I heard he settled eleventy thousand wars before breakfast.
August 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I heard he settled eleventy thousand wars before breakfast.
video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group
May 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group
thank god we give these guys eleventy kabillion dollars a year instead of public schools and healthcare
🇺🇸 Two aircraft collided mid-air during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show, with four parachutes later spotted descending to the ground.
May 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
thank god we give these guys eleventy kabillion dollars a year instead of public schools and healthcare
When your phone
memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.
memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.
May 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
When your phone
memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.
memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.
Why not eleventy zillion
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Why not eleventy zillion
I try to avoid hyperbole when it comes to Trump policies, but this is absolutely frickin’ insane—on about eleventy different levels.
Massive, systemic Fourth Amendment violations because … reasons.
Massive, systemic Fourth Amendment violations because … reasons.
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
![May 12, 2025
MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel
FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal
On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)
Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifrzrvaszfhj4bzhgtyvx3fm6ht4kc2zrwtvozijyxl3zxgp7vx6a)
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I try to avoid hyperbole when it comes to Trump policies, but this is absolutely frickin’ insane—on about eleventy different levels.
Massive, systemic Fourth Amendment violations because … reasons.
Massive, systemic Fourth Amendment violations because … reasons.
If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
The old magic money tree. Fantastic. Why not give away eleventy trillion dollars instead?
September 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The old magic money tree. Fantastic. Why not give away eleventy trillion dollars instead?
When you haven’t eaten in eleventy years.
May 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
When you haven’t eaten in eleventy years.
they never learn. man’s track record of ruining everything he touches is a perfect eleventy-billion out of eleventy-billion. now a perfect eleventy-billion and one.
July 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
they never learn. man’s track record of ruining everything he touches is a perfect eleventy-billion out of eleventy-billion. now a perfect eleventy-billion and one.
Bilbos eleventy-first birthday
August 14, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Bilbos eleventy-first birthday
Trump has stage eleventy-thirteen dementia and flatulence, compromised by an Adderal drug addiction.
May 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trump has stage eleventy-thirteen dementia and flatulence, compromised by an Adderal drug addiction.
ELEVENTY-SECOND!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ELEVENTY-SECOND!!!!
The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars
April 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars
Nutjob Trump raises China tariff to 145%
Next drop: eleventy billion
Next drop: eleventy billion
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nutjob Trump raises China tariff to 145%
Next drop: eleventy billion
Next drop: eleventy billion
Between -52 and eleventy billion.
March 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Between -52 and eleventy billion.
Wait… I thought Trump lowered prescription prices by eleventy-million percent.
The Trump admin is reportedly planning to cut a program that has kept drug prices lower for millions of seniors
Trump Administration To End Program Keeping Drug Prices Lower For Millions Of Seniors: WSJ
www.huffpost.com
July 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Wait… I thought Trump lowered prescription prices by eleventy-million percent.
Every accusation a confession, exhibit eleventy-billion
All the right's fearmongering over George Soros, and this guy is literally out here buying votes for the world to see.
March 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Every accusation a confession, exhibit eleventy-billion
well at least Elon only spent eleventy billion dollars on this thing
July 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
well at least Elon only spent eleventy billion dollars on this thing
... says woman who has publicly named and shamed Kilmar Abrego Garcia approximately eleventy bazillion times.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
... says woman who has publicly named and shamed Kilmar Abrego Garcia approximately eleventy bazillion times.
tech bros: we can't possibly pay for human writers!
also tech bros: here's eleventy billion dollars for a machine that makes things up.
also tech bros: here's eleventy billion dollars for a machine that makes things up.
April 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
tech bros: we can't possibly pay for human writers!
also tech bros: here's eleventy billion dollars for a machine that makes things up.
also tech bros: here's eleventy billion dollars for a machine that makes things up.