He Should Be Fired Immediately and Investigated…..
July 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
He Should Be Fired Immediately and Investigated…..
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.
He’s totally getting fired
* US ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT SAYS DIESEL EXPORT BAN WOULD NOT WORK
* WRIGHT SAYS US DIESEL EXPORT BAN WOULD RAISE GASOLINE AND JET FUEL PRICES
@reuters.com #$XOM #$CVX #$OSX
* WRIGHT SAYS US DIESEL EXPORT BAN WOULD RAISE GASOLINE AND JET FUEL PRICES
@reuters.com #$XOM #$CVX #$OSX
September 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
He’s totally getting fired
the video game industry is a mess
February 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the video game industry is a mess
Even worse incompetence: they accidentally fired, then apparently today un-fired, hundreds of the people who manage America's nuclear weapons.
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Even worse incompetence: they accidentally fired, then apparently today un-fired, hundreds of the people who manage America's nuclear weapons.
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.
February 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.
— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
Shots fired from Democratic Senator Jeff Merkley.
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December 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Shots fired from Democratic Senator Jeff Merkley.
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The guy who got fired wasn’t the problem.
June 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The guy who got fired wasn’t the problem.
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/
September 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/
Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
The DNC didn't win last night; the fired-up Democratic voters did.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The DNC didn't win last night; the fired-up Democratic voters did.
Mike Waltz should have been fired for being a national security disaster.
Instead he was fired for having a reporter in his phone.
Instead he was fired for having a reporter in his phone.
May 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mike Waltz should have been fired for being a national security disaster.
Instead he was fired for having a reporter in his phone.
Instead he was fired for having a reporter in his phone.
Target CEO fired!
SMITE!!!!
SMITE!!!!
Target CEO Fired After Going Full MAGA
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Target CEO fired!
SMITE!!!!
SMITE!!!!
Pete Kegsbreth will be fired next.
April 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Pete Kegsbreth will be fired next.
States now hire unjustly fired FBI agents, prosecutors, and other unjustly fired federal personnel. Good people at the right time.
February 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
States now hire unjustly fired FBI agents, prosecutors, and other unjustly fired federal personnel. Good people at the right time.
ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.
March 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ICE agents should be fired, not deployed to airports.
IF YOU MAKE A BAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A GOOD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A DEAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A PROFITABLE GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A SUCCESSFUL GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A CHEAP GAME
IF YOU MAKE A AAA GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE NO GAMES, YOU'RE SONY
IF YOU MAKE A GOOD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A DEAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A PROFITABLE GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A SUCCESSFUL GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A CHEAP GAME
IF YOU MAKE A AAA GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE NO GAMES, YOU'RE SONY
BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned.
A shocking end for a well-respected studio.
A shocking end for a well-respected studio.
February 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
IF YOU MAKE A BAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A GOOD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A DEAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A PROFITABLE GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A SUCCESSFUL GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A CHEAP GAME
IF YOU MAKE A AAA GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE NO GAMES, YOU'RE SONY
IF YOU MAKE A GOOD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A DEAD GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A PROFITABLE GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A SUCCESSFUL GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE A CHEAP GAME
IF YOU MAKE A AAA GAME, YOU'RE FIRED
IF YOU MAKE NO GAMES, YOU'RE SONY