this man beat three stormtroopers to death on the streets of ghorman
November 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
this man beat three stormtroopers to death on the streets of ghorman
why are the stormtroopers washed out like the backdrop of another picture
November 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
why are the stormtroopers washed out like the backdrop of another picture
i'm still hung up on this why is mount doom
why is the hanger round
there's too many imperial guards
the stormtroopers look like shit
why is the hanger round
there's too many imperial guards
the stormtroopers look like shit
November 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
i'm still hung up on this why is mount doom
why is the hanger round
there's too many imperial guards
the stormtroopers look like shit
why is the hanger round
there's too many imperial guards
the stormtroopers look like shit
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Star Wars: Princess Leia with Stormtroopers
ALT: Star Wars: Princess Leia with Stormtroopers
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November 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
STORMTROOPER #1: Have you noticed that we call our space station the "Death Star"?
STORMTROOPER #2: I don't... uh...
STORMTROOPER #1: TK-8243... are we the baddies?
STORMTROOPER #2: I don't... uh...
STORMTROOPER #1: TK-8243... are we the baddies?
November 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
STORMTROOPER #1: Have you noticed that we call our space station the "Death Star"?
STORMTROOPER #2: I don't... uh...
STORMTROOPER #1: TK-8243... are we the baddies?
STORMTROOPER #2: I don't... uh...
STORMTROOPER #1: TK-8243... are we the baddies?
Liverpool's attack
Star Wars Stormtroopers in Hallway
ALT: Star Wars Stormtroopers in Hallway
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November 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Liverpool's attack
These guys must be stormtroopers the way they keep missing the point of Star Wars
November 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
These guys must be stormtroopers the way they keep missing the point of Star Wars
Yeah, but, I mean, Obi Wan does say the blasters that killed Uncle Owen and aunt Beru was too precise to be Sandpeople, so It could only be stormtroopers... And then the stormtroopers spent three movies missing every shot possíble.
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Yeah, but, I mean, Obi Wan does say the blasters that killed Uncle Owen and aunt Beru was too precise to be Sandpeople, so It could only be stormtroopers... And then the stormtroopers spent three movies missing every shot possíble.
no i'm sorry this isn't even good imperial propaganda; why isn't the window designed with an octagonal view, the stormtroopers look like sit
no it's just bad i won't go on fuck you elon you dense dipshit
no it's just bad i won't go on fuck you elon you dense dipshit
November 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
no i'm sorry this isn't even good imperial propaganda; why isn't the window designed with an octagonal view, the stormtroopers look like sit
no it's just bad i won't go on fuck you elon you dense dipshit
no it's just bad i won't go on fuck you elon you dense dipshit
The only edgy Star Wars take I am willing to entertain is that the Ewoks cooked and ate those Stormtroopers during the final party in Return of the Jedi.
And then used their helmets as drums.
And then used their helmets as drums.
November 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The only edgy Star Wars take I am willing to entertain is that the Ewoks cooked and ate those Stormtroopers during the final party in Return of the Jedi.
And then used their helmets as drums.
And then used their helmets as drums.
Star Wars is the most on-the-nose baby's first anti-fascist movies where the bad guys are literally called stormtroopers, and the Hayden Christenson era in particular is about how a whiny virgin school shooter got manipulated by an elderly fascist, and Musk (accurately) thought it was about him.
November 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Star Wars is the most on-the-nose baby's first anti-fascist movies where the bad guys are literally called stormtroopers, and the Hayden Christenson era in particular is about how a whiny virgin school shooter got manipulated by an elderly fascist, and Musk (accurately) thought it was about him.
stormtroopers cant aim but they wouldn't miss the point this much lmao
Why would George Lucas do this to George Lucas?
November 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
stormtroopers cant aim but they wouldn't miss the point this much lmao
pile o’ stormtroopers done
November 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
pile o’ stormtroopers done
I would add how it began
Star Wars: Princess Leia with Stormtroopers
ALT: Star Wars: Princess Leia with Stormtroopers
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November 3, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I would add how it began
Just look at people cosplaying as Imperial Stormtroopers from Star Wars.
Stormtroopers feel cool. And if one needs to be bad to be cool, so be it...
Stormtroopers feel cool. And if one needs to be bad to be cool, so be it...
November 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Just look at people cosplaying as Imperial Stormtroopers from Star Wars.
Stormtroopers feel cool. And if one needs to be bad to be cool, so be it...
Stormtroopers feel cool. And if one needs to be bad to be cool, so be it...
So they can act like as stormtroopers then?
November 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So they can act like as stormtroopers then?
Like, gee, I wonder if the emperor who used to be the supreme chancellor who abolished the senate and has an army that he calls stormtroopers is a bad guy?
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Like, gee, I wonder if the emperor who used to be the supreme chancellor who abolished the senate and has an army that he calls stormtroopers is a bad guy?
The Russian Orthodox Church called Russian stormtroopers "meat," while presenting them as a symbol of resilience and self-sacrifice.
October 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The Russian Orthodox Church called Russian stormtroopers "meat," while presenting them as a symbol of resilience and self-sacrifice.
I'm sure OP is talking about something straightforward like fascists liking stormtroopers and the empire or first order or something, but morality's genuinely just not simple, we've all got dark impulses
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I'm sure OP is talking about something straightforward like fascists liking stormtroopers and the empire or first order or something, but morality's genuinely just not simple, we've all got dark impulses
Okay, jokes aside--and Musk once again being a fascist freak aside--this is a regrouping and a return to the first page of Steve Bannon's playbook. White nationalist terror wrapped in a "culture war" dressing.
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Okay, jokes aside--and Musk once again being a fascist freak aside--this is a regrouping and a return to the first page of Steve Bannon's playbook. White nationalist terror wrapped in a "culture war" dressing.
at some point the rebels are going to have to accept that "defund the stormtroopers" is an extremely unpopular and damaging slogan.
November 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
at some point the rebels are going to have to accept that "defund the stormtroopers" is an extremely unpopular and damaging slogan.
This goes all the way back to people deciding that Stormtroopers wwre cool as opposed to genocidaires. There's weirdness like the 501st Legion fans.
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This goes all the way back to people deciding that Stormtroopers wwre cool as opposed to genocidaires. There's weirdness like the 501st Legion fans.
Um, Lucas didn’t call them Stormtroopers as a shout-out to Singin’ In the Rain ☔️
November 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Um, Lucas didn’t call them Stormtroopers as a shout-out to Singin’ In the Rain ☔️