Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth
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Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth
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He can get a hundred jobs tomorrow making exponentially more money but Snowflake Donny is butthurt.
April 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
He can get a hundred jobs tomorrow making exponentially more money but Snowflake Donny is butthurt.
If we all find 100 posts to like every day, engagement and good will on @bsky.app grows exponentially.
Is it worth a few minutes to make the platform stronger ?
Is it worth a few minutes to make the platform stronger ?
December 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
If we all find 100 posts to like every day, engagement and good will on @bsky.app grows exponentially.
Is it worth a few minutes to make the platform stronger ?
Is it worth a few minutes to make the platform stronger ?
Becoming exponentially more religious the more it becomes clear that god will no longer let this man throw a party.
June 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Becoming exponentially more religious the more it becomes clear that god will no longer let this man throw a party.
I used to have a joke in my set: It seems like the number of stupid people is increasing exponentially. Exponentially means more each time.
October 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I used to have a joke in my set: It seems like the number of stupid people is increasing exponentially. Exponentially means more each time.
Like everything else Trump “fixes,” the reflecting pool (along with the war in Iran, gas prices, beef prices, and mortgage rates) is in exponentially worse shape than when he started.
September 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Like everything else Trump “fixes,” the reflecting pool (along with the war in Iran, gas prices, beef prices, and mortgage rates) is in exponentially worse shape than when he started.
And it’s increasing exponentially…👇
March 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
And it’s increasing exponentially…👇
Trump was deeply corrupt in his first term.
His second is exponentially worse.
His second is exponentially worse.
The stuff that, 15 years ago, would have been a screaming 72-point all-caps headline — and now appears in the sixth paragraph, almost as an aside
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August 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Trump was deeply corrupt in his first term.
His second is exponentially worse.
His second is exponentially worse.
My affinity for French cars just grew exponentially.
French vehicle manufacturer Renault will start building long-range attack drones at its Le Mans and Cléon plants.
Renault will produce up to 600 of the drones per month, with some employees voluntarily transferred from the automotive chassis and motor lines.
Renault will produce up to 600 of the drones per month, with some employees voluntarily transferred from the automotive chassis and motor lines.
January 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My affinity for French cars just grew exponentially.
Realized that I'm exponentially more productive when I'm in the bowels of depression, which is why I'll be back to posting more comics next month.
Silver linings eh? 😂
Silver linings eh? 😂
September 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Realized that I'm exponentially more productive when I'm in the bowels of depression, which is why I'll be back to posting more comics next month.
Silver linings eh? 😂
Silver linings eh? 😂
Walnut Creek, CA #teslatakedown growing exponentially each week! @maddow.msnbc.com @allinwithchris.bsky.social
March 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Walnut Creek, CA #teslatakedown growing exponentially each week! @maddow.msnbc.com @allinwithchris.bsky.social
You're exponentially safer in a public restroom with a transgender person than a MAGA Evangelical.
November 27, 2024 at 12:41 AM
You're exponentially safer in a public restroom with a transgender person than a MAGA Evangelical.
Feels like things are getting exponentially crazier
??? Apparently Venezuela oil revenues will go into “offshore accounts” outside of the US Treasury, PBS reports.
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Feels like things are getting exponentially crazier
i’m already using bluesky a lot more but that will increase EXPONENTIALLY when they add locked account support tbh
November 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
i’m already using bluesky a lot more but that will increase EXPONENTIALLY when they add locked account support tbh
absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
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(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
All I hear from health care professionals is that it’s making the job exponentially harder because it just can’t seem to get details correct.
October 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
All I hear from health care professionals is that it’s making the job exponentially harder because it just can’t seem to get details correct.
every sentence of this gets exponentially funnier
Mayor Adams is wearing his “in god we trust” American flag shirt once again. But this time it’s written in Italian. He says it’s Spanish to honor the victims of a nightclub roof collapse in the Dominican republic last week.
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
every sentence of this gets exponentially funnier
Goomba stocks are skyrocketing exponentially
October 25, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Goomba stocks are skyrocketing exponentially
The brunchlord establishment press hates progressives (especially female) exponentially more than fascism and it's simply not subtle
February 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The brunchlord establishment press hates progressives (especially female) exponentially more than fascism and it's simply not subtle
“Extraordinary wealth corrupts and enshittifies exponentially” me, just now
March 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
“Extraordinary wealth corrupts and enshittifies exponentially” me, just now
Shades of Ronald Reagan and the Iran hostage manipulation. Only this was exponentially more evil
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Shades of Ronald Reagan and the Iran hostage manipulation. Only this was exponentially more evil
In all aspects of this election, let tonight be a reminder that black women have needed to work exponentially harder, be exponentially less dangerous, and have exponentially “cleaner” records, to be given the same platform as even the most criminal of white men. #electionday2024
November 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
In all aspects of this election, let tonight be a reminder that black women have needed to work exponentially harder, be exponentially less dangerous, and have exponentially “cleaner” records, to be given the same platform as even the most criminal of white men. #electionday2024
Discord among our foes. May it grow exponentially.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Discord among our foes. May it grow exponentially.
simply love a sentence that improves exponentially word by word
We were in the sex panel and there was a tornado so we had to move across the hall to the improv panel.
August 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
simply love a sentence that improves exponentially word by word
poppy is getting exponentially faster at reading german.. and exponentially better... soon she will be reading a book a day... then a book a minute... then a library a second...... oh deary me...
September 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
poppy is getting exponentially faster at reading german.. and exponentially better... soon she will be reading a book a day... then a book a minute... then a library a second...... oh deary me...