#Dorsia
also it's not actually called dorsia but it's significantly funnier to call it dorsia. it's a fancy italian place
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
not to brag but i just got a reservation at dorsia. tomorrow, friday night. 8:30pm.
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the only AI benchmark that matters is whether it can get me a reservation at Dorsia
September 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
He is! No can remember his name, and when they do, they shit-talk him. He can’t even get a reservation for Dorsia!
Isn’t Bateman being a loser what the movie was essentially about? He’s like a proto incel who takes out his insecurities on other ppl? I haven’t seen it in 20 years or so but that was the impression I got.
November 22, 2023 at 4:27 PM
The restaurant Dorsia in American Psycho was also the villain.
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Culver’s is the Dorsia of the Midwest
June 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
back on our anniversary at the café we frequent they told us to get a reservation at dorsia, which we did a month out. told the waitress that we have it next week and one of the others came out "omg she mentioned you are going to dorsia next week???" lmfao. maslow forgot to add "being a regular" tbh
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dorsia-ass burrito
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dorsia ass omelet
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can this muppet without elbows get me a reservation at Dorsia?
September 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Dude in glasses booking an 830 res at Dorsia
May 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My own relationship to college: When my alma mater calls for a donation, I laugh like the Dorsia maitre’d when Patrick Bateman calls for a table.
December 7, 2023 at 4:52 PM
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! ✨
December 14, 2023 at 4:11 PM
'No can do. I got an 8.30 res at Dorsia".
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
A reservation at Dorsia
January 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This movie is more Peak-1980s than snorting lines of Contra Cocaine with Alf, Pee Wee Herman, and Oliver North in the bathroom of Dorsia ...
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#FrightClub #GrizzlyIIRevenge
September 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hey you try shoehorning a tv interview between dropping off your laundry and dinner at Dorsia, see how you do
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s coffee and poetry this morning
April 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Later this week, the great @jpbrammer.bsky.social gets the lads a coveted reservation at Dorsia as they cover both Bret Easton Ellis' original novel and Mary Harron's stunning film adaptation of the grisly tale of Patrick Bateman: American Psycho.
Stay tuned, Genesis fans!
April 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I just saw Donald Trump at Dorsia with Louis Carruthers
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We hear so much about officers who were friends before the war, we don't hear enough about the guys who were like "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!"
Patrick Bateman: Hey, Pauli! (American Psycho)
ALT: Patrick Bateman: Hey, Pauli! (American Psycho)
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June 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I saw Mitch McConnell at Dorsia with that loser Bateman.
July 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM