their grandmother to a dogfood company if it meant another tv appearance
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That’s because they’re spineless little weaselshits who’d happily sell their grandmother to a dogfood company if it meant another tv appearance
My pockets are always full with dogfood now instead of rocks :[
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My pockets are always full with dogfood now instead of rocks :[
Once I joked about somebody eating dogfood, which made it to the feed of somebody else who was so angry they emailed my boss about how I was being bigoted to the dogfood eating community so I had to have a conversation about it. This is all to say that I disagree with Jenny, if only slightly
don't listen to anyone telling you to touch grass. becoming mildly popular on a microblogging platform fixed all of my problems forever with no downsides
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once I joked about somebody eating dogfood, which made it to the feed of somebody else who was so angry they emailed my boss about how I was being bigoted to the dogfood eating community so I had to have a conversation about it. This is all to say that I disagree with Jenny, if only slightly
August 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
July 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Holy shit, the dogfood people are good allies
July 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Holy shit, the dogfood people are good allies
i’ll be honest i never realized how much i have in common with expensive dogfood
August 8, 2024 at 3:05 PM
i’ll be honest i never realized how much i have in common with expensive dogfood
just ate some dogfood ama
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
just ate some dogfood ama
Dogfood test your own product, Palmer
October 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Dogfood test your own product, Palmer
My dog Floof likes eating lots of different things, but one thing he will not accept, in any way, shape, or form, is dogfood.
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
My dog Floof likes eating lots of different things, but one thing he will not accept, in any way, shape, or form, is dogfood.
May 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
[Vore] Well, somebody's dogfood, now...
Vorish version of my earlier post~
Vorish version of my earlier post~
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
[Vore] Well, somebody's dogfood, now...
Vorish version of my earlier post~
Vorish version of my earlier post~
July 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
my canine friends calling me "dogfood" fucks up and melts my brain
April 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
my canine friends calling me "dogfood" fucks up and melts my brain
Trying to think of instances where an automatic dogfood dispenser gave out cyanide instead of dogfood while insisting that it was actually feeding orange gummies to an infant narwhal, and I will admit I'm coming up short.
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trying to think of instances where an automatic dogfood dispenser gave out cyanide instead of dogfood while insisting that it was actually feeding orange gummies to an infant narwhal, and I will admit I'm coming up short.
Cohen's first company, an online dogfood company that ran staggering losses off VC money to squeeze PetsMart into buying them.
June 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cohen's first company, an online dogfood company that ran staggering losses off VC money to squeeze PetsMart into buying them.
Entire timeline talking about Skattebo eating designer dogfood. That’s not true. He’d eat the cheapest kibble imaginable.
September 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Entire timeline talking about Skattebo eating designer dogfood. That’s not true. He’d eat the cheapest kibble imaginable.
Dogfood, with @master4sm.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dogfood, with @master4sm.bsky.social
starting a gourmet dogfood company with the concerning tagline "die with dignity, dine with dognity"
August 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
starting a gourmet dogfood company with the concerning tagline "die with dignity, dine with dognity"
I Swear This Didn’t Happen To Me But the problem with boujee corner stores is that you might try to get human food and accidentally get really fancy dogfood
October 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I Swear This Didn’t Happen To Me But the problem with boujee corner stores is that you might try to get human food and accidentally get really fancy dogfood