#FEE
How your fee fees can trick you into making sure no one gives a shit about them ever again.

by Haley Stevens
November 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“What do you mean I won and have to start commuting to the state house? I raised enough for the filing fee”
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
John Fettermans MKUltra activation code was “fee fi fo fum”
November 4, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Canelle s’est fée paparazziter
November 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
he wants faust but without the devil charging his fee
November 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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November 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
You should send an invoice for whatever your last fee was. Not even kidding.
November 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Trump on a bill that Roger Marshall is championing: "Does anybody know what a credit card swipe fee is? What the hell is it? ... Nobody knows what the hell it is, but it's important"
November 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Paying my therapist fee with one dollar bills because he hasn't solved all my problems.
November 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
surgeon charging me a $25 fee to fill out the leave form for my vaginoplasty feels kind of gross tbh
November 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Imagine this happening over a $2.35 parking meter fee on the Kingsway? Not happening.
Teens 13-15 arrested with excessive use of force causing a fractured arm. All of this over allegedly not paying a $2.35 TTC youth fare.

It has already been documented that Toronto police and fare inspectors use excessive force disproportionately on Black people and clearly it’s not improving.
Police watchdog investigating after boy’s arm fractured during arrest over suspected fare evasion: ‘Miss, what did I do?’
Five teens were arrested after three of the boys told the Star they paid their fares but were aggressively targeted by Toronto police officers.
www.thestar.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I would be fine with charging a one time fee to use Bluesky
November 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Hypnotizing men into macro-sized beanstalk giants in the silly outfit and they go "Fee Fi Fo Fum"
November 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Programmes like Blue Planet justify the licence fee alone. Astonishing TV.
November 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
$40 a night for a backcountry camp site? And that's for one person or 9.

Please tell Ontario Parks to reverse the fee change at Kawartha Higlands;

c.org/JcjCgPnCwP
November 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Trump : space is free to all humans

Spacex, blue origin : for a fee right

Trump : obviously
November 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I need to start charging a $5 insult fee, what do you mean "lesbians confuse me"
November 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
ABOLISH THE FUCKING LICENCE FEE
Fortunately, the bags aren’t burning, they’re just changing the lighting when they land next to the flame.
October 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I got a distinction on the essay I wrote overnight in between juggling four personal bin fires (house repairs, legal issue, work issue, school fee issue)
November 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Unblocking Fee is 1K
November 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i do not find your "convenience fee" very convenient at all, really
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Poor NYT with all the hurt fee-fees.
good news for bluesky in the aggregate. if we're a dying niche website for middle aged liberals, then at least we're a dying niche website for middle aged liberals with the power to hurt the new york times' feelings
Honestly in shock.

@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.

Details and a statement from Olivia here:
November 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
sksksksksks this wasn’t even on the table a fee weeks ago 😭
JUST IN: Democrats have won control of the state government of Pennsylvania.

For the first time since the 1990s.

They have flipped the state Senate, kept the state House, and kept the governorship.
November 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
vote blue no matter who*

*unless your fee-fees get hurt ☹️
November 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
nobody wants to pay the catering fee for a failure
GOP Rep Jeff Crank's watch party is shutting down and everyone is being told to go home. Democrat Jessica Killin is up 7% with roughly 70% of the estimated. "The party never really started here," reports 9NEWS' Marc Sallinger on scene.
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM