hit 'em with the double eyepoke
December 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
hit 'em with the double eyepoke
>eyepoke AND nutshot at the same time
>no point
Professional wrestling upholds its rules better 🥊
>no point
Professional wrestling upholds its rules better 🥊
December 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM
>eyepoke AND nutshot at the same time
>no point
Professional wrestling upholds its rules better 🥊
>no point
Professional wrestling upholds its rules better 🥊
Thanks for this clip! I have been looking for the "eyepoke". There was nothing, she over reacted looking for a call. Great D JackieO!!
September 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Thanks for this clip! I have been looking for the "eyepoke". There was nothing, she over reacted looking for a call. Great D JackieO!!
Someone think of a Peaky Blinders eyepoke joke (or a Gordon Ryan brokeback mountain one)
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Someone think of a Peaky Blinders eyepoke joke (or a Gordon Ryan brokeback mountain one)
The whirling eyepoke was delightful.
April 11, 2026 at 7:10 AM
The whirling eyepoke was delightful.
hearing reports that it wasn't the eyepoke that blinded cejudo, but the overwhelming smell of alcohol and cigarettes
February 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hearing reports that it wasn't the eyepoke that blinded cejudo, but the overwhelming smell of alcohol and cigarettes
if they ban them will it be the new eyepoke, where you can do it 3-5 times before the first warning of note
September 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
if they ban them will it be the new eyepoke, where you can do it 3-5 times before the first warning of note
NOT THE EYEPOKE AND THE JACK—nope.
June 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
NOT THE EYEPOKE AND THE JACK—nope.
*Side palms your eyepoke
April 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
*Side palms your eyepoke
Here’s your Neuralizer! :EyePoke:
👀 👈
👀 👈
March 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Here’s your Neuralizer! :EyePoke:
👀 👈
👀 👈
My favourite art i ever received was from @papaapplepie.bsky.social of my taken titan chasing his Taken thrall!!!!
the eyepoke was the best
along with @arcaneglitch.bsky.social having my titan kneeling in the void!!!
the eyepoke was the best
along with @arcaneglitch.bsky.social having my titan kneeling in the void!!!
November 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
My favourite art i ever received was from @papaapplepie.bsky.social of my taken titan chasing his Taken thrall!!!!
the eyepoke was the best
along with @arcaneglitch.bsky.social having my titan kneeling in the void!!!
the eyepoke was the best
along with @arcaneglitch.bsky.social having my titan kneeling in the void!!!
the funny thing is I don't think we ever saw any eyepoke data. Just knockdown/knockdown figures. But they were also counting KO/TKO that didn't stem from punches
February 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the funny thing is I don't think we ever saw any eyepoke data. Just knockdown/knockdown figures. But they were also counting KO/TKO that didn't stem from punches
People really don't like not being able to eyepoke
February 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People really don't like not being able to eyepoke
You're that guy who would point out that a 3 Stooges eyepoke would permanently blind someone
Thanks, Professor Buzzkill
Thanks, Professor Buzzkill
March 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You're that guy who would point out that a 3 Stooges eyepoke would permanently blind someone
Thanks, Professor Buzzkill
Thanks, Professor Buzzkill
2 fights in a row won by eyepoke KO lol. I love small fight nights that are always disasters.
March 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
2 fights in a row won by eyepoke KO lol. I love small fight nights that are always disasters.
Seveda. Prov uno... EYEPOKE!
February 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Seveda. Prov uno... EYEPOKE!
Jones' one loss in MMA came from blinding a deaf opponent with illegal strikes (not an eyepoke, at least?) and the ref had to stop it, cuz how do you communicate with a deaf fighter who can't see?
Anyway, that's lots of words to say "yeah, knock their heads off, get warned, and pin 'em" is smart
Anyway, that's lots of words to say "yeah, knock their heads off, get warned, and pin 'em" is smart
June 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Jones' one loss in MMA came from blinding a deaf opponent with illegal strikes (not an eyepoke, at least?) and the ref had to stop it, cuz how do you communicate with a deaf fighter who can't see?
Anyway, that's lots of words to say "yeah, knock their heads off, get warned, and pin 'em" is smart
Anyway, that's lots of words to say "yeah, knock their heads off, get warned, and pin 'em" is smart
But to get mad at the Iinspiration for doing silly stuff is wild because Teej is all about the silly stuff. One of Kamiyus major moves is the eyepoke
March 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
But to get mad at the Iinspiration for doing silly stuff is wild because Teej is all about the silly stuff. One of Kamiyus major moves is the eyepoke
This was more common when Whoopass and related products (HeadSlap, EyePoke, and BootRectum) came in cans with paper labels. Since these products tend to stay in the pantry for months or even years, deteriorating labels led to unfortunate incidents. Now they have bonded labels. No need to worry.
July 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This was more common when Whoopass and related products (HeadSlap, EyePoke, and BootRectum) came in cans with paper labels. Since these products tend to stay in the pantry for months or even years, deteriorating labels led to unfortunate incidents. Now they have bonded labels. No need to worry.
Rolling Eyepoke is a devastating move
April 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Rolling Eyepoke is a devastating move
That nigga hit him with the Ric Flair eyepoke
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That nigga hit him with the Ric Flair eyepoke
what a shit card. Bo Nickal is the fetch they keep trying to make happen. Alex vs Gane is a fight precisely no one wants to see, and it'd serve the UFC & Dana right if it ends by eyepoke. Topuria is going to knock Justin out in a lopsided victory. This card blows.
March 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
what a shit card. Bo Nickal is the fetch they keep trying to make happen. Alex vs Gane is a fight precisely no one wants to see, and it'd serve the UFC & Dana right if it ends by eyepoke. Topuria is going to knock Justin out in a lopsided victory. This card blows.
If an Alien facehugger was on the loose I would walk around with the classic Three Stooges eyepoke-block hand deployed, but in front of my mouth
October 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
If an Alien facehugger was on the loose I would walk around with the classic Three Stooges eyepoke-block hand deployed, but in front of my mouth