#FaceBlind
That very clearly wasn’t Liam, is everybody faceblind?
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I am faceblind and I endorse this message
YES. If you throw a big party, provide name tags. Plenty of people don't know each other yet, or have met before but forgotten names, or just heard the name and immediately forgot it. This is an easy way to help your friends befriend each other. slate.com/life/2026/06...
There’s an Easy Way to Reduce Summer Party Anxiety for Everyone. And We Already Have the Technology.
Do this at your next gathering—I beg you.
slate.com
June 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I needed the alt text because I'm faceblind, but as soon as I saw it, this indeed became a three "dayummmmmmm" meme
If you are from Texas, this is really brutal
October 30, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Me, faceblind: right. That's uh... Pluto?
August 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
being genderfluid is a fun trick to play on your faceblind friends
April 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
England is a wild place to be a bit faceblind. Like I’m pretty sure I’ve had the same cabbie every single time
July 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
renewing my faceblind id card
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm pretty faceblind, so... neither.
So, when y'all read books... Do you imagine new faces in your mind's eye as the characters? Or do you "cast" people you already know in the roles?
August 5, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Being a professional assassin is tricky because they keep giving me headshots of my targets but I'm lowkey faceblind
September 28, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I’m faceblind and live in NYC; I assume I have had these and just not registered it.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
been hooking up with a guy who looks exactly like my favorite porn star. Well to me at least. I love being faceblind
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Yes! Yes! It is good for people who use screen readers but also for people who are FUCKING FACEBLIND!
I also want to mention ALT TEXT. Now, with a flip of a switch, you too can let other bsky peeps participate in your shenanigans if they have screen readers or don't understand the context of your pix. (who is this person? Why should I care?)
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Being partially faceblind is annoying as fuck.
February 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
are you faceblind wolfie?
September 26, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I bet the Good Will Dunkin commercial would’ve been really good if I weren’t faceblind. #prosopagnosia
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Finally actually watched this video and this is the first good analogy of faceblindness that I've seen as a faceblind person
As a faceblind person, I found this explainer for the face-sighted on what faceblindness is like very useful.

tl;dr if you come up to me out of context and I do not recognize you please don't be offended.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcj-...
What Face Blindness is Actually Like
YouTube video by Zero Woolfe
www.youtube.com
June 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I am faceblind; all my celeb stories are uncool
whats your uncool celeb story one time I was at an event got pretty drunk then met (I think it was the bassist) someone from Red Hot Chili Peppers & I remember telling him "you guys should name your tour plane Music so you can tell everyone Music is your aeroplane", look it had to be said
September 11, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I'm faceblind I have so many people with horse face avatars following me to confirm I am also horse faceblind
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
being faceblind to actors is a BITCH for a david lynch film
June 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The best friends in this look like the same person, palette-swapped. #faceblind
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Maybe I’m just faceblind but Jonathan Bailey in Fellow Travelers makes me think the Clark Kent disguise would work
June 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I'm mostly faceblind so sometimes I'm going to say something like "Dick in a blue suit next to Supreme Court" or "Whatchabitch dressed like a banana" and then can someone able to identify people dunk that shot for me?
February 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Poker Faceblind
June 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
it's like the only fun thing about being faceblind
July 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
idk, i’m faceblind

one of them is green tho
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM