This is fatherhood.
Marlon Wayans Opens Up About Why He Openly Supports His Trans Child In Powerful Interview With Michelle Obama
Fatherhood done right.
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May 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is fatherhood.
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish a...
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May 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
June 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
They never tell you how much of fatherhood is just breaking down cardboard boxes
December 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
They never tell you how much of fatherhood is just breaking down cardboard boxes
isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.
September 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.
Max Miller was practicing fatherhood the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
August 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Max Miller was practicing fatherhood the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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May 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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The phrase “humanizing fatherhood” is so funny like normally fatherhood is done by a wire puppet shaped like a Tebow that the child imprints on
Wow, holding a baby while looking at his computer. How does he do it all?
August 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The phrase “humanizing fatherhood” is so funny like normally fatherhood is done by a wire puppet shaped like a Tebow that the child imprints on
Ok I guess that’s enough cute posts about fatherhood
January 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ok I guess that’s enough cute posts about fatherhood
Being an uncle lends itself more to arcade style gameplay than fatherhood.
April 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Being an uncle lends itself more to arcade style gameplay than fatherhood.
The beauty of fatherhood.
June 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The beauty of fatherhood.
I’m ready for fatherhood
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’m ready for fatherhood
There's a lot more to fatherhood than randomly flinging semen in every direction and opening a tab wherever it happens to land.
February 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There's a lot more to fatherhood than randomly flinging semen in every direction and opening a tab wherever it happens to land.
Great of him to humanize fatherhood, a practice traditionally performed by cyborgs
August 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Great of him to humanize fatherhood, a practice traditionally performed by cyborgs
Fatherhood is as transactional as everything else in Elon's life
March 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fatherhood is as transactional as everything else in Elon's life
why's it called a foreskin and not a fatherhood
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
why's it called a foreskin and not a fatherhood
March 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Fatherhood isn't a Hallmark commercial. links.profgmedia.com/4d7d16W
March 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Fatherhood isn't a Hallmark commercial. links.profgmedia.com/4d7d16W
What’s fucking hilarious is the halftime show celebrated marriage and fatherhood (and ass)
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
What’s fucking hilarious is the halftime show celebrated marriage and fatherhood (and ass)
So… my essay on the what fatherhood is, just got approved to be part of a manuscript and I’m kinda hyped.
February 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So… my essay on the what fatherhood is, just got approved to be part of a manuscript and I’m kinda hyped.