Your bio changed. Weren't you supposed to be developing your backend?
November 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Your bio changed. Weren't you supposed to be developing your backend?
My CRUD backend works with porffor! My backend package uses deps: pg, zod, node:http, devalue
I had to just:
1. Turn off zod jitless mode: z.config({ jitless: true })
2. start Postgres with POSTGRES_HOST_AUTH_METHOD=trust
My backend now starts with 1.9MB of memory! What a day!
I had to just:
1. Turn off zod jitless mode: z.config({ jitless: true })
2. start Postgres with POSTGRES_HOST_AUTH_METHOD=trust
My backend now starts with 1.9MB of memory! What a day!
big Porffor updates in past month:
- now passing ~96% of Test262!
- now has decent Node compat!
what does this mean? one example: the basics of tanstack start, nextjs, @nuxt.com and more work with up to >10x less memory, but worse perf than Node. make it work, make it fast :)
out now! porffor.dev
- now passing ~96% of Test262!
- now has decent Node compat!
what does this mean? one example: the basics of tanstack start, nextjs, @nuxt.com and more work with up to >10x less memory, but worse perf than Node. make it work, make it fast :)
out now! porffor.dev
November 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
My CRUD backend works with porffor! My backend package uses deps: pg, zod, node:http, devalue
I had to just:
1. Turn off zod jitless mode: z.config({ jitless: true })
2. start Postgres with POSTGRES_HOST_AUTH_METHOD=trust
My backend now starts with 1.9MB of memory! What a day!
I had to just:
1. Turn off zod jitless mode: z.config({ jitless: true })
2. start Postgres with POSTGRES_HOST_AUTH_METHOD=trust
My backend now starts with 1.9MB of memory! What a day!
fucking finally
iirc this has existed on the backend, and in custom clients, for a long time now
iirc this has existed on the backend, and in custom clients, for a long time now
November 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
fucking finally
iirc this has existed on the backend, and in custom clients, for a long time now
iirc this has existed on the backend, and in custom clients, for a long time now
Fun fact, I once sat down with the inventor of GraphQL and after 30 minutes of him trying to explain the technical merits he finally came out with it: “GraphQL exists so Facebook frontend devs don’t have to talk to Facebook backend devs”.
been finally learning what graphql is due to <%= reasons %> and I have never seen such a clear case of a technical solution to a social problem. that problem being "too many people want to talk to the API devs"
November 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fun fact, I once sat down with the inventor of GraphQL and after 30 minutes of him trying to explain the technical merits he finally came out with it: “GraphQL exists so Facebook frontend devs don’t have to talk to Facebook backend devs”.
Can’t help but wonder at this point if they are doing it to get access to every company’s backend
November 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Can’t help but wonder at this point if they are doing it to get access to every company’s backend
From here it looks like a problem with their internal backbone network (between frontend and backend) or lag in YouTube's backend encoder.
November 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
From here it looks like a problem with their internal backbone network (between frontend and backend) or lag in YouTube's backend encoder.
I’m on the backend rn and whooo boy, the degree at which this dude sucks is…
November 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I’m on the backend rn and whooo boy, the degree at which this dude sucks is…
It's been a /very/ busy week. We've been onboarding users, fixing bugs, and improving the service. It's exciting, terrifying, and hella fun. 😎
The second batch of beta invites go out tomorrow! We're sending out 10 at a time, so make sure to join the waitlist if you want to check us out!
The second batch of beta invites go out tomorrow! We're sending out 10 at a time, so make sure to join the waitlist if you want to check us out!
HappyProto: the backend for atproto apps
Build on atproto without the hard parts. HappyProto runs the backend: an API over 46 million atproto accounts, with sign-in, private data and scripting included.
happyproto.at
November 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It's been a /very/ busy week. We've been onboarding users, fixing bugs, and improving the service. It's exciting, terrifying, and hella fun. 😎
The second batch of beta invites go out tomorrow! We're sending out 10 at a time, so make sure to join the waitlist if you want to check us out!
The second batch of beta invites go out tomorrow! We're sending out 10 at a time, so make sure to join the waitlist if you want to check us out!
its all you backend as a service users, just figure out auth like a normal person
why the fuck is email the only way to log in to some sites. i don't want your stupid magic link. guess what, they dont always work, just let me log in with a fucking passkey or password.
November 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
its all you backend as a service users, just figure out auth like a normal person
Before this they argued that my work on my LLVM backend was a waste of time because AI could do it faster and that doing it well doesn't matter.
So yeah, they can fuck right off lol
So yeah, they can fuck right off lol
November 8, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Before this they argued that my work on my LLVM backend was a waste of time because AI could do it faster and that doing it well doesn't matter.
So yeah, they can fuck right off lol
So yeah, they can fuck right off lol
I present a porcupine butt on our morning hike. Very happy my husband noticed before our dog did. #IdahoEscape #porcupine
November 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I present a porcupine butt on our morning hike. Very happy my husband noticed before our dog did. #IdahoEscape #porcupine
In my PPP (point per pancake) league he’s an backend RB1
One drive, and not a single RB running play called for the Bengals.
Some great pass-blocking by Chase Brown for those of you in pass-blocking fantasy leagues
Some great pass-blocking by Chase Brown for those of you in pass-blocking fantasy leagues
November 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
In my PPP (point per pancake) league he’s an backend RB1
New - weekly leaderboards are here! This was the backend change that I alluded to a few weeks back.
DC traffic ticket leaderboard (Week of 2026-11-01)
Top balance: DC GU3038 with $4,330 across 23 tickets (17x speeding 11-15 mph over limit, 2x passing a red light).
Total tracked: $4,982 across 3 plates looked up.
Top balance: DC GU3038 with $4,330 across 23 tickets (17x speeding 11-15 mph over limit, 2x passing a red light).
Total tracked: $4,982 across 3 plates looked up.
November 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
New - weekly leaderboards are here! This was the backend change that I alluded to a few weeks back.
The reasons why:
- not enough coffee for today
- the new backend site for our vendor sucks
- the new backend site for our provider sucks
- not enough coffee for today
- the new backend site for our vendor sucks
- the new backend site for our provider sucks
November 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The reasons why:
- not enough coffee for today
- the new backend site for our vendor sucks
- the new backend site for our provider sucks
- not enough coffee for today
- the new backend site for our vendor sucks
- the new backend site for our provider sucks
*app
someday we'll have an appview (the backend)
someday we'll have an appview (the backend)
November 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
*app
someday we'll have an appview (the backend)
someday we'll have an appview (the backend)
USAID still exists and is funded. It just doesn't have any staff. Idk whether congress can compel they Agency to hire or not but like USAID never went away they just fired everyone and pretended the remnants were part of State despite still using usaid.gov emails and USAID backend systems
November 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
USAID still exists and is funded. It just doesn't have any staff. Idk whether congress can compel they Agency to hire or not but like USAID never went away they just fired everyone and pretended the remnants were part of State despite still using usaid.gov emails and USAID backend systems
Still on the backend grind (procedural mission generation). To break the monotony I made a couple of liveries for the He 177 #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #flightsim #ww2 #wwii #retrogaming #screenshotsaturday
November 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Still on the backend grind (procedural mission generation). To break the monotony I made a couple of liveries for the He 177 #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #flightsim #ww2 #wwii #retrogaming #screenshotsaturday
🔥 Hiring Alert! | Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation
Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation at Turing - Remote, Contract. Pay discussed during sc
👉 Apply here: https://nearskill.in/jobs/senior-backend-engineer-pythonfastapi-ai-evaluation-us-based-73112
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Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation at Turing - Remote, Contract. Pay discussed during sc
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#Hiring #SoftwareEngineering #RemoteJobs
Senior Backend Engineer (Python/FastAPI) – AI Evaluation… | Remote – NearSkill
Senior Backend Engineer (Python/FastAPI) – AI Evaluation (US-based) at Turing · remote. Turing, a research accelerator for frontier AI labs, seeks a Senior Backend…
nearskill.in
November 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
🔥 Hiring Alert! | Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation
Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation at Turing - Remote, Contract. Pay discussed during sc
👉 Apply here: https://nearskill.in/jobs/senior-backend-engineer-pythonfastapi-ai-evaluation-us-based-73112
#Hiring #SoftwareEngineering #RemoteJobs
Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation at Turing - Remote, Contract. Pay discussed during sc
👉 Apply here: https://nearskill.in/jobs/senior-backend-engineer-pythonfastapi-ai-evaluation-us-based-73112
#Hiring #SoftwareEngineering #RemoteJobs
🔔 Position Open! | Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation
Contract, remote, US-based, pay discussed during screening
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Senior Backend Engineer (Python/FastAPI) – AI Evaluation… | Remote – NearSkill
Senior Backend Engineer (Python/FastAPI) – AI Evaluation (US-based) at Turing · remote. Turing seeks a senior backend engineer to evaluate and improve AI-generated…
nearskill.in
November 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
🔔 Position Open! | Senior Backend Engineer, AI Evaluation
Contract, remote, US-based, pay discussed during screening
👉 Apply here: https://nearskill.in/jobs/senior-backend-engineer-pythonfastapi-ai-evaluation-us-based-73114
#SoftwareEngineering #Jobs #RemoteJobs
Contract, remote, US-based, pay discussed during screening
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#SoftwareEngineering #Jobs #RemoteJobs
Waiting on you like a backend
November 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Waiting on you like a backend
The backend infrastructure is usually a security dumpster fire. Nothing would surprise me.
November 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The backend infrastructure is usually a security dumpster fire. Nothing would surprise me.
😂 tbf, Rail is in the backend.
November 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
😂 tbf, Rail is in the backend.