March 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I suddenly love the Moonrat. Introverts unite, little buddy.
#TeamMoonrat #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamMoonrat #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I suddenly love the Moonrat. Introverts unite, little buddy.
#TeamMoonrat #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamMoonrat #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
No, really, this was EXACTLY the right amount of Joey CARNAGE #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamMurderMittens
March 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No, really, this was EXACTLY the right amount of Joey CARNAGE #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamMurderMittens
UP NEXT: 1-seed Nile Crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) vs. 10-seed Gray Fox (Urocyon cinereoargenteus) #2026MMM
March 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
March 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
March 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
(hideous grinding and whirring sounds)
MMMRNG1 is ready for March Mammal Madness #2026MMM #2026mmm #TeamHopelessCreatures
MMMRNG1 is ready for March Mammal Madness #2026MMM #2026mmm #TeamHopelessCreatures
March 19, 2026 at 11:35 PM
(hideous grinding and whirring sounds)
MMMRNG1 is ready for March Mammal Madness #2026MMM #2026mmm #TeamHopelessCreatures
MMMRNG1 is ready for March Mammal Madness #2026MMM #2026mmm #TeamHopelessCreatures
"wat does predtorr nigheve mean?" said the Quokka
"FIGHT WITH HONOR AND YOU WILL WIN!"
#2025MMM #TeamHopelessCreatures
"FIGHT WITH HONOR AND YOU WILL WIN!"
#2025MMM #TeamHopelessCreatures
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"wat does predtorr nigheve mean?" said the Quokka
"FIGHT WITH HONOR AND YOU WILL WIN!"
#2025MMM #TeamHopelessCreatures
"FIGHT WITH HONOR AND YOU WILL WIN!"
#2025MMM #TeamHopelessCreatures
Marmot may be a 16-seed hopeless critter, but we wish it the best for a dramatic journey to Valhalla. Please give it carnage befitting of its status, #2025MMM narrators.
#TeamMarmot #TeamHopelessCreatures
#TeamMarmot #TeamHopelessCreatures
March 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Marmot may be a 16-seed hopeless critter, but we wish it the best for a dramatic journey to Valhalla. Please give it carnage befitting of its status, #2025MMM narrators.
#TeamMarmot #TeamHopelessCreatures
#TeamMarmot #TeamHopelessCreatures
Imagine no SAD or waiting for our Sith Panda friend to wake up and smell the potatoes #TeamHopelessCreatures #TeamMarmot #2025MMM
Meanwhile in Olympic National Park on the Washington Peninsula, Olympic Marmot is curled up cozy HIBERNATING! Typically marmots stay in their burrows from September to May. (Murphy-Williams 2020; Edelman 2003) #2025MMM
March 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imagine no SAD or waiting for our Sith Panda friend to wake up and smell the potatoes #TeamHopelessCreatures #TeamMarmot #2025MMM
Unless figs are involved, #TeamMurderMittens is going to have Quokka as a light snack. Let's have some MMMMagic so they can both survive and advance
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Unless figs are involved, #TeamMurderMittens is going to have Quokka as a light snack. Let's have some MMMMagic so they can both survive and advance
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Durgovich them both... no one will notice the missing bracket slot...
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
a woman says " you got to embrace the chaos you have to " in a dark room
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March 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Durgovich them both... no one will notice the missing bracket slot...
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
I need to get my bracket started lol
#TeamMurderMittens #TeamNotaWolf #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamMurderMittens #TeamNotaWolf #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need to get my bracket started lol
#TeamMurderMittens #TeamNotaWolf #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
#TeamMurderMittens #TeamNotaWolf #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
March 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Anyway, my March Mammal Madness bracket strategy is pure chaos. I did pick Polar Bear and Puma to make the Championship. There comes a point where you have to pick your champion, even if it is a lost cause. I cheered #TeamMurderMittens to the end knowing that it was #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
I always forget how big Polar Bears are. #TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
look at these fuckers’ MITTS
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Anyway, my March Mammal Madness bracket strategy is pure chaos. I did pick Polar Bear and Puma to make the Championship. There comes a point where you have to pick your champion, even if it is a lost cause. I cheered #TeamMurderMittens to the end knowing that it was #TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM
February 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Forcing a bat researcher to narrate a 15-seed bat's first round bout #TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
March 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Forcing a bat researcher to narrate a 15-seed bat's first round bout #TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
I only did a dozen or so #TeamMurderMittens memes while I nursed the morning coffee. Hard to believe that 150 pounds of tawny muscle and fur are in the #TeamHopelessCreatures category, but here we are. I can only hope that #MMMRNG1 delivers a desert sky island habitat #2025MMM
April 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I only did a dozen or so #TeamMurderMittens memes while I nursed the morning coffee. Hard to believe that 150 pounds of tawny muscle and fur are in the #TeamHopelessCreatures category, but here we are. I can only hope that #MMMRNG1 delivers a desert sky island habitat #2025MMM
March Mammal Madness: If the bats are winning, we're winning
#TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
#TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
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March 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
March Mammal Madness: If the bats are winning, we're winning
#TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
#TeamCarl #TeamHopelessCreatures #2026MMM
Confession: I was rooting for Fig-Eating Bat but placed Coati to win this round. Did I expect it to eat Carl and delight the audience with absolutely brutal mammal-on-mammal carnage?
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Confession: I was rooting for Fig-Eating Bat but placed Coati to win this round. Did I expect it to eat Carl and delight the audience with absolutely brutal mammal-on-mammal carnage?
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
After careful consideration, my crew is happy to announce that the adorable Honey Badger is now an honorary member of #TeamHopelessCreatures #TeamHoneyBadger #2026MMM
March 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
After careful consideration, my crew is happy to announce that the adorable Honey Badger is now an honorary member of #TeamHopelessCreatures #TeamHoneyBadger #2026MMM
Confession: I was rooting for Fig-Eating Bat but placed Coati to win this round. Did I expect it to eat Carl and delight the audience with absolutely brutal mammal-on-mammal carnage?
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
I mean, the narrator is a bat scientist! Unexpected!
#TeamHopelessCreatures #2025MMM #TeamCarl
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM