Doorbells should be made illegal in commercials. Dog owners know what I'm talking about.
June 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Doorbells should be made illegal in commercials. Dog owners know what I'm talking about.
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually
Dammit advertisers, stop putting doorbells in TV commercials!
- dog owners 😁
- dog owners 😁
July 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dammit advertisers, stop putting doorbells in TV commercials!
- dog owners 😁
- dog owners 😁
when I was your age doorbells knew how to mind their fuckin business
June 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
when I was your age doorbells knew how to mind their fuckin business
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
Doorbells should be illegal in commercials
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doorbells should be illegal in commercials
Yes I know that Universal Health Care is important but in 2028, my vote will go to the candidate who promises to ban the sound of doorbells from television advertising.
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Yes I know that Universal Health Care is important but in 2028, my vote will go to the candidate who promises to ban the sound of doorbells from television advertising.
Dear marketing people, PLEASE STOP making commercials with realistic sounding doorbells.
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
January 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dear marketing people, PLEASE STOP making commercials with realistic sounding doorbells.
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
Thank you,
Dog owners everywhere
Maybe Yoon just has really bad anxiety and isn’t able to answer doorbells. Have you guys considered that?
January 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Maybe Yoon just has really bad anxiety and isn’t able to answer doorbells. Have you guys considered that?
HEY ALLSTATE!
WE DONT NEED COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS!!!!
Signed,
Every dog owner ever
WE DONT NEED COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS!!!!
Signed,
Every dog owner ever
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
HEY ALLSTATE!
WE DONT NEED COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS!!!!
Signed,
Every dog owner ever
WE DONT NEED COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS!!!!
Signed,
Every dog owner ever
now serving modular single-material walls, doorbells
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
now serving modular single-material walls, doorbells
Yet again, I beg of these companies to not put doorbells in their ads 🫠🐶
January 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yet again, I beg of these companies to not put doorbells in their ads 🫠🐶
In the US we’re getting shitty Ring doorbells that will use AI to help hunt and kill us for noting being pro-fascism. In China they’re getting this.
March 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
In the US we’re getting shitty Ring doorbells that will use AI to help hunt and kill us for noting being pro-fascism. In China they’re getting this.
why is it called "missionary position" when you ring exactly zero doorbells
March 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
why is it called "missionary position" when you ring exactly zero doorbells
The flock cameras are awful but so are your ring doorbells, narcs.
October 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The flock cameras are awful but so are your ring doorbells, narcs.
No doorbells bc of the dogs. No text alerts bc of the kats
October 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
No doorbells bc of the dogs. No text alerts bc of the kats
Girl Scout ICE
season abductions
🤝
terrorizing people
with doorbells
season abductions
🤝
terrorizing people
with doorbells
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Girl Scout ICE
season abductions
🤝
terrorizing people
with doorbells
season abductions
🤝
terrorizing people
with doorbells
My grand unified theory of suburbia is that camera doorbells are like SUVs, they provide an illusion of security while making you more paranoid
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My grand unified theory of suburbia is that camera doorbells are like SUVs, they provide an illusion of security while making you more paranoid
Broken doorbells:
good luck booking that dong you speak of
June 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Broken doorbells:
never buying one of these stupid Ring doorbells ever again. local storage NVR-only video doorbells for us from here on out 👍
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
never buying one of these stupid Ring doorbells ever again. local storage NVR-only video doorbells for us from here on out 👍
Doorbells. The original jump scare
July 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Doorbells. The original jump scare
Things that should be illegal:
- Signing up online but having to call to cancel
- Greyed-out uninstall buttons
- Phone ringing / vibrating noises in TV shows
- Whispering in ads
- DOORBELLS IN ADS
- Signing up online but having to call to cancel
- Greyed-out uninstall buttons
- Phone ringing / vibrating noises in TV shows
- Whispering in ads
- DOORBELLS IN ADS
March 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Things that should be illegal:
- Signing up online but having to call to cancel
- Greyed-out uninstall buttons
- Phone ringing / vibrating noises in TV shows
- Whispering in ads
- DOORBELLS IN ADS
- Signing up online but having to call to cancel
- Greyed-out uninstall buttons
- Phone ringing / vibrating noises in TV shows
- Whispering in ads
- DOORBELLS IN ADS
alright funs over we need to get everyone to trash their ring doorbells
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
alright funs over we need to get everyone to trash their ring doorbells
Dog owners would thank them for not using doorbells either LOL
February 23, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Dog owners would thank them for not using doorbells either LOL
Ring’s ties to law enforcement have many users rethinking smart doorbells. Here’s how to secure your existing Ring cameras, along with our picks for security cameras that store footage locally or use end-to-end encryption.
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www.theverge.com
March 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Ring’s ties to law enforcement have many users rethinking smart doorbells. Here’s how to secure your existing Ring cameras, along with our picks for security cameras that store footage locally or use end-to-end encryption.
Read more from @jp2e.bsky.social:
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