#FLGOP
I’m a Blorida skeptic but the brutal new gerrymander there and the state’s relatively early closing time and quick calls will give some early warning signs about what kind of night it’ll be.

The FLGOP drew their new map with the intention of going from today’s 20-8 delegation to 24-4.
September 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Well —It’s a damn good thing Mike Johnson and his son don’t live in Florida

Ron DeSantis and the FLGOP apparently unaware of the internet or cable tv when they passed this law

So many in his *inner circle* tied up in sexual deviancy … yet he’s clean

I have a bridge to sell you
December 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM
How bad is “season” on West Coast Florida?

In Sarasota , the cops are out in force giving tickets ( you usually never see them) to make up for revenue shortfall bc of lack of tourists

Restaurants dead . Vendors of food/beer/wine complaining

FLGOP has made it inhospitable
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Now 4 months later, we see FLGOP is now straight up panicking bc even the more conservative Latin demos - Cubans, Nicaraguans, Venezuela see Trump as a bearer of empty promises and are pissed

Not to mention the sizable Dem-leaning Mexicans and Puerto Ricans populations in FL
September 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tho them thinking Jolly is a weak candidate is….interesting

I wouldn’t be surprised if come October, given the Latino revolt & white turnout depression as Iran War worsens, not just Moody but the entire FLGOP is caught sleeping bc if Iowa is panicking so should you lol
September 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
On the one hand, FL is full of racists and white nationalists. It’s a red state because Rick Scott invested millions of tax dollars to persuade red voters from across the country (particularly seniors) to move to FL, and the plan worked. The FLGOP is extremely well funded and well run & FL Dems
September 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The goal of FLDems between now and EDay is to goad FLGOP into making as many mistakes as possible and force national Republicans to defend their Florida colleagues' fascist record.

There is no more perfect candidate for that than the Black woman socialist who owns a bookstore/ coffee shop.
It's Florida, you're going to lose so you might as well be using your pink megaphone to upset Republicans while you do it
August 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
....the FLGOP
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let him, as soon as he is no longer needed he’ll be shocked to discover how FLGOP feel about gay people
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The FLGoP has been rat fucking elections for the last 20+ years, I swear. Last cycle we had like 3 flip GOP right after they were sworn in and there's the whole ghost candidate scandal that was pigeon holed.
March 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
gee.....she funny FLGOP and law enforcement?

they fucking hid everything...???
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The FLGOP literally tried to roll back FL’s 60% threshold for constitutional amendments last election. That threshold is why our marijuana amendment failed, but it does protect us from some of FLGOPS’s shittiest ideas.
April 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
1/24 Good Afternoon My Resistor Brothers & Sistors🏖️🚨💥

It seems that the Florida GOP Party is falling apart and I am here for it 🍿. And since Sunshine🌞 is the best disinfectant, let's shed a little light💡 on these Sex, Drug, Alcohol and Money crazed sociopaths in the FLGOP🧐
IT’S REALLY PRETTY BAD
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The 60% threshold courtesy of FLGOP.
November 6, 2024 at 2:30 AM
*keeps giving Assad margins to the FLGOP anyways*
This is the funniest shit.

Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines.

Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines.

Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions

The Bishops: separation of church & state
Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
www.miamiherald.com
August 21, 2026 at 11:03 AM
FLGOP freaked out when then-Agricultural Commissioner Nikki Fried, placed stickers w/her face on gas pumps letting consumers know her office had inspected the gas

Smart play at getting ppl to know what gvrnment does for them. So naturally GOP labeled it wasteful spending and put a quick end to that
March 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
All my fellow Floridians .. keep voting for DeSantis
and his FLGOP cronies….

Not only did DeSantis get $10 mil in donations from insurance industry, he passed laws that make it nearly impossible to sue them for lack of payment .. and even if you win, you can’t collect atty fees

Well done 🥹
November 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Did you see the Caputo piece about FL Cubans pissed at Trump removing their amnesty and other GOP-friendly Latino constituency revolting against Trump/Rubio’s broken promises causing FLGOP to freak out

Bc as you said this is only September and as the oil supply shock worsens….
September 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The FLGOP Chair already defensively talking about the area as a Kamala-district is kinda hilarious when you realize Miami hasn’t had a Democratic Mayor since the 1990’s.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“A study by the nonprofit climate-research group determined the wind speeds of the 11 Atlantic hurricanes this yr were 9- to 28-mph stronger due to warmed waters”

FLGOP fealty to fossil fuel & overdevelopment/concrete

Every H2O degree⬆️Norm= 10-15mph⬆️winds

www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/11/29/h...
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Yeah, nobody wants to see that. Nope. Arrested: another flgop, piccolo, right hand guy to desantis
April 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Don’t give the FLGOP any ideas….
December 28, 2024 at 9:44 PM
so you may see a lot of us in Florida saying things like this, and it’s with very good reason. we’ve voted for good shit only to see it be erased by the FLGOP. For example, we voted to expand voting rights, and this shit happened:
April 2, 2024 at 2:14 AM
oh my god the brainless desperate LIES the FLGOP is telling about the weed amendment are SO transparently false. it's hilarious. pro-weed is winning 2 to 1 in polls so gaetz/desantis are trying to claw it back.

literally, gaetz's dad don is funding them all.
November 2, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My point is if I hadn't made it clear...

Florida's answer to lax labor laws and history of companies abusing their workers have so far been in the last decade... more lax labor laws and deregulation!

There is no bottom to deep for the FLGOP when it comes to abusing workers for profit.
March 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM