I haven’t subscribed for quite a while now, and here’s reason eleventybillion why.
BREAKING: The New York Times has terminated their contract with romance columnist Olivia Waite after she reposted @markjacob.bsky.social 's repost of @marisakabas.bsky.social criticism of the Times’ coverage of new rape allegations about Trump.
That is a sentence I didn’t think I’d type today.
That is a sentence I didn’t think I’d type today.
The New York Times Terminates Contract with Romance Columnist Olivia Waite After Bluesky Repost - Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
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November 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I haven’t subscribed for quite a while now, and here’s reason eleventybillion why.
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November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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relatable content!
I don't know this song but I HAVE heard it eleventybillion times in every shop in every Chinatown in the city
I don't know this song but I HAVE heard it eleventybillion times in every shop in every Chinatown in the city
October 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
relatable content!
I don't know this song but I HAVE heard it eleventybillion times in every shop in every Chinatown in the city
I don't know this song but I HAVE heard it eleventybillion times in every shop in every Chinatown in the city
Reason #eleventybillion why staying on twitter turns your brain into pudding
October 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Reason #eleventybillion why staying on twitter turns your brain into pudding
Can I just say I'm very happy with my new pfp and for that I thank libresprite, gimp, and my previous eleventybillion hours in ms paint
November 1, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Can I just say I'm very happy with my new pfp and for that I thank libresprite, gimp, and my previous eleventybillion hours in ms paint
Exactly.
Blockety, block, block.
And Oliver eleventybillion can join you 🤪
Blockety, block, block.
And Oliver eleventybillion can join you 🤪
October 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Exactly.
Blockety, block, block.
And Oliver eleventybillion can join you 🤪
Blockety, block, block.
And Oliver eleventybillion can join you 🤪
And here comes eleventybillion free press articles about how journalists are being censored 🫠
October 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
And here comes eleventybillion free press articles about how journalists are being censored 🫠
For $1,800 American dollars it better suck my dick. Oh never mind that’s locked behind gamepass which now costs eleventybillion dollars.
October 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
For $1,800 American dollars it better suck my dick. Oh never mind that’s locked behind gamepass which now costs eleventybillion dollars.
Smol makes bat eleventybillion% cuter.
October 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Smol makes bat eleventybillion% cuter.
it looks like they ran her photo through a Slop machine and tried to Slop her into Komomo on the cover and that's like eleventybillion different forms of deranged (derogatory)
October 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
it looks like they ran her photo through a Slop machine and tried to Slop her into Komomo on the cover and that's like eleventybillion different forms of deranged (derogatory)
Right back at you! Times 2 or 3 or eleventybillion.
October 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Right back at you! Times 2 or 3 or eleventybillion.
Example number eleventybillion why prayer doesn’t belong in government meetings 😂🤣😈
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time.
city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city"
www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city"
www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
October 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Example number eleventybillion why prayer doesn’t belong in government meetings 😂🤣😈
Kerr had thown eleventybillion balls Shohei is 3-2 and he chases AGAIN
October 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Kerr had thown eleventybillion balls Shohei is 3-2 and he chases AGAIN
WHY WE CHOOSE THE BEAR, V. ELEVENTYBILLION-TWENTYONE
Men. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are NOT entitled to sex. You are NOT entitled to a woman's body or attention
Jesus.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
Men. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are NOT entitled to sex. You are NOT entitled to a woman's body or attention
Jesus.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
Woman Is Found Captive in Attic Near Boston, Leading to Charges for Man (Gift Article)
The man, Jordende Pierre, 29, faces kidnapping, sex trafficking and other charges. He held the woman against her will for six weeks, officials said.
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
WHY WE CHOOSE THE BEAR, V. ELEVENTYBILLION-TWENTYONE
Men. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are NOT entitled to sex. You are NOT entitled to a woman's body or attention
Jesus.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
Men. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are NOT entitled to sex. You are NOT entitled to a woman's body or attention
Jesus.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
Exhibit eleventybillion that working for MediaMatters cooks your brain like a red wine braise.
September 20, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Exhibit eleventybillion that working for MediaMatters cooks your brain like a red wine braise.
or they don't, and you're asking us to suspend disbelief that someone could understand the most abstruse elements of eleventybillion different intellectual disciplines better than actual professionals do so they can look super smart, but somehow failed to grasp something most of us get by the time
September 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
or they don't, and you're asking us to suspend disbelief that someone could understand the most abstruse elements of eleventybillion different intellectual disciplines better than actual professionals do so they can look super smart, but somehow failed to grasp something most of us get by the time
It is terrible, but something about ProPublica skipping eleventybillion stories about wealthy American people getting away with this type of harm to zero in on this story feels gross AF. I get it is a follow on story though.
September 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It is terrible, but something about ProPublica skipping eleventybillion stories about wealthy American people getting away with this type of harm to zero in on this story feels gross AF. I get it is a follow on story though.
He "became enraged when his girlfriend went to the gym without telling him."
How dare she. /s
Why we choose the bear, v. eleventybillion.
www.wgnsradio.com/article/1010...
How dare she. /s
Why we choose the bear, v. eleventybillion.
www.wgnsradio.com/article/1010...
Labor Day Standoff Ends Peacefully at Murfreesboro Apartment
MURFREESBORO, TN (WGNS) - Labor Day in Murfreesboro wrapped up with a tense situation that thankfully ended without injuries. A man who barricaded himself inside an apartment with two small children s...
www.wgnsradio.com
September 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
He "became enraged when his girlfriend went to the gym without telling him."
How dare she. /s
Why we choose the bear, v. eleventybillion.
www.wgnsradio.com/article/1010...
How dare she. /s
Why we choose the bear, v. eleventybillion.
www.wgnsradio.com/article/1010...
in my experience World-Shipping is expensive as hell & Utami doesn't even go there anymore so it doesn't really effect me but if you told me I could grab MG & Senj & Teej merch in one go without eleventybillion separate fees, I'd be inclined to do so
September 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
in my experience World-Shipping is expensive as hell & Utami doesn't even go there anymore so it doesn't really effect me but if you told me I could grab MG & Senj & Teej merch in one go without eleventybillion separate fees, I'd be inclined to do so
(I've seen/met ETiD like eleventybillion times long before Dub ever existed / Andy started wrestling so that's my point of reference)
September 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
(I've seen/met ETiD like eleventybillion times long before Dub ever existed / Andy started wrestling so that's my point of reference)
Exhibit eleventybillion why the GOP’s ‘judgement’ can never, ever be trusted.
August 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Exhibit eleventybillion why the GOP’s ‘judgement’ can never, ever be trusted.
No way man it's like eleventybillion actually. I seen Trump say it. I seen it!
August 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
No way man it's like eleventybillion actually. I seen Trump say it. I seen it!
Year No. Eleventybillion of teaching starts tomorrow. Sigh…
August 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Year No. Eleventybillion of teaching starts tomorrow. Sigh…