Me: [some farrago of vapid twatwafflery]
Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]
Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]
Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me: [some farrago of vapid twatwafflery]
Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]
Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]
Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
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open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
Today's newsletter is farrago of cruelty, cowardice, betrayal, and hypocrisy.
open.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
Today's newsletter is farrago of cruelty, cowardice, betrayal, and hypocrisy.
open.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Conscience of Lisa Murkowski
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
“We are disappointed with the lower courts for failing correctly to interpret our farrago of reply guy pesudohistory and FedSoc bullshit.”
Let’s be fair to Thomas. YOU try spending six weeks in a camper with an agitated woman talking nonstop about dead people voting in Georgia and see if YOU don’t want to keep your fuckin gun.
Roberts: wait Bruen says WHAT? Fuck fuck fuck I gotta stop voting on shit when I’m drunk. Okay. You can do this Johnny. You went to Harvard. Let’s parse our way out of this mess. Fuckin’ Thomas, I should have known better.
June 21, 2024 at 2:44 PM
“We are disappointed with the lower courts for failing correctly to interpret our farrago of reply guy pesudohistory and FedSoc bullshit.”
You know what I despise most about MAGA hate mail?
It's just incoherent. 99.99% of MAGA complaints are a farrago of terrible grammar, lurid recountings of utterly fictional sins against the Umber Demon, and pointless rage.
They read like a kind of Mad Libs for window-lickers.
It's just incoherent. 99.99% of MAGA complaints are a farrago of terrible grammar, lurid recountings of utterly fictional sins against the Umber Demon, and pointless rage.
They read like a kind of Mad Libs for window-lickers.
March 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You know what I despise most about MAGA hate mail?
It's just incoherent. 99.99% of MAGA complaints are a farrago of terrible grammar, lurid recountings of utterly fictional sins against the Umber Demon, and pointless rage.
They read like a kind of Mad Libs for window-lickers.
It's just incoherent. 99.99% of MAGA complaints are a farrago of terrible grammar, lurid recountings of utterly fictional sins against the Umber Demon, and pointless rage.
They read like a kind of Mad Libs for window-lickers.
big fan of “farrago” and “vertiginous”!
i think every writer has their favorite fancy words and ive discovered mine are "supernal," "aegis," and "scrim"
September 7, 2023 at 8:24 PM
big fan of “farrago” and “vertiginous”!
Jillian Segal's interview on ABC730 last night revealed her to be utterly unable to provide even basic examples of things she alleges in her report are happening.
Her report is a farrago of distortion and lies. Treat it with the contempt it deserves
Her report is a farrago of distortion and lies. Treat it with the contempt it deserves
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Jillian Segal's interview on ABC730 last night revealed her to be utterly unable to provide even basic examples of things she alleges in her report are happening.
Her report is a farrago of distortion and lies. Treat it with the contempt it deserves
Her report is a farrago of distortion and lies. Treat it with the contempt it deserves
It’s so perfect that the first thing Farage does is lie, and it’s about the very thing he claims he took the money for: security. Money well spent , Nigel. Another farrago.
August 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
It’s so perfect that the first thing Farage does is lie, and it’s about the very thing he claims he took the money for: security. Money well spent , Nigel. Another farrago.
At some point you have to just admit that the reason this endless farrago of hatred and filth from the intelligentsia of the modern Right doesn't inspire rejection from the media, commentariat, or political elite writ large is that they don't consider it particularly bad.
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
At some point you have to just admit that the reason this endless farrago of hatred and filth from the intelligentsia of the modern Right doesn't inspire rejection from the media, commentariat, or political elite writ large is that they don't consider it particularly bad.
On the other hand, if just one person reads MIDDLEMARCH* as a result of this farrago, then farrago be it not.
*always to be capitalised
*always to be capitalised
May 16, 2026 at 9:52 AM
On the other hand, if just one person reads MIDDLEMARCH* as a result of this farrago, then farrago be it not.
*always to be capitalised
*always to be capitalised
Farrago [fuh-RAH-go]
(n.)
- A confused mixture or jumble.
- An assortment or a medley; a conglomeration.
Used in a sentence:
“His studio is filled with a whimsical farrago of clockwork gizmos, antique medical instruments, and outlandish oddities.”
(n.)
- A confused mixture or jumble.
- An assortment or a medley; a conglomeration.
Used in a sentence:
“His studio is filled with a whimsical farrago of clockwork gizmos, antique medical instruments, and outlandish oddities.”
October 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Farrago [fuh-RAH-go]
(n.)
- A confused mixture or jumble.
- An assortment or a medley; a conglomeration.
Used in a sentence:
“His studio is filled with a whimsical farrago of clockwork gizmos, antique medical instruments, and outlandish oddities.”
(n.)
- A confused mixture or jumble.
- An assortment or a medley; a conglomeration.
Used in a sentence:
“His studio is filled with a whimsical farrago of clockwork gizmos, antique medical instruments, and outlandish oddities.”
I love that the English language has so many words for a large collection of things with no obvious organising principle. Hodgepodge. Welter. Myriad. Plethora. Farrago. Jumble. Miscellany.
April 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love that the English language has so many words for a large collection of things with no obvious organising principle. Hodgepodge. Welter. Myriad. Plethora. Farrago. Jumble. Miscellany.
Are these commentators genuinely this dumb or have they simply realised that everyone else is wising up?
April 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Are these commentators genuinely this dumb or have they simply realised that everyone else is wising up?
what a farrago of nonsense from a tiresome person, my word
May 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
what a farrago of nonsense from a tiresome person, my word
First Farrago needed £5million to protect him from milkshakes. Now apparently it was a reward for getting Brexit done.
I wonder if any of our tv news shows could employ some investigative journalists to ...investigate? BBC, CH4, ITV ? Just an idea...
##reformcorruption
#corruptfarage
#farage
I wonder if any of our tv news shows could employ some investigative journalists to ...investigate? BBC, CH4, ITV ? Just an idea...
##reformcorruption
#corruptfarage
#farage
May 15, 2026 at 8:34 AM
First Farrago needed £5million to protect him from milkshakes. Now apparently it was a reward for getting Brexit done.
I wonder if any of our tv news shows could employ some investigative journalists to ...investigate? BBC, CH4, ITV ? Just an idea...
##reformcorruption
#corruptfarage
#farage
I wonder if any of our tv news shows could employ some investigative journalists to ...investigate? BBC, CH4, ITV ? Just an idea...
##reformcorruption
#corruptfarage
#farage
This is a fantastic read on the background of the AF1 farrago:
The Air Force One catering truck scandal is deeper and darker than the media is portraying it — it’s a Russian nesting doll of corruption and national security threats: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-five-s...
The Five Scandals Within the "Air Force One" Scandal
Donald Trump, a Catering Truck, and the Qatari "Air Force One" represent a Russian Nesting Doll of Scandal and Corruption
www.doomsdayscenario.co
August 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is a fantastic read on the background of the AF1 farrago:
Also, why write “techno-futurist patois” when “farrago of techbro bullshit” is available?
September 9, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Also, why write “techno-futurist patois” when “farrago of techbro bullshit” is available?
Trump is going to burn down the White House isn't he? It feels like the inevitable punchline to this farrago of stupid decisions
Did you hear about the DC July 4 fireworks show? It promises 850,000 fireworks in 40 minutes. That's 354 per second. You'll miss up to 142 of them every time you blink. For your edutainment, I proudly present the nerdiest thing you will read about this dangerously absurd / absurdly dangerous event.
Three Hundred Fifty-Four Fireworks per Second — Chad M. Topaz
Organizers promise 850,000 fireworks in roughly 40 minutes over the National Mall this Saturday. I did what a mathematician does with a big number: I divided. It did not make the show look better.
chadtopaz.com
July 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Trump is going to burn down the White House isn't he? It feels like the inevitable punchline to this farrago of stupid decisions
Monday's Times:
-Farage losing support [front page]
-Farage ‘using ex-MP as propaganda’ [p5]
-Six in ten voters say Farage acted wrongly on gifts [p10]
-Farage Farrago [editorial, p25]
-Farage losing support [front page]
-Farage ‘using ex-MP as propaganda’ [p5]
-Six in ten voters say Farage acted wrongly on gifts [p10]
-Farage Farrago [editorial, p25]
July 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Monday's Times:
-Farage losing support [front page]
-Farage ‘using ex-MP as propaganda’ [p5]
-Six in ten voters say Farage acted wrongly on gifts [p10]
-Farage Farrago [editorial, p25]
-Farage losing support [front page]
-Farage ‘using ex-MP as propaganda’ [p5]
-Six in ten voters say Farage acted wrongly on gifts [p10]
-Farage Farrago [editorial, p25]
Tried to make a proper trollsona using Farrago, anyways say hi to Wendon my fellow homestuck nerds.
March 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Tried to make a proper trollsona using Farrago, anyways say hi to Wendon my fellow homestuck nerds.
One good aspect of this whole farrago is that it looks like HBO's Casey Bloys will take over the whole streaming business.
Cleared for Take Off: Paramount's $111 Billion Warner Bros. Buy Greenlit By Judge — The Hollywood Reporter
The deal creating Hollywood's next entertainment and media colossus is expected to close on Oct. 6.
apple.news
September 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
One good aspect of this whole farrago is that it looks like HBO's Casey Bloys will take over the whole streaming business.
Deeply unethical. Also it won't work, as the UK farrago demonstrated
A group of EU countries is considering sending rejected asylum seekers to Rwanda and Uzbekistan, three European diplomats confirmed, as the bloc moves to shift part of its migrant returns system beyond its borders for the first time.
www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
EU countries eye setting up migrant ‘return hubs’ in Rwanda and Uzbekistan
Push marks fresh test of Europe’s effort to outsource migration controls after years of legal setbacks and political controversy.
www.politico.eu
June 24, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Deeply unethical. Also it won't work, as the UK farrago demonstrated
I understand that people are traumatized and scared, but...the gop has spent the last week in a farrago of self immolation, backstabbing, and ludicrous failure in trying to handle the Epstein files. 1
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I understand that people are traumatized and scared, but...the gop has spent the last week in a farrago of self immolation, backstabbing, and ludicrous failure in trying to handle the Epstein files. 1