IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
I’m old enough to have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. 🎊
January 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m old enough to have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. 🎊
The things you find downstairs that belong upstairs #art #oilpainting
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The things you find downstairs that belong upstairs #art #oilpainting
Me coming downstairs to greet you…
July 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Me coming downstairs to greet you…
hiding from the big scary crowd downstairs
May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
hiding from the big scary crowd downstairs
me running downstairs when my wife calls my name
March 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
me running downstairs when my wife calls my name
I just turned on the lights to go downstairs and found this…
April 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I just turned on the lights to go downstairs and found this…
That was just how people went downstairs in the 80s.
March 24, 2026 at 7:32 AM
That was just how people went downstairs in the 80s.
This is Lenny. He prefers to hold your hand while you go downstairs. He's not taking any chances. 13/10 (IG: _wanderingwallace_)
March 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Lenny. He prefers to hold your hand while you go downstairs. He's not taking any chances. 13/10 (IG: _wanderingwallace_)
I heard inhuman screeching from downstairs.
I go downstairs.
Cat sees me.
The cat is off and running with something in its mouth.
A mouse, I assumed.
WRONG. No.
It's a starling.
I yell at cat.
Cat drops bird.
I wrangle cat.
Then I wrangle bird.
Bird outside.
Everyone lived.
I go downstairs.
Cat sees me.
The cat is off and running with something in its mouth.
A mouse, I assumed.
WRONG. No.
It's a starling.
I yell at cat.
Cat drops bird.
I wrangle cat.
Then I wrangle bird.
Bird outside.
Everyone lived.
March 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I heard inhuman screeching from downstairs.
I go downstairs.
Cat sees me.
The cat is off and running with something in its mouth.
A mouse, I assumed.
WRONG. No.
It's a starling.
I yell at cat.
Cat drops bird.
I wrangle cat.
Then I wrangle bird.
Bird outside.
Everyone lived.
I go downstairs.
Cat sees me.
The cat is off and running with something in its mouth.
A mouse, I assumed.
WRONG. No.
It's a starling.
I yell at cat.
Cat drops bird.
I wrangle cat.
Then I wrangle bird.
Bird outside.
Everyone lived.
I just went downstairs, walked three minutes to a boulangerie, and got a warm baguette. Tell me again why 15-minute cities are bad.
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I just went downstairs, walked three minutes to a boulangerie, and got a warm baguette. Tell me again why 15-minute cities are bad.
now that’s a hairy downstairs ;)
September 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
now that’s a hairy downstairs ;)
Now. Why did I come downstairs ?
November 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Now. Why did I come downstairs ?
i’ll miss you, downstairs mirror at my parents’ house 💚
May 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i’ll miss you, downstairs mirror at my parents’ house 💚
My downstairs neighbor just called to complain about the deafening pinging from my gaydar.
July 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My downstairs neighbor just called to complain about the deafening pinging from my gaydar.
"What, a guy can't come downstairs and get a snack?"
September 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
"What, a guy can't come downstairs and get a snack?"
Trump describes the ballroom as a "shield" to protect "what's going on downstairs"
May 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Trump describes the ballroom as a "shield" to protect "what's going on downstairs"
Life with cats: my wife just wearily called "whatever's going on, it shouldn't be" downstairs after the sounds of a scuffle
September 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Life with cats: my wife just wearily called "whatever's going on, it shouldn't be" downstairs after the sounds of a scuffle
It’s 0510 and somehow I’ve managed to get #sophiefromromania downstairs and out without waking the prof. #earlyrisers
June 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It’s 0510 and somehow I’ve managed to get #sophiefromromania downstairs and out without waking the prof. #earlyrisers
"there's free chocolate downstairs in the university cafeteria, as they ordered too much"
Yeeting myself downstairs faster than Frieren when she see's a treasure chest.
(With the same level of regard for whether this is a trap or not)
Yeeting myself downstairs faster than Frieren when she see's a treasure chest.
(With the same level of regard for whether this is a trap or not)
September 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
"there's free chocolate downstairs in the university cafeteria, as they ordered too much"
Yeeting myself downstairs faster than Frieren when she see's a treasure chest.
(With the same level of regard for whether this is a trap or not)
Yeeting myself downstairs faster than Frieren when she see's a treasure chest.
(With the same level of regard for whether this is a trap or not)
Heading downstairs ye
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Heading downstairs ye
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Sundays were meant for rotting in bed until you’re hungry enough to go downstairs.
August 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Sundays were meant for rotting in bed until you’re hungry enough to go downstairs.