Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://theonion.com/psychologists-say-it-perfectly-natural-to-fantasize-abo-1819579393/
August 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://theonion.com/psychologists-say-it-perfectly-natural-to-fantasize-abo-1819579393/
Not a day goes by that I don't fantasize about kicking him in the balls.
May 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Not a day goes by that I don't fantasize about kicking him in the balls.
Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
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November 5, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being
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The reason cops kill is because the job attracts people who fantasize about murder.
June 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The reason cops kill is because the job attracts people who fantasize about murder.
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September 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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I fantasize about losing touch with my humanity
Please stop staring at me with those mycelium eyes
Please stop staring at me with those mycelium eyes
June 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I fantasize about losing touch with my humanity
Please stop staring at me with those mycelium eyes
Please stop staring at me with those mycelium eyes
I feel like an alarming number of drivers secretly fantasize about killing cyclists
People love threatening to murder people for legally riding bikes. Of course drivers regularly hit cyclists riding in painted bike lanes or shoulders. It's almost like motorists don't need any excuse to inflict violence upon bicyclists.
September 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I feel like an alarming number of drivers secretly fantasize about killing cyclists
now FANTASIZE
oh yeah umbreon sona. will prob make an anthro version later but for now
umbreklon
paw reference included for those of you with good taste
umbreklon
paw reference included for those of you with good taste
September 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
now FANTASIZE
I used to fantasize about being big enough to do this 20 years ago 😆😍
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I used to fantasize about being big enough to do this 20 years ago 😆😍
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September 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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I don’t want to be around people who like to fantasize about shooting other people.
I want to be around people who like to fantasize about making yummy community meals.
I want to be around people who like to fantasize about making yummy community meals.
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I don’t want to be around people who like to fantasize about shooting other people.
I want to be around people who like to fantasize about making yummy community meals.
I want to be around people who like to fantasize about making yummy community meals.
when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
its normal for girls to fantasize about being extremely large and dangerous, like some type of beast, with claws and whatnot
May 29, 2026 at 10:34 PM
its normal for girls to fantasize about being extremely large and dangerous, like some type of beast, with claws and whatnot
We should stop giving guns and billions of dollars and total legal immunity to men who fantasize about murdering women.
January 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We should stop giving guns and billions of dollars and total legal immunity to men who fantasize about murdering women.
Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this.
September 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this.
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September 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I use to fantasize about being rich and famous, but now at my age, I fantasize about a good night sleep
April 25, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I use to fantasize about being rich and famous, but now at my age, I fantasize about a good night sleep
man as a journalist this is the kind of thing you might childishly fantasize about while mowing the lawn or waking up from a dream
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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March 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
man as a journalist this is the kind of thing you might childishly fantasize about while mowing the lawn or waking up from a dream
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September 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I fantasize about ordering out like I used to fantasize about vacations
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I fantasize about ordering out like I used to fantasize about vacations
i fantasize often about mcdonald's egg mcmuffin
May 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i fantasize often about mcdonald's egg mcmuffin
I fantasize that when we get to 3 weeks before the midterms, we start hearing the phrase: "No Republican seat is safe."
September 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I fantasize that when we get to 3 weeks before the midterms, we start hearing the phrase: "No Republican seat is safe."
What is the name for the fetishists who fantasize about being crushed (or even eaten) by giant women?
Definitely not asking because I had somebody try to trick me into making a video like that on Cameo
Definitely not asking because I had somebody try to trick me into making a video like that on Cameo
September 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
What is the name for the fetishists who fantasize about being crushed (or even eaten) by giant women?
Definitely not asking because I had somebody try to trick me into making a video like that on Cameo
Definitely not asking because I had somebody try to trick me into making a video like that on Cameo
