#Eleventy
Don't worry, friend. There will be eleventy billion other insane things to report on tomorrow.
October 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
100 billion dollars for the building (handled by Trump Construction) and eleventy trillion dollars for the naming rights for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Ballroom.
October 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m not new at this. I knew the whole time I should have been weaving in the eleventy-billion ends as I go and yet here we are. #crochet
October 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
it is an ELEVENTY MILLION

just take every romance convention and explode it lovingly and beautifully
October 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I love visiting caves. It took eleventy thousand yrs for the stalactite over there to form. Who cares abt whatever dumb thing I said the other day; human lives are short. That's good!! HOORAY! ETC!

Try to do good for others in your life but also remember Nothing Matters. But not in a sad way.
October 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Lulz. Or eleventy. Just think of how much higher-order thinking this 🤡 is incapable of. It is 🤯 that he is president
it goes all the way to 11
TRUMP: Did you see the story about my uncle?

TIME: The one who taught at MIT?

TRUMP: I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest.
October 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Every tech I've had was really good about walking me through the process, even though I've done eleventy billion of them by now. It makes the process much less scary.

Good luck!
October 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Iran has been decimated eleventy times already by Trumps old statements. Is he lying now or was he lying then
October 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
WE DESERVED ELEVENTY-TWO SEASONS OF CORDELIA CUPP MYSTERIES!!!1!
October 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The HAFF is the perfect example of this stuff.

Demand things that aren't doable (real resource constraints preventing eleventy billion houses being built right now) and get your clocked cleaned in the backlash of your own perfomative making.
October 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Especially since the “Hitler rocks!” posts can get eleventy billion likes all by themselves. Going viral with puppies first is an unnecessary step for those people.
October 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wasn’t Foghorn Leghorn helping hold that poster up as well? I’ll have to watch it again for the eleventy hundreth time.
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
like what you're telling me one service equivalent is gonna be responsible for destroyer sized MUSVs, fast attack equivalent XLUUVs, high altitude bomber sized stealth planes, uncrewed tanks, CCAs, Reapers, scaneagles, and the eleventy billion different types of quadcopters?

what the fuck
October 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It's really hard anyway because the party balance is ASS. Like I hope you're a mage or a thief with eleventy trillion bombs.

My two main wardens are a warrior and a support mage.

I'm something of a completionist and it's tempting to make someone up who can do this but ugh.
October 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Welp!
Elon and Luckey getting eleventy trillions dollars in VR Space Robot defence contracts by the look of it.
Not sure why the sick wife leaver is included.
Maybe for spiritual guidance.
September 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Example eleventy-billion that Canadian politicians don’t know shit about our history.
September 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Imagine the fatalism of a guy fighting in the latest of Strangereal’s eleventy-billion wars to the knife, seeing your men slaughtered from the air trying to seize their objectives, and knowing that all of this has happened before and will happen again, with no lasting punishment for anyone.
September 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Eleventy sevEntry?
September 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
How about eleventy?
September 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
eleventy billion!
maybe more
September 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
On kyllä ollut taas tänään opettavaista laittaa uudemman kerran Eleventy / Elva -kombinaatiota pystyyn.

Perusjutut hoituu nyt jo varmuudella, siis tuo sisällön julkaisun konffaus Github/statichost -asetukset.

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September 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
There are about eleventy-billion food trackers that count calories but none that help you track your mercury intake, so I built my own little spreadsheet. I don't want to accidentally poison myself in my quest to try many different tinned feeshes.
September 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A very big man, with tears in his eyes said sir, we have maybe eleventy gazillion billion car plants under construction.
Trump: "We have now I think under construction probably 97 car plants"
September 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM