Their punishment was to write essays.
These hockey players also participated in gang rape, their names and faces should be everywhere as well.
THEY ARE STILL WALKING FREE!!!!
THEY ARE STILL WALKING FREE!!!!
September 27, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Their punishment was to write essays.
They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're a requirement
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
I would very much like to grade the Cornell rapists’ essays.
September 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I would very much like to grade the Cornell rapists’ essays.
two minutes on google
aeon.co/essays/are-t...
aeon.co/essays/are-t...
March 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
two minutes on google
aeon.co/essays/are-t...
aeon.co/essays/are-t...
New research from MIT found that those who used ChatGPT can’t remember any of the content of their essays.
Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn.
arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn.
arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
June 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
New research from MIT found that those who used ChatGPT can’t remember any of the content of their essays.
Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn.
arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn.
arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
Historians of the future will be laughing their asses out writing essays on how insanely braindead was the end of the West.
February 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Historians of the future will be laughing their asses out writing essays on how insanely braindead was the end of the West.
This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.
I'm sure many have said this before but I'm reading a student-facing document about how students might use AI in the classroom (if allowed) and one of the recs is: use AI to make an outline of your reading! But ISN'T MAKING THE OUTLINE how one actually learns?
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.
podcasts shouldn't have awards, but video essays should, and i should get one
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
podcasts shouldn't have awards, but video essays should, and i should get one
what did y'all think pirate's booty meant? vibes? papers? essays?
Bizarre coincidence: the founder of the Pirate's Booty popcorn just tried to seize control of the mayor's office in town of Seacliff, New York in the name of Trumpism! He tried to declare himself mayor and fire all the staff, DOGE-style! Beware packaged popcorn?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pirate's Booty founder stages Long Island mutiny, declares he's mayor and tries to fire village staff
Robert Ehrlich was “falsely asserting his authority as mayor, demanding access to office space, and declaring that the entire Village staff was fired," said officials in Sea Cliff, New York.
www.nbcnews.com
March 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
what did y'all think pirate's booty meant? vibes? papers? essays?
US historians should pitch their local outlets with essays about why this is bullshit.
March 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
US historians should pitch their local outlets with essays about why this is bullshit.
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
February 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
Bald
January 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Bald
I note that Cornell viewed rape by seven fraternity brothers so seriously they had the rapists [checks notes] . . . write essays.
September 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I note that Cornell viewed rape by seven fraternity brothers so seriously they had the rapists [checks notes] . . . write essays.
sorry I was late on my blog and my essays
September 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
sorry I was late on my blog and my essays
4 essays graded is not 8 essays graded but it's also not 0 essays graded!
September 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
4 essays graded is not 8 essays graded but it's also not 0 essays graded!
If Cornell is truly sorry, they should publish those essays
September 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If Cornell is truly sorry, they should publish those essays
They raped a drugged and barely conscious woman for 7 hours and got essays as a punishment?
Tear it all down.
Tear it all down.
September 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
They raped a drugged and barely conscious woman for 7 hours and got essays as a punishment?
Tear it all down.
Tear it all down.
backrooms video essays / thinkpieces: i am nodding yes
obsession video essays / thinkpieces: i am shaking my head no, no over and over
obsession video essays / thinkpieces: i am shaking my head no, no over and over
June 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
backrooms video essays / thinkpieces: i am nodding yes
obsession video essays / thinkpieces: i am shaking my head no, no over and over
obsession video essays / thinkpieces: i am shaking my head no, no over and over
Out of the hundreds of essays I have written and published in the last few years, the ones that make MAGA incredibly angry aren’t about abortion or guns or trans rights.
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Out of the hundreds of essays I have written and published in the last few years, the ones that make MAGA incredibly angry aren’t about abortion or guns or trans rights.
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
Somehow was allowed to screen two of my essays at the Cinemateket theater in Oslo today
February 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Somehow was allowed to screen two of my essays at the Cinemateket theater in Oslo today
Will the essays be used as evidence, i wonder.
September 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Will the essays be used as evidence, i wonder.
A cinematic achievement in the field of video essays.
new video ▶️
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
YouTube video by Allie Meowy
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A cinematic achievement in the field of video essays.
It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*
what even is the fucking point
February 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*