New post: Phoebe Wall Howard @phoebesaid.bsky.social looked at federal regulatory filings related to FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
New post: Phoebe Wall Howard @phoebesaid.bsky.social looked at federal regulatory filings related to FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
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May 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dr. Elliot Justin, CEO of FirmTech, says daily sex lowers heart disease risk & cortisol.
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Book your appointment! pazbizarre.com.au/contact/
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great article... Bleeding Heartland ( @laurarbelin.bsky.social )
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
great article... Bleeding Heartland ( @laurarbelin.bsky.social )
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
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Besides, this report has a better title. www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Besides, this report has a better title. www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
For #IAGov, the GOP has selected Zach Lahn, a man who apparently lives in Kansas, flies to Wichita once a week, is married to the ex-wife of a Koch child, and seems to have made major investments in sex toy companies.
So this should be a fun race to watch.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
So this should be a fun race to watch.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
For #IAGov, the GOP has selected Zach Lahn, a man who apparently lives in Kansas, flies to Wichita once a week, is married to the ex-wife of a Koch child, and seems to have made major investments in sex toy companies.
So this should be a fun race to watch.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
So this should be a fun race to watch.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
There are a dozen things wrong with Zach Lahn's candidacy but I don't give a shit about the FirmTech investment. Who cares?
The carpetbagger doesn't even live full-time in the state he's planning to govern. THAT'S a problem. Not investing in a cock ring company.
The carpetbagger doesn't even live full-time in the state he's planning to govern. THAT'S a problem. Not investing in a cock ring company.
July 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
There are a dozen things wrong with Zach Lahn's candidacy but I don't give a shit about the FirmTech investment. Who cares?
The carpetbagger doesn't even live full-time in the state he's planning to govern. THAT'S a problem. Not investing in a cock ring company.
The carpetbagger doesn't even live full-time in the state he's planning to govern. THAT'S a problem. Not investing in a cock ring company.
"Lahn also co-founded a private school with the Koch family near his primary residence in Kansas.."
"..Among other investments, Lahn has invested $1 million in a sex toy company called FirmTech, even though he claimed he had to “scrape together” $185,900 to repurchase his family’s farm.."👀👇🏿
"..Among other investments, Lahn has invested $1 million in a sex toy company called FirmTech, even though he claimed he had to “scrape together” $185,900 to repurchase his family’s farm.."👀👇🏿
NEW: Iowa GOP governor candidate Zach Lahn campaigns as a “family farmer” and rails against out-of-state investors.
But records reviewed by MeidasTouch paint a very different picture.
But records reviewed by MeidasTouch paint a very different picture.
Zach Lahn is a Millionaire Investor Who is Running a Misleading Campaign Claiming to Be a Family Farmer
Iowa Gubernatorial candidate Zach Lahn claims to be a family farmer, but in reality he is an investor and political consultant who doesn't live on his farm
meidasnews.com
September 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"Lahn also co-founded a private school with the Koch family near his primary residence in Kansas.."
"..Among other investments, Lahn has invested $1 million in a sex toy company called FirmTech, even though he claimed he had to “scrape together” $185,900 to repurchase his family’s farm.."👀👇🏿
"..Among other investments, Lahn has invested $1 million in a sex toy company called FirmTech, even though he claimed he had to “scrape together” $185,900 to repurchase his family’s farm.."👀👇🏿
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February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The future of sexual health is data you can actually use. The FirmTech 💪🏻 | Smart Watches for Penises 🍆 TechRing has logged 136,000+ erections and is reshaping how we understand and treat ED. https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2025/12/10/new-technology-helps-treat-erectile-dysfunction-at-home/
Hey IOWA! Get to know your shiny new R candidate for governor. He's a Kansan, sexual pervert, reality TV wannabe, private school parasite & married to Koch Ind. Sounding like Stephen Miller with hair, I'm sure he'll garner Orange Godfather support soon.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Hey IOWA! Get to know your shiny new R candidate for governor. He's a Kansan, sexual pervert, reality TV wannabe, private school parasite & married to Koch Ind. Sounding like Stephen Miller with hair, I'm sure he'll garner Orange Godfather support soon.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
The company is called FirmTech
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August 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The company is called FirmTech
So…the Republican nominee for Governor in Iowa is a guy who lived in Kansas until 2023…& managed the insane combo of cofounding a private school & investing in a company that sold cock rings. www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
He also wasn’t who Trump was backing.
But yeah that’s a thing.
He also wasn’t who Trump was backing.
But yeah that’s a thing.
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
June 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
So…the Republican nominee for Governor in Iowa is a guy who lived in Kansas until 2023…& managed the insane combo of cofounding a private school & investing in a company that sold cock rings. www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
He also wasn’t who Trump was backing.
But yeah that’s a thing.
He also wasn’t who Trump was backing.
But yeah that’s a thing.
FirmTech MaxPR and RingMate review: A cockring and vibrator combo you can avoid
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May 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
FirmTech MaxPR and RingMate review: A cockring and vibrator combo you can avoid
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The future of sexual health is data you can actually use. The FirmTech TechRing has logged 136,000+ erections and is reshaping how we understand and treat erectile dysfunction. https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2025/12/10/new-technology-helps-treat-erectile-dysfunction-at-home/
New Technology Helps Treat Erectile Dysfunction At Home - Sex and Psychology
The FirmTech TechRing is a wearable device that can help detect and treat erectile problems in the comfort of your own home.
www.sexandpsychology.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The future of sexual health is data you can actually use. The FirmTech TechRing has logged 136,000+ erections and is reshaping how we understand and treat erectile dysfunction. https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2025/12/10/new-technology-helps-treat-erectile-dysfunction-at-home/
Republican Zack Lahn says he represents Iowa values.
But he invested a million $ in a sex toy company called FirmTech.
They’re even connected with Porn hub.
He declined to answer questions about why he chose to run for governor in Iowa instead of KS
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
But he invested a million $ in a sex toy company called FirmTech.
They’re even connected with Porn hub.
He declined to answer questions about why he chose to run for governor in Iowa instead of KS
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
Sex toys penetrate Iowa governor's race; context from federal regulatory filings
Phoebe Wall Howard dug into federal regulatory filings for FirmTech, a small "sextech" company for which Zach Lahn was a major investor.
www.bleedingheartland.com
July 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Republican Zack Lahn says he represents Iowa values.
But he invested a million $ in a sex toy company called FirmTech.
They’re even connected with Porn hub.
He declined to answer questions about why he chose to run for governor in Iowa instead of KS
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
But he invested a million $ in a sex toy company called FirmTech.
They’re even connected with Porn hub.
He declined to answer questions about why he chose to run for governor in Iowa instead of KS
www.bleedingheartland.com/2026/06/01/s...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
#Iowa
#GOPZachLahn
I did not have sex toy, erection ring tracker on my bingo card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FirmTech, Inc 😂😂😂
I'd bet on Kalshi Lahn is wearing one right now
#Iowa
#GOPZachLahn
I did not have sex toy, erection ring tracker on my bingo card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FirmTech, Inc 😂😂😂
I'd bet on Kalshi Lahn is wearing one right now
open.substack.com
August 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
#Iowa
#GOPZachLahn
I did not have sex toy, erection ring tracker on my bingo card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FirmTech, Inc 😂😂😂
I'd bet on Kalshi Lahn is wearing one right now
#Iowa
#GOPZachLahn
I did not have sex toy, erection ring tracker on my bingo card 🤣🤣🤣🤣
FirmTech, Inc 😂😂😂
I'd bet on Kalshi Lahn is wearing one right now
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December 4, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Une entreprise de sextech cherche à développer le premier tracker connecté pour clitoris (pour mesurer des données de santé sexuelle, notamment sur l'érection du clitoris) et j'avoue que je ne m'attendais à ce que les MINIONS soient impliqués indirectement. www.404media.co/firmtech-cli...
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March 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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"FirmTech also sells a trademarked "Make America Firm Again" hat."😂😂😂 well he does have a LOT of kids!! 😅
August 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"FirmTech also sells a trademarked "Make America Firm Again" hat."😂😂😂 well he does have a LOT of kids!! 😅
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#Queernundrum is now working with #FIRMTECH. This is a great product that promotes men's health and enhances pleasure. Click this link shop and hopefully buy. Please ask if you have any questions!!
myfirmtech.com/garythoren
myfirmtech.com/garythoren
Male Enhancement Erection Ring | SexTech | Award-Winning Wearable Tech
Our doctor designed penoscrotal rings heighten sensitivity. Gain vital health insights via data between TechRing and the app, empowering you and your healthcare provider.
myfirmtech.com
March 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#Queernundrum is now working with #FIRMTECH. This is a great product that promotes men's health and enhances pleasure. Click this link shop and hopefully buy. Please ask if you have any questions!!
myfirmtech.com/garythoren
myfirmtech.com/garythoren
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