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Karen C

@silver.phoenyx.net

We stood there a full five minutes with no idea which side to go to, and eventually just waited to see which register the guy came up to when he was done in the kitchen.

#DontOpenDeadInside

A standing "please wait to be seated" type sign except it has a printed paper in it that has a red arrow pointing left in the upper left quadrant, "Pick up here" in the upper right, "order here" in the lower left, and a red arrow pointing right in the lower right.

May 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM

Ryan T. Radis

@ryanoceros88.bsky.social

I made a sign for the dishwasher at work today
#Art #HandDrawn #GraphicDesign #TheWalkingDead #DontOpenDeadInside

May 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM

Gil Hova | Rough Roads preorders begin Nov 30

@gil.hova.net

One thing I used to do on Facebook is post #dontopendeadinside memes. I love them.

This one below is my favorite.

A sign above a restaurant that is supposed to say, "Put some south in your mouth." But the way the words are arranged, it can easily be read as "Put some in your south mouth."

February 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM

The Angry Cheese Puff

@theangrycheeto.bsky.social

In his own words.
#trump #FuckTrump #TrumpQuotes #theangrycheeto #maga #pedopresident #trumpisapedorapist #releasetheepsteinfiles #twd #thewalkingdead #dontopendeadinside #rickgrimes

August 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM

Ellen Eldridge

@elleneldridge27.bsky.social

standing on my back steps waiting for my dog, i think i hear yelling and engine revving. a fight between drivers or a backyard party? then i considered the angles of worry between the 4-way stop 🛑 and my children’s windows. the neighborhood dogs bark but it’s fam doing work. #dontopendeadinside