bro got the extensions
February 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
bro got the extensions
Kristi Neom's "facts" are as authentic as her lips and hair extensions.
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Kristi Neom's "facts" are as authentic as her lips and hair extensions.
So the GOP unveiled a healthcare plan with no ACA extensions.
Then GOP moderates rebelled, calling getting rid of the extensions “political shocked” and now they’re apparently going to vote on the new health plan *and* ACA extensions next week.
We’ll see.
Then GOP moderates rebelled, calling getting rid of the extensions “political shocked” and now they’re apparently going to vote on the new health plan *and* ACA extensions next week.
We’ll see.
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So the GOP unveiled a healthcare plan with no ACA extensions.
Then GOP moderates rebelled, calling getting rid of the extensions “political shocked” and now they’re apparently going to vote on the new health plan *and* ACA extensions next week.
We’ll see.
Then GOP moderates rebelled, calling getting rid of the extensions “political shocked” and now they’re apparently going to vote on the new health plan *and* ACA extensions next week.
We’ll see.
Tactical extensions.
Kristi Noem accompanied ICE on a raid this morning, styling a flak jacket to keep her safe in the extremely dangerous area of (checks notes) Arlington, Virginia
March 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tactical extensions.
Megyn Kelly roasting Kristi Noem for her hair extensions and makeup is peak hypocrisy.
They’re both insufferable.
They’re both insufferable.
April 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Megyn Kelly roasting Kristi Noem for her hair extensions and makeup is peak hypocrisy.
They’re both insufferable.
They’re both insufferable.
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Kimberly Guilfoyle in Athens: "Kristi Noem, I see your synthetic hair extensions and raise."
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle in Athens: "Kristi Noem, I see your synthetic hair extensions and raise."
@himborao.bsky.social doing heavy overhead triceps extensions 💦
July 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@himborao.bsky.social doing heavy overhead triceps extensions 💦
Inspired to draw something similar, but with a few extensions....
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Inspired to draw something similar, but with a few extensions....
windows defaulting to hiding file extensions was like 9/11 for software literacy
December 20, 2024 at 5:23 AM
windows defaulting to hiding file extensions was like 9/11 for software literacy
What a petty, jealous racist.
If needed a library to store all the books Donald Trump has read in his lifetime, we could use a hair extensions kiosk at a regional mall—without having to remove any of the hair extensions.
If needed a library to store all the books Donald Trump has read in his lifetime, we could use a hair extensions kiosk at a regional mall—without having to remove any of the hair extensions.
June 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
What a petty, jealous racist.
If needed a library to store all the books Donald Trump has read in his lifetime, we could use a hair extensions kiosk at a regional mall—without having to remove any of the hair extensions.
If needed a library to store all the books Donald Trump has read in his lifetime, we could use a hair extensions kiosk at a regional mall—without having to remove any of the hair extensions.
September 23, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Antennae extensions 💅
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Antennae extensions 💅
anyone with butthole blocking extensions will need to disable them
Want to add buttholes to YOUR Game Changer experience on Dropout - even in episodes where Izzy isn't requesting them? We've got the perfect Chrome browser extension for you!
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
anyone with butthole blocking extensions will need to disable them
I kinda like Scott Bessent’s new extensions
July 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I kinda like Scott Bessent’s new extensions
Man
I
Love
Fquad extensions
I
Love
Fquad extensions
September 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Man
I
Love
Fquad extensions
I
Love
Fquad extensions
Having fun with one of my "extensions", hehe!
May 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Having fun with one of my "extensions", hehe!
Huh that seems fuckin bad
October 21, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Huh that seems fuckin bad
Not just any Rolex, but a $50,000 Rolex. That's almost as much as Kristi Noem pays annually for hair extensions.
April 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not just any Rolex, but a $50,000 Rolex. That's almost as much as Kristi Noem pays annually for hair extensions.
And hair extensions worth several hundred dollars
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And hair extensions worth several hundred dollars
Parts 4/4, complete integration into the system, now all citizens function as extensions of the master AGI- and the skinny ones get to be extensions of extensions
March 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Parts 4/4, complete integration into the system, now all citizens function as extensions of the master AGI- and the skinny ones get to be extensions of extensions
everyone remembers the game controller. the stick extensions appear to be 3D printed.
September 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
everyone remembers the game controller. the stick extensions appear to be 3D printed.
Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions
www.borowitzreport.com/p/government...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/government...
Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions
“I feel naked without them.”
www.borowitzreport.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Government Shutdown Costs Kristi Noem Her Extensions
www.borowitzreport.com/p/government...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/government...