I have been known to avoid the consequences of certain* actions by rocking out really hard.
*laser eyebeam violence
*laser eyebeam violence
September 28, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have been known to avoid the consequences of certain* actions by rocking out really hard.
*laser eyebeam violence
*laser eyebeam violence
Sam Hurt, in his "Eyebeam" strip, did this same gag with two weightlifters in the Eighties, just muscles instead of ...muscle. 'Cold War,' the strip was called. Gags live forever
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September 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Sam Hurt, in his "Eyebeam" strip, did this same gag with two weightlifters in the Eighties, just muscles instead of ...muscle. 'Cold War,' the strip was called. Gags live forever
September 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
nothing more enraging as a healer than watching a DH commit to eyebeam instead of moving out of a mechanic and eating shit bcuz of it
Dennis's Evil Stare
ALT: Dennis's Evil Stare
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September 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
nothing more enraging as a healer than watching a DH commit to eyebeam instead of moving out of a mechanic and eating shit bcuz of it
The hilarious (to me) thing is that I've been following this gag for so long that I have no idea what his pew-pew eyebeam powers really are, now. I just know he uses a kettle to make tea, and so I must dislike him. 🤷♀️
August 23, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The hilarious (to me) thing is that I've been following this gag for so long that I have no idea what his pew-pew eyebeam powers really are, now. I just know he uses a kettle to make tea, and so I must dislike him. 🤷♀️
New GTA 6 leak:
August 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
New GTA 6 leak:
Scott Summers' secondary mutation is shooting that same eyebeam out of his asshole.
August 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Scott Summers' secondary mutation is shooting that same eyebeam out of his asshole.
It’s #GuideFriday! This week, we’re featuring "Alt Text as Poetry,” a collaboration between artists Bojana Coklyat and Finnegan Shannon, supported by Eyebeam and the Disability Visibility Project. It provides a playful way to design effective alt text using poetry: alt-text-as-poetry.net
Alt Text as Poetry
Alt text is an essential part of web accessibility. It is often disregarded altogether or understood through the lens of compliance, as an unwelcome burden to be met with minimum effort. How can we…
alt-text-as-poetry.net
August 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It’s #GuideFriday! This week, we’re featuring "Alt Text as Poetry,” a collaboration between artists Bojana Coklyat and Finnegan Shannon, supported by Eyebeam and the Disability Visibility Project. It provides a playful way to design effective alt text using poetry: alt-text-as-poetry.net
didn't have time to get like the big 3400 in m+ but I channeled all my contained hate of not having free time for this at least. also I had to literally run macros to disable lua errors since it was just SPAMMING the "omg ur running too many addons!" while I'm trying to eyebeam up someone's asshole
August 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
didn't have time to get like the big 3400 in m+ but I channeled all my contained hate of not having free time for this at least. also I had to literally run macros to disable lua errors since it was just SPAMMING the "omg ur running too many addons!" while I'm trying to eyebeam up someone's asshole
eyebeam is decent and fulfills the "just need a camera" requirement
August 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
eyebeam is decent and fulfills the "just need a camera" requirement
Can I gain your forgiveness with an obscure Marvel reference?
You play as a Morlock in znew York with one eye and an eyebeam: The game is Erglike.
marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Erg_(Ea...
You play as a Morlock in znew York with one eye and an eyebeam: The game is Erglike.
marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Erg_(Ea...
August 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Can I gain your forgiveness with an obscure Marvel reference?
You play as a Morlock in znew York with one eye and an eyebeam: The game is Erglike.
marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Erg_(Ea...
You play as a Morlock in znew York with one eye and an eyebeam: The game is Erglike.
marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Erg_(Ea...
obviously you must unleash your uncutefying eyebeam like the worst Cyclops on whatever littlememe crosses your timeline
July 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
obviously you must unleash your uncutefying eyebeam like the worst Cyclops on whatever littlememe crosses your timeline
I was expecting, like, "roll a die and feel sad."
I was not expecting Time has an eyebeam attack and you can break parts of him like a Monster Hunter enemy.
I was not expecting Time has an eyebeam attack and you can break parts of him like a Monster Hunter enemy.
July 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I was expecting, like, "roll a die and feel sad."
I was not expecting Time has an eyebeam attack and you can break parts of him like a Monster Hunter enemy.
I was not expecting Time has an eyebeam attack and you can break parts of him like a Monster Hunter enemy.
Ah this takes me back! www.instructables.com/LED-Throwies/
LED Throwies
LED Throwies: Developed by the Graffiti Research Lab a division of the Eyebeam R&D OpenLab, LED Throwies are an inexpensive way to add color to any ferromagnetic surface in your neighborhood. A Th...
www.instructables.com
July 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Ah this takes me back! www.instructables.com/LED-Throwies/
Oooh, I hope we get to see Cyclops do some live-action eyebeam moonwalking & scooting like on X-Men 97.
July 21, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Oooh, I hope we get to see Cyclops do some live-action eyebeam moonwalking & scooting like on X-Men 97.
eu achei levemente estranho ele nao ser brawler, ai deixa os poderes tudo pra ser o eyebeam, mas ok acho que faz sentido focar num só estilo de jogo
June 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
eu achei levemente estranho ele nao ser brawler, ai deixa os poderes tudo pra ser o eyebeam, mas ok acho que faz sentido focar num só estilo de jogo
Evil eyebeam, hoe
Galactus Zaps Spider-Man
ALT: Galactus Zaps Spider-Man
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June 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Evil eyebeam, hoe
congrats on 1k! I got ya pixels right here boss. Skeletons, primarily. A lot of'em.
May 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
congrats on 1k! I got ya pixels right here boss. Skeletons, primarily. A lot of'em.