Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.
Then no one should expect fast food.
December 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Then no one should expect fast food.
When can we expect the indictment?
April 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
When can we expect the indictment?
Apology accepted, but we expect better for next year.
June 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Apology accepted, but we expect better for next year.
It’s LAPD, what do you expect?
LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
September 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It’s LAPD, what do you expect?
Don’t expect justice if you voted for a criminal.
July 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Don’t expect justice if you voted for a criminal.
As if we didn’t expect this …
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
As if we didn’t expect this …
No one can say they didn’t expect this.
August 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
No one can say they didn’t expect this.
Elect a fucking clown, expect a fucking circus
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Elect a fucking clown, expect a fucking circus
Sad thing is, I expect most Americans to not know about this.
May 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Sad thing is, I expect most Americans to not know about this.
Didn’t expect you there
September 19, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Didn’t expect you there
Don't expect a miracle... #2danimation
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Don't expect a miracle... #2danimation
Expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.
November 18, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.
What did everyone expect to happen?
Fool me…so many times.
Fool me…so many times.
July 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What did everyone expect to happen?
Fool me…so many times.
Fool me…so many times.
What did they expect?
Alabama Woman 'Blindsided' After ICE Detains Her Trump-Supporting Iranian Husband
What did they expect?
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June 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What did they expect?
It’s always the people you’d most expect
This is the guy pushing Trump Bibles in Oklahoma schools.
July 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s always the people you’d most expect
Nobody expect the Bun inquisition !
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Nobody expect the Bun inquisition !
I imagine Tulsi Gabbard did not expect this part of the movie.
December 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I imagine Tulsi Gabbard did not expect this part of the movie.
Expect some heads to roll…
Trump: DOGE, which is headed by Elon Musk...
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Expect some heads to roll…
I expect an all caps rant from President Taco any second now.
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I expect an all caps rant from President Taco any second now.
Newsom: They did not expect California. They did not expect all of you. They thought we were going to write an op-ed, have a candlelight vigil, maybe do a rally. They poked the bear and the bear is poking back
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Newsom: They did not expect California. They did not expect all of you. They thought we were going to write an op-ed, have a candlelight vigil, maybe do a rally. They poked the bear and the bear is poking back
Mockler: What do you expect from the speech tonight?
Underwood: I expect it to be really cringe
Underwood: I expect it to be really cringe
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mockler: What do you expect from the speech tonight?
Underwood: I expect it to be really cringe
Underwood: I expect it to be really cringe
Elect a convict, expect crimes.
March 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Elect a convict, expect crimes.
i expect that 1) will be the modal outcome.
Guaranteed:
1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are.
2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are.
2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant
June 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i expect that 1) will be the modal outcome.
always the shittiest people u most expect
This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year
And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor
And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”
And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor
And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”
June 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
always the shittiest people u most expect