Saturday morning, Redchurch Street, queue outside a barbershop that's got nothing to do with a fade. Ruffians has turned itself into a sort of shrine for the weekend, courtesy of viagogo's World Cuts — Valderrama's curls going on under the clippers, Hoddle's mullet two chairs along, Ronaldo's 2002 fringe three seats past that. Walk-ins all weekend, wigs going if you're not ready to commit, fans wandering out looking like the players who made them love this game in the first place. Clever idea