Hizuru is like 'no gender essentialism in my earshot'.
October 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Hizuru is like 'no gender essentialism in my earshot'.
Nobody within earshot is safe AT ALL
Kids already have no filter. Kids on that spectrum? Ain’t nobody safe 😭
November 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Nobody within earshot is safe AT ALL
UK comedian
arrested for
bombing live set
after audience member
casually says,
"he choked on stage"
within earshot of cop.
arrested for
bombing live set
after audience member
casually says,
"he choked on stage"
within earshot of cop.
November 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
UK comedian
arrested for
bombing live set
after audience member
casually says,
"he choked on stage"
within earshot of cop.
arrested for
bombing live set
after audience member
casually says,
"he choked on stage"
within earshot of cop.
Daring the cishet men that I work with to bring up Washington 638 in earshot
November 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Daring the cishet men that I work with to bring up Washington 638 in earshot
Me extolling the virtues of a sublime horror soundtrack and fixed camera angles for five hours straight, to anybody within earshot.
An absolutely delightful surprise that lifted my spirits immeasurably. Go follow Kast!!
An absolutely delightful surprise that lifted my spirits immeasurably. Go follow Kast!!
November 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Me extolling the virtues of a sublime horror soundtrack and fixed camera angles for five hours straight, to anybody within earshot.
An absolutely delightful surprise that lifted my spirits immeasurably. Go follow Kast!!
An absolutely delightful surprise that lifted my spirits immeasurably. Go follow Kast!!
This race turned when Karros dropped the n-word out of earshot but forgot that Clark can read lips
every result is like "Will Clark is up 20 in Sherman Oaks, a district that went Eric Karros +14 just last year"
November 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This race turned when Karros dropped the n-word out of earshot but forgot that Clark can read lips
Can any journalist within earshot ask him about this quote so he can say he hadn’t read about that and wasn’t aware?
November 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Can any journalist within earshot ask him about this quote so he can say he hadn’t read about that and wasn’t aware?
Not when he's in earshot
October 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Not when he's in earshot
Imagine doing diplomacy for a boss who just announced your popularity is a firing offense. Every foreign minister in earshot heard that. America's top diplomat, on a leash measured in applause.
November 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Imagine doing diplomacy for a boss who just announced your popularity is a firing offense. Every foreign minister in earshot heard that. America's top diplomat, on a leash measured in applause.
"I agree, we shall not trust her just yet."
"I am standing within earshot, you two."
"I am standing within earshot, you two."
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
"I agree, we shall not trust her just yet."
"I am standing within earshot, you two."
"I am standing within earshot, you two."
Least suspicious man ever: HEY IM GONNA TALK SHIT WITHIN EARSHOT OF THE ENEMY THAT WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE US ALONE
November 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Least suspicious man ever: HEY IM GONNA TALK SHIT WITHIN EARSHOT OF THE ENEMY THAT WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE US ALONE
Lord help anyone who speaks bad on Mothra in earshot. He is on a hair trigger today.
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Lord help anyone who speaks bad on Mothra in earshot. He is on a hair trigger today.
Me too. And all the animals and birds within earshot who were sleeping.
November 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me too. And all the animals and birds within earshot who were sleeping.
My experience is that cats don’t respect a whole lot. (But I don’t say that in earshot of any cats.)
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My experience is that cats don’t respect a whole lot. (But I don’t say that in earshot of any cats.)
My teaching philosophy is that I try not to cry directly in front of them but within earshot is ok
November 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My teaching philosophy is that I try not to cry directly in front of them but within earshot is ok
You might say she's caked up. But ideally not within earshot.
November 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
You might say she's caked up. But ideally not within earshot.
i imagine a scene of riker asking data how a species who communicate in metaphor and allusion built a starship, & data speculating they have some way of conveying more specific meanings with tone or body language or something. this happened just off camera and out of earshot
October 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
i imagine a scene of riker asking data how a species who communicate in metaphor and allusion built a starship, & data speculating they have some way of conveying more specific meanings with tone or body language or something. this happened just off camera and out of earshot
[speaking loudly to no one in particular, then looking around pointedly to see if any horny beast-knightthings are within earshot] i’ve actually won every single fight i’ve ever been in
November 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
[speaking loudly to no one in particular, then looking around pointedly to see if any horny beast-knightthings are within earshot] i’ve actually won every single fight i’ve ever been in
Whenever I watch a kitten video with my cats in earshot, Nyxie’s reaction is to frantically try to locate the baby so she can help it. Ginger’s reaction is more like “Ugh, what the hell is THAT?” (She posts on r/kittenfree)
November 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Whenever I watch a kitten video with my cats in earshot, Nyxie’s reaction is to frantically try to locate the baby so she can help it. Ginger’s reaction is more like “Ugh, what the hell is THAT?” (She posts on r/kittenfree)
Just hum 'Baby Mine' within earshot and I'll spring a leak and have raccoon eyes for DAYS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8M...
Disney's "Dumbo" - Baby Mine
YouTube video by DisneyMusics
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Just hum 'Baby Mine' within earshot and I'll spring a leak and have raccoon eyes for DAYS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8M...
The worst. They got banned from my earshot.
The only other thing banned from my earshot is WIP.
The only other thing banned from my earshot is WIP.
November 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The worst. They got banned from my earshot.
The only other thing banned from my earshot is WIP.
The only other thing banned from my earshot is WIP.
I wonder if Hasan Piker is kinda the new Saul Alinsky, in the sense that Republicans conjure his name as if they expect everyone in earshot to tremble but instead they don’t know who you’re talking about.
November 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I wonder if Hasan Piker is kinda the new Saul Alinsky, in the sense that Republicans conjure his name as if they expect everyone in earshot to tremble but instead they don’t know who you’re talking about.
Handed out lib of the year medals to all my sisters that quietly told me they voted for Adam Hamilton. They had to be quiet because their husbands were within earshot.
November 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Handed out lib of the year medals to all my sisters that quietly told me they voted for Adam Hamilton. They had to be quiet because their husbands were within earshot.
don't do it, don't start it, stop if you started, tell everyone else to stop, become an annoying gadfly in the ear of everyone in your earshot who even breathes on the concept of gen ai with a spirit of kindness.
November 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
don't do it, don't start it, stop if you started, tell everyone else to stop, become an annoying gadfly in the ear of everyone in your earshot who even breathes on the concept of gen ai with a spirit of kindness.
Next thing you know you’re talking about the futuristic sound of that early digital production on So Far Away, driving away everyone in earshot.
November 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Next thing you know you’re talking about the futuristic sound of that early digital production on So Far Away, driving away everyone in earshot.