#EmpireProblems
Breaking news: Empire falls faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. Turns out, world domination has a shorter shelf life than that milk in the back of your fridge. #EmpireProblems
November 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
🧐 Yes, he does.

Musk is a moron who seems to think sperm & forcing women to make more babies solve #EmpireProblems.🤦🏼‍♀️

Stick to AI waifus, #Swasticar. There are enough babies in America & the world.

🧐Musk should probably learn to keep his brain in his pants, where they’ll do less harm, to HUMANITY.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Plus all the other crimes: "President Ronald Reagan never received congressional approval to send troops to nations like Nicaragua, El Salvador, and other parts of the region." #EmpireProblems
300,000 Veterans Still Can't Access Some Benefits Because Their War Was Never Recognized
Several states support change for combat soldiers at the federal level.
www.military.com
June 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Stormtroopers finally found the perfect way to aim… at relaxation. Hot tubbing the Empire’s stress away, one miss at a time.
#StarWars #Stormtroopers #HotTubLife #GalacticChill #EmpireProblems #Satire #HotBings #CosmicRelaxation
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM