Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine https://theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-t-shut-up-about-how-it-could-have-1827840677/
August 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine https://theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-t-shut-up-about-how-it-could-have-1827840677/
I'm in my tired embittered hateful era, where I'm openly hateful and bitter instead of secretly hateful and bitter among close friends.
March 29, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I'm in my tired embittered hateful era, where I'm openly hateful and bitter instead of secretly hateful and bitter among close friends.
Imagine spending your life as embittered and angry as this pitiful excuse for a human being.
Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, has begun baselessly claiming that birthright citizenship is a massive welfare scam.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Miller has previously endorsed a theory called “remigration” that refers to the forcible removal of non–ethnically European immigrants.
Stephen Miller Unveils Bizarre New Attack on Birthright Citizenship
Stephen Miller has found a new excuse to ignore the Constitution.
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April 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Imagine spending your life as embittered and angry as this pitiful excuse for a human being.
you cannot build a movement which believes all men are brothers out of embittered low-trust cranks.
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you cannot build a movement which believes all men are brothers out of embittered low-trust cranks.
If the agent of an embittered KGB officer somehow won the US presidency and entered into the office bent on destroying the USA in its national influence, network of alliances, and the American people’s quality of life, what would he be doing differently?
April 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If the agent of an embittered KGB officer somehow won the US presidency and entered into the office bent on destroying the USA in its national influence, network of alliances, and the American people’s quality of life, what would he be doing differently?
my other sully thought is just thinking about the ways he became obviously embittered by the rise of ta-nehisi coates to prominence
June 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my other sully thought is just thinking about the ways he became obviously embittered by the rise of ta-nehisi coates to prominence
Truly I have a right to be so much crazier and more embittered than I am.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Truly I have a right to be so much crazier and more embittered than I am.
And his losses seem to have embittered him.
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And his losses seem to have embittered him.
At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/
June 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/
And please note that evacuation is never gratis—you always have to pay. Anyway, feeling awfully embittered toward the US regime at the moment.
March 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
And please note that evacuation is never gratis—you always have to pay. Anyway, feeling awfully embittered toward the US regime at the moment.
i think that the german high command ran incredibly intense wartime propaganda throughout world war i, which left behind huge numbers of embittered right-wing veterans, who spent the next fifteen years in street fights with embittered left-wing veterans. eventually they took office.
June 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i think that the german high command ran incredibly intense wartime propaganda throughout world war i, which left behind huge numbers of embittered right-wing veterans, who spent the next fifteen years in street fights with embittered left-wing veterans. eventually they took office.
One of my few motivations in life is not to become an embittered old man complaining that the kids don't listen to me any more.
May 27, 2026 at 6:52 AM
One of my few motivations in life is not to become an embittered old man complaining that the kids don't listen to me any more.
there are way more embittered CIA guys in NoVA than there are helicopter pilots in Jersey City
Why does Span have more charisma juice than Sherrill?
Abigail Spanberger: As I ask for Virginians to put their trust in me as our next governor, I would like to tell you why I'm running. I want to serve Virginia. My mother and father always used to say there is no higher calling than service to our country.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
there are way more embittered CIA guys in NoVA than there are helicopter pilots in Jersey City
“.. Gulf officials fear Trump will cut a deal .. with an embittered Iran that maintains some kind of control over the Hormuz strait, the people said.”
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March 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“.. Gulf officials fear Trump will cut a deal .. with an embittered Iran that maintains some kind of control over the Hormuz strait, the people said.”
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yeah, sure. let’s take a bunch of NSA nerds and make them unemployed and embittered against their country and see how it plays out.
Nancy Mace Introduces Bill to Bar Trans People from Security Clearances, Federal Jobs Requiring Mental Health Screenings
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Nancy Mace Introduces Bill to Bar Trans People from Security Clearances, Federal Jobs Requiring Mental Health Screenings
A bill like this would normally get called a ban in all but name; but since it is literally called the “Gender Delusion Disqualification Act”, it is, in essence, a ban in name as well.
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September 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
yeah, sure. let’s take a bunch of NSA nerds and make them unemployed and embittered against their country and see how it plays out.
Simply put, the embittered IDU neofascist Stephen Harper is lying through his teeth about Mark Carney’s achievements in macroeconomic management.
Desperation as piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre’s lead evaporates.
And tone deaf at a time of national crisis.
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Desperation as piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre’s lead evaporates.
And tone deaf at a time of national crisis.
🍁😒🍁
March 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Simply put, the embittered IDU neofascist Stephen Harper is lying through his teeth about Mark Carney’s achievements in macroeconomic management.
Desperation as piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre’s lead evaporates.
And tone deaf at a time of national crisis.
🍁😒🍁
Desperation as piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre’s lead evaporates.
And tone deaf at a time of national crisis.
🍁😒🍁
Lander is an eminently qualified candidate who could have seen the failure of his won campaign as a reason to be embittered against Mamdani (as, ahem, others did) but instead is pivoting to united the left-liberal vote and dampen Cuomo’s chances. Profoundly decent, stand up thing to do.
Q: What are you doing Election Eve?
A: Watching me and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social!
A: Watching me and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social!
June 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Lander is an eminently qualified candidate who could have seen the failure of his won campaign as a reason to be embittered against Mamdani (as, ahem, others did) but instead is pivoting to united the left-liberal vote and dampen Cuomo’s chances. Profoundly decent, stand up thing to do.
Y’all mind if I grow embittered?
April 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Y’all mind if I grow embittered?
If anything, it just becomes more dangerous -- Musk becomes an embittered and erratic ex-employee feuding with an embittered and erratic president, and one who presided over an enormous data grab and the building of an enormous privatized surveillance system
June 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If anything, it just becomes more dangerous -- Musk becomes an embittered and erratic ex-employee feuding with an embittered and erratic president, and one who presided over an enormous data grab and the building of an enormous privatized surveillance system
Reform's boomer activists are in many ways the epitome of consumerist alienation. They are sad, lonely, embittered people who stay at home all day watching TV and whose children and grandchildren don't want to visit them anymore.
September 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Reform's boomer activists are in many ways the epitome of consumerist alienation. They are sad, lonely, embittered people who stay at home all day watching TV and whose children and grandchildren don't want to visit them anymore.
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
August 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
sheesh another Drunk Embittered Idiot hire
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
sheesh another Drunk Embittered Idiot hire
update: the dozen increasingly embittered mufos are all now mostly also insane
December 17, 2024 at 11:17 AM
update: the dozen increasingly embittered mufos are all now mostly also insane
if trump ii has taught us anything it is a this: you can haul all of these embittered celibates and layabouts out of their sinecures kicking and screaming. you can toss them right in history's dustbin on a whim or even a caprice
April 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
if trump ii has taught us anything it is a this: you can haul all of these embittered celibates and layabouts out of their sinecures kicking and screaming. you can toss them right in history's dustbin on a whim or even a caprice
Words fail my embittered heart’s fervent prayer that the earth swallows them whole and shits them out through a black hole.
June 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Words fail my embittered heart’s fervent prayer that the earth swallows them whole and shits them out through a black hole.