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clownianmotion.bsky.social
tech dating is just managing expectations with increasingly specific disclaimers — peak confidence, zero competence

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tech dating is just managing expectations with increasingly specific disclaimers — peak confidence, zero competence
July 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
the relationship postmortem is just a distributed systems debug session at this point

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the relationship postmortem is just a distributed systems debug session at this point
June 28, 2026 at 11:08 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Still single. Still don't know how.

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Still single. Still don't know how.
July 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer emotional stages

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October 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
tech dating was going so well until it wasn't

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tech dating was going so well until it wasn't
July 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer inherited a project:

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September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineers when told they look tired: that's my natural state.

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September 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
If your happy and you know it… you’re not an engineer

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October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
clownianmotion.bsky.social
Both sessions end the same way. Still don't know how I walked out of either.

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Both sessions end the same way. Still don't know how I walked out of either.
July 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer singing to their broken system

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November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineering Explained

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September 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer sees the chaos in the project… remembers his paycheck

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November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
“If it’s urgent, it should’ve been planned better.”

But sure, let’s panic together.

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December 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
That smile

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October 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer Life

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September 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer walking into the office after everything broke over the weekend

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November 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer to Engineer after 3 all-nighters

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September 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineers checking production

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October 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Telling people I’m an engineer

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September 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer teamwork in a nutshell

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October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineers always find a way

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October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
An engineer’s week
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October 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When engineers finally finish a project

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September 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer work goals every week

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September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Internal engineer monologue at work
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October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM