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Noizeegirl

@noizeegirl.bsky.social

Seriously lady! Tie those extensions into a messy bun. #fakehair #fakevalues

April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM

kestrel 🪶 it's our highlight

@reservatory.bsky.social

I decided wear hair today. Feeling very Edna Mode. No capes.
#fakehairdontcare #fakehair #wig

Color photo of a white woman seated in an office. She has a warm, dark brown bob with fringe, clear framed glasses, and no makeup. She’s in an bone-white shirt with black and light tan patterns. She’s is making a v sign.

July 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM

IvyJo aka Painless Poison

@xpainlesspoisonx.bsky.social

Oooooh new cheap long wig!! Yay!!

#shein #wig #shopping #yay #wigs #hair #inkedgirls #tattooedgirls #altgirls #goth #gothgirls #altgirls #longhair #longwig #fakehair #dressup #makebelieve #costume #collection #selfie #selfiequeen #new #lookwhatigot #fun

June 24, 2026 at 11:39 PM

🌊UnitedWeStand 🦇📶

@wilder777.bsky.social

Who would have thought his " #All-American" #phone was as #Un-American and as #Fake as he is?
Raise your hands.

#Trump #FakePresident
#FakeHair
#FakeTan
#FakeFriends
#FakePhone
#KingOfLies
#FakeSmrt
#FakesReading
#HighIncompetence

#Sarcasm & #Truth
#50501

June 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM

MakingAmericaGreat4Asians!

@futuredeportee.bsky.social

Don’t give two shits about Teslas. But the #fakehair spawn of an #Apartheid #Racist, who fucked a #NAZI tainted snatch, can fuck off!

March 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM

fearless freep™

@evltwnhd1.bsky.social

If you are not totally embarrassed and angered by the lobotomized kumquat flapping his flabby jowls addressing the U.N. General Assembly you deserve him.
#fakeTan #fakeHair #fakeMan
#USA🇺🇸

September 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM

#𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽𝑭𝑶𝑻𝑼𝑺

@feldakat.bsky.social

#FerretHair #FakeHair #Putin #Kompromat #RT #GOPCult #PresidentMusk #VPDonOld
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Even Russians think Donald Trump's hair is funny

The latest Speed Read,/speed-reads,,speed-reads, breaking news, comment, reviews and features from the experts at The Week

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December 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM

Marv Beatty

@marvbeatty.bsky.social

Bright sunshine sure reveals what he desperately tries to hide. #weirdhead #fakehair #makeupfordays

March 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM

Illuminati Ganga

@illuminati-ganga.bsky.social

BlackRave, the avian mascot of Illuminati Ganga, with the IQ of 138, is inspecting detailed readouts of some fat human guy (cartoon rendering) with fake blonde hair. He exclaims - Hey, this guy's an idiot!

#art #cartoon #trump #fakehair #raven

May 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM

DK(Still the BJ)

@phxbluejay.bsky.social

His brittle #fakehair shatters at 32°. ❄️ #POSOTUS

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hand .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his hand .

media.tenor.com

January 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM

jaymac66.bsky.social

@jaymac66.bsky.social

#FakeNews #FakeHair #FakeTan .. #Fake human being

August 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM

DrBlueBubbleofGreatness

@sustainablejaney17.bsky.social

The #OrangeIT is a felon & shouldn't be let anywhere near the #WhiteHouse, he'll try so hard to turn it into the #GoldHouse. He's #midas #deathtouch. #Paint it fake gold like his #fakehair & #fakemoney, he is all fake in the house. Mel probably won't live there, #Elon will be first lady.