eggs eggs eggs!
November 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
eggs eggs eggs!
thanks for putting your eggs in my basket 🥰
November 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
thanks for putting your eggs in my basket 🥰
Countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal
November 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal
November 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i just laid my eggs in the spicy brine
November 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i just laid my eggs in the spicy brine
November 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
(forgetting the word for grapes) where are the vineyard eggs
October 31, 2026 at 6:27 PM
(forgetting the word for grapes) where are the vineyard eggs
Big fat insect abdomen full of eggs is just peak tbh
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Big fat insect abdomen full of eggs is just peak tbh
Twenty eight fucking eggs
Describe your account in 4 words.
Frou Frou and nonsense.
Frou Frou and nonsense.
Describe your account in four words…
correct horse battery stapler
correct horse battery stapler
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Twenty eight fucking eggs
halloween should be about laying eggs something unusual gave you
November 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
halloween should be about laying eggs something unusual gave you
Scrambled eggs
October 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Scrambled eggs
a tasty cold brew, chicken sausage, scrambled eggs, and toast with peanut butter & jelly? this guy is off his rocker, folks!
November 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
a tasty cold brew, chicken sausage, scrambled eggs, and toast with peanut butter & jelly? this guy is off his rocker, folks!
happy world vegan day
November 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
happy world vegan day
Chorizo, eggs, potato, rice, cheese burrito 🌯
October 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Chorizo, eggs, potato, rice, cheese burrito 🌯
wish i didn’t have to make soft boiled eggs to eat soft boiled eggs
November 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
wish i didn’t have to make soft boiled eggs to eat soft boiled eggs
Handing out poached eggs to the breakfast trick or treaters
October 31, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Handing out poached eggs to the breakfast trick or treaters
It's good to put all your eggs in one basket. That way you know where they are
October 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It's good to put all your eggs in one basket. That way you know where they are
saturn devouring his eggs
November 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
saturn devouring his eggs
November 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
he lays eggs do you want an egg from him
November 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
he lays eggs do you want an egg from him
making up for lost calories is the best
November 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
making up for lost calories is the best
"I killed and ate my goose that laid golden eggs and now I have no more golden eggs, please help."
October 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"I killed and ate my goose that laid golden eggs and now I have no more golden eggs, please help."
TBF it's a pretty good bet. We invited his rapist treasonous ass back to the White House because people thought eggs were pricey
He really thinks voters are insanely stupid.
Trump: "They have something about 'Republican incumbent,' tiny little letters on the bottom. A lot of people don't know what that means -- 'incumbent.' What does that mean -- 'incumbent?' They have no idea."
November 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
TBF it's a pretty good bet. We invited his rapist treasonous ass back to the White House because people thought eggs were pricey
Why can't you cook eggs in minecraft
November 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Why can't you cook eggs in minecraft