#Elixir
except ken thompson, who would have been really into elixir
November 1, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Happy Howl-oween
October 31, 2026 at 2:59 PM
There are new patch versions of #ElixirLang itself out now to fix a couple CVEs. Make sure you're running one of:

- 1.18.6
- 1.19.7
- 1.20.5

More info:
github.com/elixir-lang/...
Release v1.20.5 · elixir-lang/elixir
1. Security Elixir [URI] Bind port limits during URI.parse (CVE-2026-109821) [JSON] Raise when decoding integers in JSON beyond float64 ranges (CVE-2026-115274) Mix [mix deps.partition] Validate...
github.com
October 30, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"I'd spent years suppressing the memories from my elixir addiction. Now my daughter had undone everything in a matter of minutes after bringing the elixir back into this house. She begged me to stop as I downed vial after vial of elixir. It was time to show her what a real elixir slut looked like."
November 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ELIXIR GIMME!!
November 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
ElixirOffice 0.6.0 is out 🚀

• Mail merge: the Mailings tab now shows up and works end to end
• Installed fonts are really used, no more false "font unavailable"
• Page breaks in tables follow Word more closely

Free & open source: github.com/leag1234/eli...
October 31, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Any time I go to the movies, I get a large soda that’s 80% Barq’s vanilla flavored cream soda and 20% Barq’s red cream soda. I call this The Elixir and I believe it has added at least a decade to the end of my life. And I vote
October 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
1. I thought that destroying all of the elixir in the house would fix my husband's addiction and get rid of Clara once and for all. But today, I found Clara once more prancing around our home. She'd hidden backup elixir around the house; this time she'd mixed a dry elixir into my husband's coffee.
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
☆injects myself with elixir P07☆
November 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Drinking the forbidden elixir (a green monster energy) to make it through these tough times
November 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
November 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
“Have you tried my latest elixir?!”
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
¿Dentro de una tinaja? ¿Me das un Elixir? 😆
November 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
🇳🇱 🇩🇰 Last week, ELIXIR-NL joined ELIXIR-DK in Odense for an ELIXIR Staff Exchange Programme alongside the Danish Bioinformatics Conference.

Highlights
💻 Software management workshop 🎓 PhD research presentations 🎤 Keynote by Prof. Sanne Abeln 🤝 Knowledge sharing between the Dutch and Danish Nodes
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
gonna buy a ticket for a movie I'm not going to watch just so I can have The Elixir before networks start reporting returns
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Beats last years offering.
October 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
perfecting a new style of elixir where I just abuse mutable state as much as possible via ets and atomics
October 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
#Drawtober day 28: ERUPTION.
The alchemist's elixir was perhaps a bit too successful.
October 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Élixir divin
November 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Building something for the Elixir community 👋

Razorpay has no maintained Elixir library (the only Hex package is from 2016), so we're planning the OSWORKS Billing Adapter: an open-source billing layer for Phoenix apps.

Razorpay first, Stripe later.

#Elixir #MyElixirStatus
November 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Hahah bat elixir sounds crazy!
October 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
xamal 0.7.1 [updated]

Mix-first deployment tool for bare-metal Elixir releases over SSH. An Elixir port of Kamal using native releases, Caddy, and Elixir configuration.

Licenses: MIT
November 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Giving trick or treaters fun sized vials of elixir of life
October 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
#MICROSOFT OFFICE SOUS #LINUX !! C'est Elixir Office ! youtu.be/IyiEbolfDHc?...
MICROSOFT OFFICE SOUS LINUX !! C'est Elixir Office !
YouTube video by Adrien Linuxtricks
youtu.be
November 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Nice choice, Kristi, glad you're here to keep discussion going, too. Here's a Dawnfire Elixir for you.
November 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM