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ashvin.bsky.social
the only AI benchmark that matters is whether it can get me a reservation at Dorsia
September 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 28, 2026 at 9:11 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 26, 2026 at 10:57 AM
schlocklustervideo.bsky.social
This movie is more Peak-1980s than snorting lines of Contra Cocaine with Alf, Pee Wee Herman, and Oliver North in the bathroom of Dorsia ...
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#FrightClub #GrizzlyIIRevenge
September 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
voxtekmalware.bsky.social
You are somehow at Dorsia with Vincent Whittman and the production team. Vincent very much wants to make a good impression.

He picks up a branded matchbook from the table before dessert arrives and lights the cigarettes of everyone at the table. When he finally gets to you, there is only one left…
September 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network
"Our new AI is so powerful it could become SKYNET!"

But it can't get me a table at Dorsia? Come the fuck on.
404media.co 404 Media @404media.co · 6d
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned.

www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
September 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
rinoafarron.bsky.social
This gpose could get a table at Dorsia for sure.
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September 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Designing Delicious: Asador Bastian
From a butcher room inside a restored 1883 townhouse, chef-restaurateur Doug Psaltis and his French Laundry-trained partner Hsing Chen are refreshing Chicago's storied steakhouse scene with San Sebastian-inspired pintxos and caramelized txuleton Courtesy of Dorsia Chicago hardly needed another steakhouse. The former meatpacking capital's storied beef culture stretches back over a century, with Gene & […]
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September 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
verygooster.bsky.social
Not getting an 18 Pro today because I preordered one on Tuesday reminds me of when Patrick Bateman tries to get a reservation at Dorsia and the manager just laughs on the phone.
September 18, 2026 at 2:33 PM
fatecalls.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Can this muppet without elbows get me a reservation at Dorsia?
Meta: Meet Muse, your new personal Al agent Hand off everyday tasks like finding deals, booking reservations, and managing your inbox. Muse keeps working while you get on with your day. Try Muse
September 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social
[duke nuke voice]Hey Paul...
[shotgun blast]
Try getting a reservation at the Dorsia now!
September 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
oninoneko.bsky.social
La cirugía estética (Dorsia), que también ha hecho lo de cerrar sucursales y dejar tratamiento a medias y cobrando.

No hay más que mirar Telecinco, clínica que se anuncia en AR es garantía de chapuza
September 11, 2026 at 8:33 AM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
portfolio-alert.bsky.social
UP Partners:
• BeyondMath
• Havoc
• Pull Systems

Sapphire Ventures:
• Harvey
• OpenEvidence

StageOne Ventures:
• HydroSight
• Koala Security

First Round:
• Pomelo

Index Ventures:
• Dorsia

Intel Capital:
• Kepler Computing

Kindred Ventures:
• Dynamic Creatures

Mucker Capital:
• Jeeva AI
September 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
radiok-playlist.bsky.social
Song: Dinner At Dorsia
Artist: American Beauty
Album: Split 7"
Time: 11:33 am
DJ: Variety Mix
September 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
stillinthedark.bsky.social
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
September 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
swwim.bsky.social
9/14-9/25/26
Visiting Writer Sarah Audsley @saudsley.bsky.social
SWWIM Every Day Poem Curation

10/16/26, At 6:30 PM:
Visiting Writer Bleah Patterson @littlemissbleah.bsky.social
& Local Writer Z. Yasmin Waheed

11/19/26, At 6:30 PM:
Visiting Writer Dorsía Smith Silva
& Local Writer Brooke Bovee
September 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
swwim.bsky.social
Please join us in welcoming our 2026-2027 Writers in Residence. Save every date for our upcoming reading season!

*Readings will be live at Books & Books (Coral Gables) @booksandbooks.bsky.social and livestreamed on Instagram & Facebook

#SWWIMEveryDay #SWWIMWithUs #WomenPoets #SWWIMReadingSeries
A blue flyer with a poolwater background with the text "SWWIM Welcome! Writers in Residence 2026-2027" with pictures of five women and the names Sarah Audsley, Erika Meitner, Bleah Patterson, Dorsía Smith Silva, and Patricia Smith. Logos of Books & Books Literary Foundation, The Betsy South Beach, and creArte. Blue flyer with a pool water background and text that reads "Save Every Date 2026-2027 Reading & Residency Season 9/14-9/25/26 Visiting Writer Sarah Audsley SWWIM Every Day Poem Curation Friday, 10/16/26, At 6:30 PM: Visiting Writer Bleah Patterson & Local Writer Z. Yasmin Waheed Thursday, 11/19/26, At 6:30 PM: Visiting Writer Dorsía Smith Silva & Local Writer Brooke Bovee Friday, 2/19/27, At 6:30 PM: Visiting Writer Erika Meitner & Local Writer Chloé Firetto-Toomey Friday, 3/12/27, At 6:30 PM: Visiting Writer Patricia Smith & Local Writer Kimberly Reyes *Readings will be live at Books & Books (Coral Gables) and livestreamed on Instagram & Facebook" With logos of SWWIM, Books & Books Literary Foundation, The Betsy South Beach, and creArte
September 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM