#Equifax
equifax stands for equine facsimile and was originally invented as a way to transmit horses via telephony
April 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Freeze your credit individually at each bureau. It’s free:

• Experian: www.experian.com/freeze
• Equifax: www.equifax.com/personal/credit-report-services/credit-freeze
• TransUnion: www.transunion.com/credit-freeze
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Again. SALLIE MAE IS RIGHT THERE. AND EQUIFAX. AND EXPERIAN.
So it looks like whoever is behind the denial-of-service (DoS) attack against Bluesky is still at it. The attack has been on going since roughly 2:30 am this morning.
April 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“That is Equifax,” said Gandalf. “He is the risk assessor of the Mearas, credit monitor of horses.”
July 29, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Your information been leaked by
Equifax
At&t
Google
The state of Georgia
Walgreens
Bank of America

AND currently the city of Winston Salem, North Carolina
January 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Good to see more politicians going after Equifax for price gouging taxpayers.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/h...
Senators Accuse Equifax of ‘Price-Gouging’ Medicaid Programs
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Contact Equifax and Trans Union and let them know you have been compromised.
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Very excited to let Equifax feel the bumps on my skull.
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
EQUIFAX NEVER SENT ME THAT $125
May 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
 In 2017, Equifax suffered one of the largest data breaches in history. Around 147 million Americans had their Social Security numbers, birth dates, and addresses exposed.

But instead of alerting the public, executives quietly sold stock while the company hid the breach for months.
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
finally got my Equifax settlement money:

$13.39 💰
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Make sure your credit score is a prime number today, on the Austimal Equifax

…

Oh it’s the *Autumnal Equinox*…
September 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
getting this email and calling equifax to beg them to reconsider
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
what’s everyone gonna do with their $7 from the equifax breach settlement? vacation? pay down some debt? A SINGLE HAMBURGER FROM WENDYS?
July 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Run, Equifax! Show us the meaning of haste! 🧙‍♂️
October 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So, for example, if the government demands more frequent income verification, states can either ask individuals to provide it, which is a burden that reduces take-up, or pay private data brokers. The problem is, the latter - Equifax - is a monopoly that is extracting monopoly rents from govts.
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
2017 Equifax data breach - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"It’s a slow day at the office, so we figured why not ruin this guy’s credit rating to the point where he feels death is his only escape?"
Bored Equifax Sees How Much They Can Lower Man’s Credit Score Before He Kills Himself
ATLANTA—Passing the time by inventing random things to penalize him for, bored officials at consumer credit reporting agency Equifax told reporters Tuesday they were seeing how far they could lower Da...
www.theonion.com
July 10, 2024 at 2:43 PM
“But they have the social credit score…”

Looks at Experian, Equifax, Transunion, Thomson Reuters CLEAR…and so on.
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Companies with a presence in El Salvador: AES Corp, Citibank, Chevron, Hanesbrands, Delta, Equifax, FedEx, Fruit of the Loom, Google, Kimberly-Clark, Microsoft, PriceSmart, SBA Communications, United, Walmart
April 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
$7.44 from equifax settlement just hit…don’t worry kitten, discord nitro is on me 😼
July 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sure a made-up company that does fake bullshit (Equifax) lost all my data but at least I got $7.43 in the settlement
December 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
lol got my equifax data breach settlement money ($7.44)
May 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM