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Another faked attempt
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April 26, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Another faked attempt
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He came from a fake boardroom, ran a fake charity, a fake university, faked his net worth, faked Time magazine covers, lied about crowd sizes, and ran on a fake law and order stance.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
June 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He came from a fake boardroom, ran a fake charity, a fake university, faked his net worth, faked Time magazine covers, lied about crowd sizes, and ran on a fake law and order stance.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
Can you believe they faked an assassination attempt, for the Epsteinᵗʰ time?
April 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Can you believe they faked an assassination attempt, for the Epsteinᵗʰ time?
it goes from "the moon landing was faked" to "the moon landing was faked by the jews" real quick
May 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
it goes from "the moon landing was faked" to "the moon landing was faked by the jews" real quick
The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.
HIS EAR.....IS WHOLE!
HE
FAKED
THE
ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPT!
HE
FAKED
THE
ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPT!
April 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
HIS EAR.....IS WHOLE!
HE
FAKED
THE
ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPT!
HE
FAKED
THE
ASSASSINATION
ATTEMPT!
Then he literally led an insurrection ON TV, stole a bunch of government documents, and faked an assassination, then won again 🫠
April 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Then he literally led an insurrection ON TV, stole a bunch of government documents, and faked an assassination, then won again 🫠
Just faked a smile and threw my back out.
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Just faked a smile and threw my back out.
I’ll die on the hill that his assassination attempt was faked.
May 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ll die on the hill that his assassination attempt was faked.
there’s nothing as forged and faked as the welfare check logs at a prison
WOW. Rep. @jayapal.house.gov says CBP's internal affairs department found that a Chinese woman who had overstayed a visa was arrested by Border Patrol and hung herself in a cell. She wasn't found for two hours—even though the records reported multiple welfare checks (suggesting records falsified?).
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
there’s nothing as forged and faked as the welfare check logs at a prison
i would have thought someone faked this tweet if i didn’t see it on his profile myself
March 7, 2024 at 1:47 AM
i would have thought someone faked this tweet if i didn’t see it on his profile myself
They faked out Chris Fowler. Nice.
September 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
They faked out Chris Fowler. Nice.
Chat I think this might be a faked screenshot
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Chat I think this might be a faked screenshot
3rd “assassination attempt”, 1 illegal war and still no full disclosure of the Epstein Files.
April 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
3rd “assassination attempt”, 1 illegal war and still no full disclosure of the Epstein Files.
This is not satire.
Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them.
I ❤️ women.
Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them.
I ❤️ women.
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
gizmodo.com
September 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This is not satire.
Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them.
I ❤️ women.
Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them.
I ❤️ women.
BREAKING: Trump declares presidential pardons Biden gave in final days of office to be "VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT".
Rich coming from the guy who ran a fake university, faked his net worth, and probably faked a doctor’s note to dodge Vietnam.
Rich coming from the guy who ran a fake university, faked his net worth, and probably faked a doctor’s note to dodge Vietnam.
March 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
BREAKING: Trump declares presidential pardons Biden gave in final days of office to be "VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT".
Rich coming from the guy who ran a fake university, faked his net worth, and probably faked a doctor’s note to dodge Vietnam.
Rich coming from the guy who ran a fake university, faked his net worth, and probably faked a doctor’s note to dodge Vietnam.
Hey Google, is the Earth flat now? Was the moon landing faked? When you acquiesce to an autocrat, by definition, you also rewrite history and science. Sickening.
Pathetic -- Google is now referring to Lake Ontario as "Lake America"
August 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Hey Google, is the Earth flat now? Was the moon landing faked? When you acquiesce to an autocrat, by definition, you also rewrite history and science. Sickening.
Inserting faked evidence into the files? I think that we have just witnessed a federal crime.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Inserting faked evidence into the files? I think that we have just witnessed a federal crime.
It was faked.
Ask a biology graduate...
...or a wordsmith.
Ask a biology graduate...
...or a wordsmith.
March 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It was faked.
Ask a biology graduate...
...or a wordsmith.
Ask a biology graduate...
...or a wordsmith.
I knew he faked it!
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I knew he faked it!
I did manage not to reskeet a faked Orwell quote today. He said, preening modestly.
August 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I did manage not to reskeet a faked Orwell quote today. He said, preening modestly.
spider-klan, spider-klan
faked a cry cause he killed a man
spins a web full of lies
shouldn't say that i hope
faked a cry cause he killed a man
spins a web full of lies
shouldn't say that i hope
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says.
Gun rights advocate Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized following bite from venomous spider
“The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” said the gunman who opened fire in Kenosha, Wisconsin on Aug. 5, 2020.
nbcnews.to
May 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
spider-klan, spider-klan
faked a cry cause he killed a man
spins a web full of lies
shouldn't say that i hope
faked a cry cause he killed a man
spins a web full of lies
shouldn't say that i hope