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September 29, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I see a lot of lawyers who don’t do that struggle with elastic thinking. You can start having a hard time distinguishing habit from best practices and preferences from legal requirements.
September 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Mistakenly took a shirt that requires cufflinks to the Netherlands. Did I let that stop me? Fuck no. I used the elastic from the shower cap to look artisanal and jaunty
September 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
One CVE call returns poc_status, poc_url, patch_details, plus YARA, Wazuh and Elastic rules when they exist. No stitching five sources. Sigma and raw PoC code are Pro only.
https://www.valtersit.com/cve/pricing/
September 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
At my school a brief trend in assembly was to bend a piece of metal coat hanger into a U shape, attach an elastic band with a metal washer in the middle, twist said band taut and hold against hymn book in blazer pocket and release at appt. moment. Sounded like a huge fart. Childish but fun.
September 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
RISE OF THE MACHINES DEPT:

This Tiny 4-Inch Robot Hops, Backflips and Swims Using an Odd Trick Hidden in Its Legs
This Tiny 4-Inch Robot Hops, Backflips and Swims Using an Odd Trick Hidden in Its Legs
This tiny robot hops, swims, and backflips using snapping metal legs that store elastic energy and release it in quick bursts.
thedebrief.org
September 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It left me no choice… luckily i felt the elastic n looked before blowing the sap out (that’s the worst)
September 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social sir: Never too soon to start thinking of Holiday shopping. I'll bet Pat would love a pair of these.
www.nationalarchivesstore.org/products/elv...
Elvis Nixon Handshake Socks
National Archives Store Exclusive Unisex Women's shoe size 7.5-15, men's shoe size 6-14 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic Machine wash cold inside out, do not bleach, tumble dry low Product Descri...
www.nationalarchivesstore.org
September 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
September 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
👋 Hello #InfoSec & #BlueTeam Bluesky!
Joining to share defensive cybersecurity lab builds & learn from the community.
🔹 SIEM & log pipelines (Wazuh, Elastic, Grafana)
🔹 Detection rules & network telemetry
🔹 Lab case studies on GitHub
🔗 github.com/BlueSilverX4
#SOCAnalyst #HomeLab
BlueSilverX4 - Overview
BlueSilverX4 has 10 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I did the funny. The author often writes very short paragraphs, so I just used pilcrows to get rid of all the raggedness and save paper. Elastic space before the pilcrow, similar to an old print I have, because I didn't want to set up font expansion for a Fraktur. #typography
September 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
#OutfitOfTheDay #OotD
Today feels like a lazy long sleeve day. Going to try to save my spoons for today (& most of this week) for what will feel like a more intense burst of social interactivity next week. So…guess I didn’t have to dress this fancy. I wanted to. It should count for something, right?
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
And finally, the last part (4!) of my Dallas Pen Show haul I’m sharing. And it’s not fountain pens! I picked up a couple of journal covers. Don’t ask me why. I have plenty on my shelf waiting to be used. I saw the octopus cover at the Blackwater Craftworks table and was immediately drawn to it.
September 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Elastic Bridge: Eloquent-Style Queries for Elasticsearch and OpenSearch posted by @ylynfatt.bsky.social laravel-news.com/elastic-brid
Elastic Bridge: Eloquent-Style Queries for Elasticsearch and OpenSearch
Elastic Bridge brings fluent Elasticsearch and OpenSearch queries to Laravel, with model-style documents, aggregations, pagination, and testing fakes.
laravel-news.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:02 PM
if you need a sweater that actually looks polished layered over a polo, the COOFANDY textured knit is the move. true to size, sits fitted without squeezing, and those ridged details hit different. #ad

https://www.mvpl.ink/ve4inxb
COOFANDY Textured Knit Sweater Review
The COOFANDY textured knit sweater has ridged elastic detailing running through the whole design, fits true in a medium, and layers over a polo.
www.mvpl.ink
September 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Stretchy clothes are hard to recycle because their fibres are difficult to separate. Could a different way of building stretch help tackle fashion’s recycling problem?

www.movetheneedle.news/brands/the-t...

#MIT #fashion #sustainability #recycling #technology #science #industry
The thread that could make stretchy clothes recyclable
MIT researchers have made recyclable elastic yarn for stretchy clothes. Their polyethylene thread could help tackle textile waste if brought to the market.
www.movetheneedle.news
September 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Food for thought...

Tie a girl's hair with one elastic band, it is a "ponytail".

Tie a girl's hair with two elastic bands, they are "pigtails".

Do pigs have two tails?
September 29, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Alright, future engineers!
**Elastic Potential Energy (EPE):** Energy stored in a deformed elastic object (like a spring).
Ex: `U_s = 0.5 * k * x^2`
Pro-Tip: 'k' is the spring constant – higher 'k' means more energy stored for the same stretch!
September 29, 2026 at 12:14 PM
the only elastic slipcover i've found that will work for the size and shape is $100 jfc
September 29, 2026 at 11:59 AM
ICB - tagging onto yesterday's blog- a throwback share

Thermal Sensitivity of #Axolotl Feeding #Behaviors

by
Caitlin Panessiti , Mateo Rull-Garza , Gabriella Rickards , Nicolai Konow

doi.org/10.1093/icb/...

#aquatic #vertebrates #amphibians #science
September 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
QRADAR to Elastic SIEM migration checklist: What actually matters in the real world
QRADAR to Elastic SIEM migration checklist: What actually matters in the real world
cyprus-mail.com
September 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM