I'm Lonnie Jansen, Esquire.
describe your account in four words
nonsense and random trivia
nonsense and random trivia
describe your account in four words
farts from your butt
farts from your butt
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I'm Lonnie Jansen, Esquire.
you sound exactly like how I'd expect a guy who puts 'esquire' in their tag to sound like
November 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
you sound exactly like how I'd expect a guy who puts 'esquire' in their tag to sound like
that's Dr. Benjamin "Lil' P-Nut" Flores, Jr. Esquire to you
November 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
that's Dr. Benjamin "Lil' P-Nut" Flores, Jr. Esquire to you
The real reason the Republicans were wiped out in the midterms is bc they are pedo protecting, war starting, lying, stealing, racist, xenophobic, fascist, anti-human, anti-America first, James Crow Esquire, mediocre tv show host and failed businessman ass kissers.
November 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The real reason the Republicans were wiped out in the midterms is bc they are pedo protecting, war starting, lying, stealing, racist, xenophobic, fascist, anti-human, anti-America first, James Crow Esquire, mediocre tv show host and failed businessman ass kissers.
[THREAD] S.COUPS Instagram update — Esquire E-Issue with Rimowa
🍒: 🖤
🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DfUgZCGGC5...
#SCOUPS #에스쿱스 #SEVENTEEN #세븐틴
🍒: 🖤
🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DfUgZCGGC5...
#SCOUPS #에스쿱스 #SEVENTEEN #세븐틴
November 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
[THREAD] S.COUPS Instagram update — Esquire E-Issue with Rimowa
🍒: 🖤
🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DfUgZCGGC5...
#SCOUPS #에스쿱스 #SEVENTEEN #세븐틴
🍒: 🖤
🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DfUgZCGGC5...
#SCOUPS #에스쿱스 #SEVENTEEN #세븐틴
It’s interesting because for a while Republicans were perfectly happy and viable with claiming to reject Jim Crow but wholeheartedly embracing James Crow, Esquire. But I guess for some, when we talk about ripping the mask off, it turns out the mask was load bearing.
It doesn't escape my notice that the massive Democratic breakthrough in the South (including Mississippi!) happened after Republicans engaged in a two year effort to take Jim Crow governance national.
November 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It’s interesting because for a while Republicans were perfectly happy and viable with claiming to reject Jim Crow but wholeheartedly embracing James Crow, Esquire. But I guess for some, when we talk about ripping the mask off, it turns out the mask was load bearing.
Sorry, JD Vance—Vivek Ramaswamy Just Took the Title of Ohio’s Most Unlikable Politician - Esquire
November 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Sorry, JD Vance—Vivek Ramaswamy Just Took the Title of Ohio’s Most Unlikable Politician - Esquire
That's not suspicious at all.
Actually, Vanity Fair, Esquire, and a bunch of podcasts covered it!
Actually, Vanity Fair, Esquire, and a bunch of podcasts covered it!
November 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
That's not suspicious at all.
Actually, Vanity Fair, Esquire, and a bunch of podcasts covered it!
Actually, Vanity Fair, Esquire, and a bunch of podcasts covered it!
This sounds like a job for Angus Young, Esquire
November 5, 2026 at 9:26 AM
This sounds like a job for Angus Young, Esquire
You know esquire is how you address letters to male children under 13 in the U.K.
November 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
You know esquire is how you address letters to male children under 13 in the U.K.
The GOP Is Already Counting Down the Days Until Trump Is Gone - Esquire
November 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The GOP Is Already Counting Down the Days Until Trump Is Gone - Esquire
Vanity Fair and Esquire are both legacy publications founded around the same time (1913, 1933), but Esquire isn't running dirty hit pieces on Jill Biden. Their content is pretty consistently forward-thinking and thoughtful. Read Esquire.
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Vanity Fair and Esquire are both legacy publications founded around the same time (1913, 1933), but Esquire isn't running dirty hit pieces on Jill Biden. Their content is pretty consistently forward-thinking and thoughtful. Read Esquire.
Serious Trouble talked about the disbarment arguments in a recent episode. As I think Ken pointed out on the show, it’s *extraordinarily* unusual for a prosecutor to be disbarred for misconduct in the courtroom.
‘Esquire’ Is My Middle Name
Eric Esquire Deters sues Kimberly Guilfoyle; Judge Ana Reyes is not happy about the golf course; You Can See Everything has interesting lessons about federal prison.
www.serioustrouble.show
November 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Serious Trouble talked about the disbarment arguments in a recent episode. As I think Ken pointed out on the show, it’s *extraordinarily* unusual for a prosecutor to be disbarred for misconduct in the courtroom.
The Remarkable Election Night Story We Should All Be Talking About - Esquire apple.news/A2dN-eDzST4W...
The Remarkable Election Night Story We Should All Be Talking About — Esquire
Don’t let the sound of the blue tsunami drown out what happened in Wisconsin.
apple.news
November 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
The Remarkable Election Night Story We Should All Be Talking About - Esquire apple.news/A2dN-eDzST4W...
THE lonnie Jansen, Esquire
I'm Lonnie Jansen, Esquire.
describe your account in four words
nonsense and random trivia
nonsense and random trivia
November 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
THE lonnie Jansen, Esquire
You’re Not Gonna Like the List of Donors Fronting the Bill for Trump’s Big, Ugly Ballroom - Esquire
November 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
You’re Not Gonna Like the List of Donors Fronting the Bill for Trump’s Big, Ugly Ballroom - Esquire
From The Esoteric Adventures of Bartie Lovecraft, esquire.
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcomminty
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcomminty
November 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
From The Esoteric Adventures of Bartie Lovecraft, esquire.
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcomminty
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcomminty
CALL ME ESQUIRE BECAUSE I PASSED THE MF CALIFORNIA BAR EXAM RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
CALL ME ESQUIRE BECAUSE I PASSED THE MF CALIFORNIA BAR EXAM RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Could Reed take on James Bond? Why, of course!
Sarah Lancashire explains how.
#SarahLancashire #BlackDoves
🎬: Esquire UK
Sarah Lancashire explains how.
#SarahLancashire #BlackDoves
🎬: Esquire UK
November 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Could Reed take on James Bond? Why, of course!
Sarah Lancashire explains how.
#SarahLancashire #BlackDoves
🎬: Esquire UK
Sarah Lancashire explains how.
#SarahLancashire #BlackDoves
🎬: Esquire UK
Shame because the Esquire article it was initially based on was brutal (in a good way)
November 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Shame because the Esquire article it was initially based on was brutal (in a good way)
From The Esoteric Adventures of Bartie Lovecraft, esquire.
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcommunity
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcommunity
November 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
From The Esoteric Adventures of Bartie Lovecraft, esquire.
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcommunity
#cthulhu #lovecraft #amwriting #writingcommunity
Soften up a horror film
Master Frederick vs Jason esquire
Master Frederick vs Jason esquire
Soften up a horror film
I Politely Ask About What You Did Last Summer
I Politely Ask About What You Did Last Summer
Soften up a horror film
Attack of the Cherry Tomatoes.
Attack of the Cherry Tomatoes.
November 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Soften up a horror film
Master Frederick vs Jason esquire
Master Frederick vs Jason esquire
happy (belated) halloween from world’s 2nd best lawyer jimmy mcgill esquire. & if you didn’t watch better call saul, well then I’m just some guy
November 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
happy (belated) halloween from world’s 2nd best lawyer jimmy mcgill esquire. & if you didn’t watch better call saul, well then I’m just some guy
Our Batsh*t Country Is Heading Into the Midterms with Barely a Shred of Dignity - Esquire
November 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Our Batsh*t Country Is Heading Into the Midterms with Barely a Shred of Dignity - Esquire