Faramir.
Specifically book Faramir. Him and Eowyn both wanted Aragorn and settled for each other.
Specifically book Faramir. Him and Eowyn both wanted Aragorn and settled for each other.
Name the queerest character that isn't canonically queer
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Faramir.
Specifically book Faramir. Him and Eowyn both wanted Aragorn and settled for each other.
Specifically book Faramir. Him and Eowyn both wanted Aragorn and settled for each other.
straight guys think about lord of the rings in the funniest ways like they log on and they’re like well if aragorn had faced faramir in a fight who would win who is more powerful like brother first of all faramir would whimper and moan audibly if aragorn so much as slapped him
November 14, 2024 at 7:22 PM
straight guys think about lord of the rings in the funniest ways like they log on and they’re like well if aragorn had faced faramir in a fight who would win who is more powerful like brother first of all faramir would whimper and moan audibly if aragorn so much as slapped him
Assembling the Lego Icons "The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith" set.
- 8,278 pieces & 10 minifigures, including exclusive characters like Aragorn as King Elessar, Denethor, and Faramir.
(Video by @matticusbricks)
- features Minas Tirith built directly into the side of the White Mountains.
#lego
- 8,278 pieces & 10 minifigures, including exclusive characters like Aragorn as King Elessar, Denethor, and Faramir.
(Video by @matticusbricks)
- features Minas Tirith built directly into the side of the White Mountains.
#lego
May 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Assembling the Lego Icons "The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith" set.
- 8,278 pieces & 10 minifigures, including exclusive characters like Aragorn as King Elessar, Denethor, and Faramir.
(Video by @matticusbricks)
- features Minas Tirith built directly into the side of the White Mountains.
#lego
- 8,278 pieces & 10 minifigures, including exclusive characters like Aragorn as King Elessar, Denethor, and Faramir.
(Video by @matticusbricks)
- features Minas Tirith built directly into the side of the White Mountains.
#lego
Gondor Army: 60 Gondor Soldiers. Along with Gandalf, Aragorn, and Faramir
Lord of the rings, lotr, middle earth, Tolkien, bfme
Lord of the rings, lotr, middle earth, Tolkien, bfme
October 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Gondor Army: 60 Gondor Soldiers. Along with Gandalf, Aragorn, and Faramir
Lord of the rings, lotr, middle earth, Tolkien, bfme
Lord of the rings, lotr, middle earth, Tolkien, bfme
Faramir es la primera opción y siempre lo fue porque lo de Aragorn era otra cosa.
September 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Faramir es la primera opción y siempre lo fue porque lo de Aragorn era otra cosa.
The crown of King Eärnur is brought forth—who, without any heir, rode out to challenge the Nazgûl Lord 969 years ago and was never seen again. Faramir gives the crown to Aragorn.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
May 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
The crown of King Eärnur is brought forth—who, without any heir, rode out to challenge the Nazgûl Lord 969 years ago and was never seen again. Faramir gives the crown to Aragorn.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Crowds are thronging the gate of Minas Tirith as the army marches up from their pavilions and draws to a halt. Aragorn steps forward with his Dúnedain. He is met by Lord Faramir and the Warden of the Keys.
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
May 1, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Crowds are thronging the gate of Minas Tirith as the army marches up from their pavilions and draws to a halt. Aragorn steps forward with his Dúnedain. He is met by Lord Faramir and the Warden of the Keys.
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
new ficlet for tolkien ekphrasis week: leathercrafting
[aragorn & faramir, grief]
Faramir meets the new king. He recognizes the vambraces Aragorn wears.
archiveofourown.org/works/65949511
[aragorn & faramir, grief]
Faramir meets the new king. He recognizes the vambraces Aragorn wears.
archiveofourown.org/works/65949511
June 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
new ficlet for tolkien ekphrasis week: leathercrafting
[aragorn & faramir, grief]
Faramir meets the new king. He recognizes the vambraces Aragorn wears.
archiveofourown.org/works/65949511
[aragorn & faramir, grief]
Faramir meets the new king. He recognizes the vambraces Aragorn wears.
archiveofourown.org/works/65949511
Aragorn: I actually know about athelas already but Faramir is dying
The herb master: I can give you the entire binomial nomenclature for athelas
Aragorn: very cool. just bring me some.
Aragorn: very cool. just bring me some.
June 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Aragorn: I actually know about athelas already but Faramir is dying
Aragorn hands the white rod back to Faramir: ‘That office is not ended, and it shall be thine and thy heirs’ as long as my line shall last. Do now thy office!’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
May 1, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Aragorn hands the white rod back to Faramir: ‘That office is not ended, and it shall be thine and thy heirs’ as long as my line shall last. Do now thy office!’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Everyone talks about whether Aragorn or Faramir or Éomer is the better catch, but the REAL answer is Rosie Fucking Cotton.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Everyone talks about whether Aragorn or Faramir or Éomer is the better catch, but the REAL answer is Rosie Fucking Cotton.
In the wilds of Ithilien our heroes happen on...Robin Hood and his merry men.
This makes sense, as Tolkien was trying to knit together a Grand British Mythology. If Aragorn, the Once and Future King, is a variation on Arthur, why shouldn't Faramir be Robin Hood?
This makes sense, as Tolkien was trying to knit together a Grand British Mythology. If Aragorn, the Once and Future King, is a variation on Arthur, why shouldn't Faramir be Robin Hood?
May 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In the wilds of Ithilien our heroes happen on...Robin Hood and his merry men.
This makes sense, as Tolkien was trying to knit together a Grand British Mythology. If Aragorn, the Once and Future King, is a variation on Arthur, why shouldn't Faramir be Robin Hood?
This makes sense, as Tolkien was trying to knit together a Grand British Mythology. If Aragorn, the Once and Future King, is a variation on Arthur, why shouldn't Faramir be Robin Hood?
Also, gotta say, Aragorn: smart, smart. "Who do I want holding what is basically the front door of my kingdom? Someone no one is going to f*** with. How about Faramir, renowned captain of men and his wife, Eowyn Wraith-Slayer Murder-Queen?"
Solid choices!
Solid choices!
December 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Also, gotta say, Aragorn: smart, smart. "Who do I want holding what is basically the front door of my kingdom? Someone no one is going to f*** with. How about Faramir, renowned captain of men and his wife, Eowyn Wraith-Slayer Murder-Queen?"
Solid choices!
Solid choices!
aragorn and faramir have the most lesbian haircuts. i won't explain further
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
aragorn and faramir have the most lesbian haircuts. i won't explain further
Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer and most of the Rohirrim
July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Aragorn, Faramir, Eomer and most of the Rohirrim
The crown of King Eärnur is brought forth—who, without any heir, rode out to challenge the Nazgûl Lord 969 years ago and was never seen again. Faramir gives the crown to Aragorn.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
May 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The crown of King Eärnur is brought forth—who, without any heir, rode out to challenge the Nazgûl Lord 969 years ago and was never seen again. Faramir gives the crown to Aragorn.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Instead of crowning himself, Aragorn hands it to Frodo.
Frodo carries the crown to Gandalf.
Indeed. It sounds like Musk identifies with Boromir and not with honorable people like Aragorn or Faramir.
Faramir even has a whole speech in which he says he doesn’t love war for its own sake but only because of the things that protects, and that Minas Tirith should be loved, not feared.
Faramir even has a whole speech in which he says he doesn’t love war for its own sake but only because of the things that protects, and that Minas Tirith should be loved, not feared.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Indeed. It sounds like Musk identifies with Boromir and not with honorable people like Aragorn or Faramir.
Faramir even has a whole speech in which he says he doesn’t love war for its own sake but only because of the things that protects, and that Minas Tirith should be loved, not feared.
Faramir even has a whole speech in which he says he doesn’t love war for its own sake but only because of the things that protects, and that Minas Tirith should be loved, not feared.
We want Aragorn, or Faramir.
August 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We want Aragorn, or Faramir.
Aragorn asks for athelas. The healers don’t usually collect it; a search is made. Six leaves of the herb are found. In Aragorn’s hands, they gain sudden power, and he is able to call Faramir, Éowyn, and Merry back out of the darkness.
March 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Aragorn asks for athelas. The healers don’t usually collect it; a search is made. Six leaves of the herb are found. In Aragorn’s hands, they gain sudden power, and he is able to call Faramir, Éowyn, and Merry back out of the darkness.
Luke is Faramir, Leia is Aragorn, this isn't complicated
September 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Luke is Faramir, Leia is Aragorn, this isn't complicated
Ghân-Buri-Ghân and the rest of the Woses are, like Aragorn (King Arthur), Gadalf (Merlin) and Faramir (Robin Hood), an attempt at a Grand Unification of British Mythology by giving us Green Men/Woodwose hybrids.
It doesn't work as well, because they're not around long enough to make any impact.
It doesn't work as well, because they're not around long enough to make any impact.
June 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ghân-Buri-Ghân and the rest of the Woses are, like Aragorn (King Arthur), Gadalf (Merlin) and Faramir (Robin Hood), an attempt at a Grand Unification of British Mythology by giving us Green Men/Woodwose hybrids.
It doesn't work as well, because they're not around long enough to make any impact.
It doesn't work as well, because they're not around long enough to make any impact.
Aragorn hands the white rod back to Faramir: ‘That office is not ended, and it shall be thine and thy heirs’ as long as my line shall last. Do now thy office!’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
May 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Aragorn hands the white rod back to Faramir: ‘That office is not ended, and it shall be thine and thy heirs’ as long as my line shall last. Do now thy office!’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Faramir: ‘Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last.’
Crowds are thronging the gate of Minas Tirith as the army marches up from their pavilions and draws to a halt. Aragorn steps forward with his Dúnedain. He is met by Lord Faramir and the Warden of the Keys.
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
May 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Crowds are thronging the gate of Minas Tirith as the army marches up from their pavilions and draws to a halt. Aragorn steps forward with his Dúnedain. He is met by Lord Faramir and the Warden of the Keys.
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
Faramir: ‘The last Steward of Gondor begs leave to surrender his office.’
The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🗡
March 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🗡
“We’re the Rangers of Ithilien.”
“Oh, like the Rangers of the north?”
“Nope. Completely unrelated. Parallel evolution. Turns out that the failure mode of any Numenorean successor state is ‘men in green cloaks sitting around in the woods.’”
“Oh, like the Rangers of the north?”
“Nope. Completely unrelated. Parallel evolution. Turns out that the failure mode of any Numenorean successor state is ‘men in green cloaks sitting around in the woods.’”
March 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“We’re the Rangers of Ithilien.”
“Oh, like the Rangers of the north?”
“Nope. Completely unrelated. Parallel evolution. Turns out that the failure mode of any Numenorean successor state is ‘men in green cloaks sitting around in the woods.’”
“Oh, like the Rangers of the north?”
“Nope. Completely unrelated. Parallel evolution. Turns out that the failure mode of any Numenorean successor state is ‘men in green cloaks sitting around in the woods.’”