#FedEx
Fedex sending me a customs import bill. We'll see about that
November 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
.. For a FedEx truck? Pff.
November 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Brazil, would you like Flavio back via FedEx or UPS?"
-@itsnwts
RT @Brasilwire: "Breaking: Fugitive Presidential loser Flávio Bolsonaro has just declared himself President of Brazil from his new home in the United States. 🤡"

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November 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
November 4, 2026 at 8:42 AM
d'andre swift is the fedex ground player of the week
November 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
FedEx guy brought the new chair inside for me and look lol - im having to hold back bo on their proof of delivery page. He was DETERMINED to be friends with the delivery guy.
November 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pissed off atm. Someone stole a FedEx package which had a bunch of my merch in it right off my doorstep…
November 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Ohhhhh I ship it

I ship it like FedEx 📺🧨

#CallingAllVillains #MrPuzzles #WPNZ #Gunshow
October 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Yet again I fell for the tissue of lies that is a Fedex delivery slot.
Rosemary Hunter
ALT: Rosemary Hunter
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November 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
We are ready to testify to the highest court in the land that the FedEx truck was looking at her funny.
November 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"I only voted for Democrats," said Flatbush resident Rodney, a 60-year-old Army veteran now working for FedEx. "I don't want to see another two years of this. It's like a dictator is selling the country. The ICE agents are out of control. Once the Democrats are in power, he will be impeached."
November 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The impression i try to give the FedEx guy each time he brings yet another Shop AEW package.
November 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
So you’re saying that when Karaja screams out the front window at the FedEx truck, what she’s actually saying is “The sheep are being threatened, Mom, get your crossbow!”
November 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Today's shipping fun:

Shipping a box to Olympia, like 2 hours away.

UPS + FedEx: $10
USPS: $70
Update: I paid $150 to ship a box to Alaska this week.
November 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Picking up my new issue of Life Magazine
FedEx Semi-Truck Expertly Parks
Alt: FedEx Semi-Truck Expertly Parks
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October 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Same for FedEx, Purolator, UPS

www.thestar.com/business/blo...
November 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Stepped outside to retrieve a FedEx delivery and there were no fewer that six not-my-cats just chillin' on my front porch. They looked annoyed that I had the audacity to open my front door.
November 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Warhammer switching to FedEx is going great
November 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
if you posted your face would you use fedex or would you he satisfied with usps
November 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I think the fedex guy should have to rate "HOW WAS YOUR BO?"

and 5 stars follows
November 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I don’t miss FedEx
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
fedex was such a good sponsor for him because they can’t deliver either
October 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Dropped my laptop off at FedEx! Now 2 weeks off until the new gig!
November 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM