Dyson spheres, Ed. What if we powered them with Dyson spheres.
October 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Dyson spheres, Ed. What if we powered them with Dyson spheres.
They’re not a Dyson.
So they’re awesome !
So they’re awesome !
November 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
They’re not a Dyson.
So they’re awesome !
So they’re awesome !
James Dyson is that you? Shove your Brexit machines up your nozzle.
November 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
James Dyson is that you? Shove your Brexit machines up your nozzle.
One of the fun applications of a Dyson swarm is to flip the collectors when it is galactic Halloween.
October 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
One of the fun applications of a Dyson swarm is to flip the collectors when it is galactic Halloween.
Don’t blame me, the Dyson rep paid for Sweetgreen!
"Person who can't get water to come out because the faucet design is too fancy"
October 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Don’t blame me, the Dyson rep paid for Sweetgreen!
Saanko esitellä: Mike Dyson
- Miten selitän vaimolle omituisella tavalla rikkoutuneen imurin?
- Nyt äijä oikeesti.. "Ameeba rikkoi ranskalaisen ydinvoimalankin.." C'mon, sulla oli siinä Fleshlight suuttimena..
#tuliMieleen #otantakkini #aiart
- Nyt äijä oikeesti.. "Ameeba rikkoi ranskalaisen ydinvoimalankin.." C'mon, sulla oli siinä Fleshlight suuttimena..
#tuliMieleen #otantakkini #aiart
October 31, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Saanko esitellä: Mike Dyson
Someone can’t spell Dyson
November 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Someone can’t spell Dyson
Hi everyone stop what you're doing my ex dressed up Dyson like a black tie event attendee for Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Hi everyone stop what you're doing my ex dressed up Dyson like a black tie event attendee for Halloween
It definitely abhors a Dyson
November 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It definitely abhors a Dyson
just found out that liz holmes also owns a dyson airwrap and i get her so much
November 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
just found out that liz holmes also owns a dyson airwrap and i get her so much
Me age 26 with Dyson age 7.
October 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Me age 26 with Dyson age 7.
dyson with pants on and Lil Dys
October 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
dyson with pants on and Lil Dys
Tales of The Weird at the British Library, with Jeremy Dyson and Ramsey Campbell. #Halloween #weird
October 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Tales of The Weird at the British Library, with Jeremy Dyson and Ramsey Campbell. #Halloween #weird
On a Dyson... 😭🤣
November 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
On a Dyson... 😭🤣
i bought a dyson stick vacuum because i’m bougie like that
November 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
i bought a dyson stick vacuum because i’m bougie like that
A Dyson, ypu had a Dyson ?!!!!
October 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
A Dyson, ypu had a Dyson ?!!!!
We knew Altman was utterly cooked when he started talking about building a Dyson sphere around the solar system. Not around the sun, mind. Which already would be dumb. The solar system.
dyson spheres are a joke
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October 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
We knew Altman was utterly cooked when he started talking about building a Dyson sphere around the solar system. Not around the sun, mind. Which already would be dumb. The solar system.
Po kilkunastu odsłuchaniach pęcherz zaczyna zasysać jak Dyson!
November 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Po kilkunastu odsłuchaniach pęcherz zaczyna zasysać jak Dyson!
Dyson get wrecked
"Person who can't get water to come out because the faucet design is too fancy"
November 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Dyson get wrecked
He’s going to need to trade that for a Dyson. 😂😁
October 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
He’s going to need to trade that for a Dyson. 😂😁
A section of Stonehell would work!
Or a bit of the first Dyson Delve (it's free on Dyson website)
Or a bit of the first Dyson Delve (it's free on Dyson website)
November 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
A section of Stonehell would work!
Or a bit of the first Dyson Delve (it's free on Dyson website)
Or a bit of the first Dyson Delve (it's free on Dyson website)
"for now, I will live within this poem"
—Torkwase Dyson
—Torkwase Dyson
October 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"for now, I will live within this poem"
—Torkwase Dyson
—Torkwase Dyson