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Nature in its #EvidenceBasedGlory
Farewell, Lion brothers. You fought well.
#2026MMM
March 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Nature in its resplendent #EvidenceBasedGlory #2025MMM
March 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Nature in its full #EvidenceBasedGlory
March 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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#EvidenceBasedGlory #2025MMM
March 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Nature in all of its #EvidenceBasedGlory
#TeamMoonrat #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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#EvidenceBasedGlory #2026MMM
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March 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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#2026MMM and the inevitable end of the #TeamCatLion dream
#EvidenceBasedGlory
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · Mar 14
Why is it so hard to have a quiet lunch SMH #2025MMM #EvidenceBasedGlory
March 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Ah yes, the Carnage Giraffe, a MMM Classic
#NoNotThatCarnage
#EvidenceBasedGlory
#2026mmm
March 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
And don't forget #EvidenceBasedGlory in #2026MMM #MoarCarnage
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February 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
To be fair, there is March Mammal Madness precedent for motherhood leading to suboptimal endings for the young
#EvidenceBasedGlory #2026MMM #BabyCarnage
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March 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
wanna drive your family insane?

just loop this at maximum volume

you're welcome
#EvidenceBasedGlory #2025MMM
mammalssuck.bsky.social Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · Mar 13
While folks are waiting, we made a little video for you. #2025MMM
March 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Prepare to be Durgoviched with #EvidenceBasedGlory Saiga
#TeamMurderMittens #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
The rightful order of things #EvidenceBasedGlory
jordansbrock.bsky.social Jordan @jordansbrock.bsky.social · Mar 14
Biggest borzoi in the house gets the ottoman. Sapphy the cat gets the loveseat.
Xena on the ottoman, Sapphy behind her on the loveseat
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Why is it so hard to have a quiet lunch SMH #2025MMM #EvidenceBasedGlory
An opinionated giraffe An opinionated lion attempting to dine in relative peace and quiet
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
I hate to be the one to break the news that the March Mammal Madness giraffe commentator seems to be a bit of a psychopath. That whole thing of denying fans of carnage was just throwing us off the trail. #EvidenceBasedGlory #2025MMM
Little dude with the friend shaped ears is having a concern about the very angry looking giraffe. When will spotty friend kill again?
March 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
"ALL WE WANT IS CARNAGE CARNAGE CARNAGE!!!!"
#EvidenceBasedGlory #2025MMM
With bright excited eyes the giraffe commentator lovingly describes the brutal end of one smol puma snack who was yeeted from the pouch by its mother the quokka. To be fair several fans thought this was hilarious and are still laughing. They may also be psychopaths.
March 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Poor Capuchin. Why does #EvidenceBasedGlory have to be so harsh? #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM