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klausegelund.bsky.social
Så Mute Egede ghoster sin frømandskonge for at mødes med sønnen af præsident militærundviger faketan.
Giver mening
January 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
johnjbooks.bsky.social
It was staged. He was behind in the polls and then this fake assassination was staged . He numbers went up. #FakeTan #FakePresident #FakeAssassination #TACO
July 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
kincheloe.bsky.social
🎶Who can take a pool ..
Sprinkle it with spew...
Cover it in algae and a barnacle or two -
The FakeTan Man
The FakeTan Man can🎶
August 29, 2026 at 2:49 PM
maxxxitwink.bsky.social
I feel like i should be active while getting into this app so here's a cursed image of me getting a fake tan to be less white

#faketan #twink #strength #bluesky #gay #melbourne #homosexual
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
davidcollard.bsky.social
You said that, you graceless inarticulate faketan combover meatsack. You said that.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Feb 27
Reporter: Do you still think Zelenskyy is a dictator?

Trump: Umm did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question
February 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
princesssandi.bsky.social
Everyday is worship Princess Sandi day, not just Sundays
Obsess over me showering off the fake tan, ready for a walk on the beach

#findom #finsub #hotshower #rubdown #faketanqueen #obsessed #faketan #fabulousatfifty #inlovewithme #paypig #wallet #humanatm #iownyou #worship
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
lorcancassidy.bsky.social
Day 10: Fake tan? Wait a minute ... you're a PARSNIP!

#art #drawing #illustration #sketch #doodle #promarkers #ink #day10 #october #drawingchallenge #octoberdrawingchallenge #prompt #prompt6 #strange #weird #carrot #parsnip #faketan #sweating #irishartist #dublinartist #dublinart #lorcancassidy
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
themichaelfrost.bsky.social
🎶Oompa loompa loompa-di-dire…
Here’s a little song ‘bout diversity hires…🎶
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#wonka #orangeticket #faketan #trump #maga #trumpistan #oompaloompa #oompaloompamusicals
February 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
artbyrenifer.bsky.social
Got bored decided to make a chav furry since they like barking at me so much 🤷‍♂️

#british #chav #elfbar #acrylicnails #thenorthface #furry #faketan #orange #bitch
May 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
roquefortbloom.bsky.social
Daughter got a fake tan just before Christmas.

Over Christmas dinner my 4 yo grandson asked her why her face had turned orange like the funny looking man on tv who is always angry.

He said exactly what our entire family was thinking. It will fade over time she tells me.

#trump #FakeTan #auspol
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
annalois36.bsky.social
"Seven"
for #Stunday

If you know, you know (Strictly).

#EastCoastKin #ECK #photography #WinterGardens #dancing #showfrocks #faketan #Blackpool #Lancashire #sparkles #feathers #TheTower
(iPhone and Android phone cameras)
Spent this afternoon here...checking out the stalls with family members who compete. Not my taste one bit, but my goodness the hours of work, and combinations of surface pattern were amazing. Shed load of fake tan, incredible posture, and dancers practising in the entrance hall. Luce competitions happening while we were there. The most exciting bit for me...seeing the Blackpool Tower! 2 x 3 collage of photographs (top left to bottom right): *A selection of ballroom dresses of various colours including yellow, mint and pink, covered in bling and feathers. *Looking up at Blackpool Tower with blue sky behind. *A section of the words from 'Bring Me Sunshine" which feature on the 'Comedy Carpet' outside the Tower. *Back of my head taking macro photos of the sequins on a rack of raucously coloured dresses in rainbow order. *Beautiful combination of grey-green feathers with jade gems behind on mesh. *Looking up at the Winter Gardens facade with its famous arch with the words emblazoned in blue. Blackpool like any Victorian coastal resort has its issues but there are some really fun elements and they don't half do performing well, if that's your thing 😊
May 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
stin-o.bsky.social
The traumatic experience of transforming from a greasy, fake-tan-marinated goblin back into someone who pays taxes before midnight.

#fyp #funny #grwm #getreadywithme #longhair #naturallonghair #hairextensions #faketan #sunlesstan #tan #makeup #makeup transformation #beauty #beautytips
April 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
demarko.org
Some days I think we need to coin “Beyond the faketan” as something worse than “Beyond the pale”
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
velmaelrod.bsky.social
Ah more #trump #propaganda. With #paid attendees. #fakeshooting #faketan #hesontheList #epstein #EpsteinList #trumpisaFelon34x #trumpisafascist #gopcomplicittraitors #WarCrimes
July 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
bloodraynes.bsky.social
I think of a much more different “Se7en” the film than strictly lol 😂 Love these shots Anna 🤩👍🏼

"Seven"
for #Stunday

If you know, you know (Strictly).

#EastCoastKin #ECK #photography #WinterGardens #dancing #showfrocks #faketan #Blackpool #Lancashire #sparkles #feathers #TheTower
May 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
rogerthedodger.bsky.social
Makes perfect sense to me

Appointing someone who was in the same pedo gang as the glorious faketan leader could potentially have given the UK leverage over him
Mandelson with Epstein
July 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
wilder777.bsky.social
Who would have thought his " #All-American" #phone was as #Un-American and as #Fake as he is?
Raise your hands.

#Trump #FakePresident
#FakeHair
#FakeTan
#FakeFriends
#FakePhone
#KingOfLies
#FakeSmrt
#FakesReading
#HighIncompetence

#Sarcasm & #Truth
#50501
June 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
statesidegooners.bsky.social
How fun will it be if Ben White has to defend Adam Wharton today.
His tan against the obvious lack of natural vitamin D Wharton suffers from would be an amazing juxtaposition.
#FakeTan #Pasty
#CØYG
April 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
evltwnhd1.bsky.social
If you are not totally embarrassed and angered by the lobotomized kumquat flapping his flabby jowls addressing the U.N. General Assembly you deserve him.
#fakeTan #fakeHair #fakeMan
#USA🇺🇸
September 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
1cheeto-fighter.bsky.social
Watching the service of our beloved #PresidentCarter I can’t help but to notice that Cheetolini’s skin is darker than Pres. O. I figured it out, his disdain for ppl of color is just jealousy of their melanin. #FakeTan #JealousCheeto
January 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
aurodhikoshi.bsky.social
His faketan will definitely run working there
October 20, 2024 at 6:32 PM
kanzelschwalbe.bsky.social
was ist da denn mit dem Faketan passiert?
July 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
gradhthedruid.bsky.social
#sorrynotsorry
#FDT
#gingerbread
#spraytan
#faketan
#pumpkinspicepalpatine
#blessedyule #ally’all
#y’allmeansall
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
rogerthedodger.bsky.social
#USA vs #Russia at #Wimbledon today as Fritz faces Khachanov 🎾

Let's hope that Fritz does a better job of standing up to Russia than his glorious faketan leader has so far...
July 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM