#FakeProverb
#FakeProverb
Money can't buy happiness
But it can buy store receipts to #upcycle
October 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
#FakeProverb
Even though they don't deserve forgiveness
I'll forgive them for me
Because I'm worth more than their poison
October 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM
#FakeProverb:
People who don't live our lives should shut the F up about how we should live it
October 23, 2026 at 1:22 PM
#FakeProverb
When your enemies invent trivial things to fight you with
Know that this is their last feeble act of struggle
As you grind them under your boot
Let them have it as act of mercy
October 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Glue is a small price to pay for happiness

#FakeProverb
Upcycle book tray #WIP
October 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
It's a common misconception that women needs men
When women simply tolerate men because they're amusing
#FakeProverb
September 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Encourage incompetence and bureaucracy
To provide job security for competent people
#FakeProverb #CorporateLife
August 31, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thou shalt not sample coffee creme straight from the carton
For fear of the Lady's wraith
#FakeProverb
August 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Thou shalt not eat found cookies that's been in the fridge for 8 months
#FakeProverb
August 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Thou shalt not engage in conversation with nincompoop
#FakeProverb
August 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
June 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Most people don’t know what they’re doing, and those that do are probably doing it wrong.

#FakeProverb
June 4, 2026 at 6:24 AM
To go running, one must 1st get out of bed.
#FakeProverb
August 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Do not argue with people who are convinced water is not wet
#FakeProverb #CorporateLife
July 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
To update a software, one must 1st update the updater.
#FakeProverb #ITLife
July 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
When a door closes
A window opens
Check what floor it's on
Before climbing out
#FakeProverb #Window
July 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
You can do things half ass twice
Or you can do them full ass once
#FakeProverb
June 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Manager who throws subordinate under the bus
Will find himself with knife in the back
#FakeProverb #CorporateLife
June 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'm no longer responsible for people's hurt feelings
If they insist their egos are more accurate than facts
#FakeProverb
June 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
To improve emotional well-being
Avoid triggering words, places, people...

Idk
Have you tried just staying in bed and staring at a blank wall?
I can't help your intrusive recurring thoughts
I'm just a #FakeProverb not a psychiatrist
June 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Cuppa makes everything better
#FakeProverb
June 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The last one survived 10 years
And it died so quietly, only politely notified me with a light
Oh well

Problems that can be fixed with money I already have are not problems, only inconvenience
#FakeProverb
June 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If more men would go to therapy
Fewer women would need to
#FakeProverb #MentalHealth
June 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Do not backup into parking spot using small car, uphill of greater than 45 degree
#FakeProverb
June 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Kindness is in divorcing one's husband
Rather than murdering him
#FakeProverb
May 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM