I have the enlightened centrist take that Schumer is a better politico than he gets credit for, but should also probably retire
November 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I have the enlightened centrist take that Schumer is a better politico than he gets credit for, but should also probably retire
"I'm gonna level with you, I gotta go pee. I can't hold it for 20 minutes" might be the most enlightened thing NL has ever said in a long and storied career of saying enlightened things
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"I'm gonna level with you, I gotta go pee. I can't hold it for 20 minutes" might be the most enlightened thing NL has ever said in a long and storied career of saying enlightened things
i dont feel enlightened
November 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
i dont feel enlightened
Years ago an academic lawyer said to me that the trouble with so many people going to law school and business school is that they only learn about enlightened self-interest.
Nowadays they don’t worry so much about the ‘enlightened’ part.
Nowadays they don’t worry so much about the ‘enlightened’ part.
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Years ago an academic lawyer said to me that the trouble with so many people going to law school and business school is that they only learn about enlightened self-interest.
Nowadays they don’t worry so much about the ‘enlightened’ part.
Nowadays they don’t worry so much about the ‘enlightened’ part.
He published a book calling for democracy to be replaced by enlightened rule by billionaires.
November 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
He published a book calling for democracy to be replaced by enlightened rule by billionaires.
boring secondary rider discourse:
- garren vs chalice
- tycoon vs buffa
- majade vs valvarad
enlightened secondary rider discourse:
- garren vs chalice
- tycoon vs buffa
- majade vs valvarad
enlightened secondary rider discourse:
November 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
boring secondary rider discourse:
- garren vs chalice
- tycoon vs buffa
- majade vs valvarad
enlightened secondary rider discourse:
- garren vs chalice
- tycoon vs buffa
- majade vs valvarad
enlightened secondary rider discourse:
Who could object, as long as it’s enlightened?
November 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Who could object, as long as it’s enlightened?
The real enlightened move here is to recognize that anarchism is the truest form of liberalism
November 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The real enlightened move here is to recognize that anarchism is the truest form of liberalism
Enlightened opinion: all potatoes are delicious and worthy of a home in my belly
We need more steak fries and more crinkle cut fries but more importantly shoestring fries can go straight to hell
November 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Enlightened opinion: all potatoes are delicious and worthy of a home in my belly
G'Kar Enlightened
November 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
G'Kar Enlightened
Alabama elected a trans woman to the state house and we in Socially Enlightened Washington just publicly signaled to trans girls under 18 that you better hope the only thing you aspire to is Knowledge/College Bowl, christ
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Alabama elected a trans woman to the state house and we in Socially Enlightened Washington just publicly signaled to trans girls under 18 that you better hope the only thing you aspire to is Knowledge/College Bowl, christ
November 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
you wanna talk about how we're innately enlightened or
November 4, 2026 at 6:23 AM
you wanna talk about how we're innately enlightened or
Is it too late for all those Abbott-educated kids now in college or beyond to remedial-read about how enslaved black folk weren't quite so happy to learn to learn skills and trades for free from an enlightened gentry who fought a heroic war to protect them? Or do we just age that generation out?
THIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education!
This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state.
Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state.
Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
November 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Is it too late for all those Abbott-educated kids now in college or beyond to remedial-read about how enslaved black folk weren't quite so happy to learn to learn skills and trades for free from an enlightened gentry who fought a heroic war to protect them? Or do we just age that generation out?
talarico and hinojosa are both progressives by their voting record and it’s hilarious that the massaged language they had to use to win over texas voters also worked on members of our enlightened political class
November 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
talarico and hinojosa are both progressives by their voting record and it’s hilarious that the massaged language they had to use to win over texas voters also worked on members of our enlightened political class
You are such an enlightened centrist (hugs)
November 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
You are such an enlightened centrist (hugs)
to the enlightened sphene cosplayer i had the sphene-zoraal and yuri drama conversation with during ff@home youre the best
November 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
to the enlightened sphene cosplayer i had the sphene-zoraal and yuri drama conversation with during ff@home youre the best
we're going beyond Valhalla
we are becoming Enlightened
we are becoming Enlightened
November 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
we're going beyond Valhalla
we are becoming Enlightened
we are becoming Enlightened
They tried to enlightened them...
November 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
They tried to enlightened them...
[extremely enlightened therapy voice] hey did anyone consider that woman are helpless and have no agency
November 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
[extremely enlightened therapy voice] hey did anyone consider that woman are helpless and have no agency
The indigenous people of this country are actually some of the most enlightened people on this earth.
November 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The indigenous people of this country are actually some of the most enlightened people on this earth.
You have been enlightened :3
November 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
You have been enlightened :3
Enlightened Trump:
“like the human being, grass has a life also”
November 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Enlightened Trump:
i regret to inform you that this might actually work. also those leftover bits of hair are attached to zenos's armor for some inexplicable reason and i can't remove it
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i regret to inform you that this might actually work. also those leftover bits of hair are attached to zenos's armor for some inexplicable reason and i can't remove it
G'Kar Enlightened
November 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
G'Kar Enlightened