A FedX,”Happy Birthday!”special delivery from my sister:
April 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A FedX,”Happy Birthday!”special delivery from my sister:
Goddammit FedX was right there
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Goddammit FedX was right there
Honestly kind of surprised he called it DOGE and not FedX.
February 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly kind of surprised he called it DOGE and not FedX.
Go FedX - they’re suing Trump for their tariffs 😂👍🏻
Full refund on all duties for FedX please?!
Full refund on all duties for FedX please?!
February 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Go FedX - they’re suing Trump for their tariffs 😂👍🏻
Full refund on all duties for FedX please?!
Full refund on all duties for FedX please?!
Write a letter tonight or tomorrow, and at least send it via Priority Mail (if not FedX Overnight) to the White House on Tuesday, demanding a recount and thorough investigation.
November 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Write a letter tonight or tomorrow, and at least send it via Priority Mail (if not FedX Overnight) to the White House on Tuesday, demanding a recount and thorough investigation.
😎🌵🪴 I replaced my cat litter box with a FedX box, now when it's full l just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
😎🌵🪴 I replaced my cat litter box with a FedX box, now when it's full l just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal
January 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Much respect to those who deliver our goods. I see my package being delivered by FedX was loaded on her truck at 5:02 am CST this morning. I just checked. She’s still on the way. It’s now 5:51 pm CST. She’ll have at least a 13 hour day…and possibly closer to 14 or 15.
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Much respect to those who deliver our goods. I see my package being delivered by FedX was loaded on her truck at 5:02 am CST this morning. I just checked. She’s still on the way. It’s now 5:51 pm CST. She’ll have at least a 13 hour day…and possibly closer to 14 or 15.
I replaced my cat litter box with a FedX box, now when it's full l just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal. 😏
June 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I replaced my cat litter box with a FedX box, now when it's full l just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal. 😏
SNL is FedX-ing plane tickets over to Cecily Strong as we speak.
May 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
SNL is FedX-ing plane tickets over to Cecily Strong as we speak.
FedX: Your package has been delivered!
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
FedX: Your package has been delivered!
Nonsense. This USPS employee will not be punished. A FedX or UPS employee would already be gone.
September 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Nonsense. This USPS employee will not be punished. A FedX or UPS employee would already be gone.
FedX is becoming a thing.
February 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
FedX is becoming a thing.
Welp, hard to see the Steelers OC sticking around after inheriting FedX money
Fred Smith, the founder of the FedEx Corporation, which revolutionized express delivery, and father of the Steelers' offensive coordinator, has died at 80, according to Memphis Mayor Paul Young.
Fred Smith, founder of FedEx and father of Steelers offensive coordinator, dies at 80
The founder of the global transportation and logistics company died at age 80.
cbsn.ws
June 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Welp, hard to see the Steelers OC sticking around after inheriting FedX money
And FedX has receipts.
February 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And FedX has receipts.
He prefers to FedX his sperms to paid human incubators.
May 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
He prefers to FedX his sperms to paid human incubators.
+ FedX is by far the shittiest shipping service. Just listen to anyone who sells online.
May 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
+ FedX is by far the shittiest shipping service. Just listen to anyone who sells online.
They must have sent them FedX, they lose everything.
September 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
They must have sent them FedX, they lose everything.
Good list.
Hard to avoid UPS & FEDX
Add hilton.
Hard to avoid UPS & FEDX
Add hilton.
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Good list.
Hard to avoid UPS & FEDX
Add hilton.
Hard to avoid UPS & FEDX
Add hilton.
MTG SOLD STOCKS & BOUGHT BONDS RIGHT B4 TARIFFS & BOUGHT STOCKS: APPLE/AMAZON/NIKE/UPS/FEDX/ETC THIS AM -APPARENTLY WORD WAS OUT AT LAST NITES NRCC Of TRUMPs 90dayTariff PAUSE!
=SAME TRUMP PUMP & DUMP SCAM!!
MUST Investigate ALL &NOW!!
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=SAME TRUMP PUMP & DUMP SCAM!!
MUST Investigate ALL &NOW!!
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedems25.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
MTG SOLD STOCKS & BOUGHT BONDS RIGHT B4 TARIFFS & BOUGHT STOCKS: APPLE/AMAZON/NIKE/UPS/FEDX/ETC THIS AM -APPARENTLY WORD WAS OUT AT LAST NITES NRCC Of TRUMPs 90dayTariff PAUSE!
=SAME TRUMP PUMP & DUMP SCAM!!
MUST Investigate ALL &NOW!!
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedems25.bsky.social
=SAME TRUMP PUMP & DUMP SCAM!!
MUST Investigate ALL &NOW!!
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedems25.bsky.social
Where ? Walmart -Trump Home Depot- Trump Heinens - Trump Fedx - Trump ATT- Trump Verizon - Trump General Motors -Trump
January 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Where ? Walmart -Trump Home Depot- Trump Heinens - Trump Fedx - Trump ATT- Trump Verizon - Trump General Motors -Trump
#Dogsofbluesky
Ok had an order that Fedx messed up on delivery…
Their customer service was horrible…
Called Chewy and a human answered on the second ring…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Took care of the problem in less than 30 seconds..❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍
Ok had an order that Fedx messed up on delivery…
Their customer service was horrible…
Called Chewy and a human answered on the second ring…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Took care of the problem in less than 30 seconds..❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍
June 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
#Dogsofbluesky
Ok had an order that Fedx messed up on delivery…
Their customer service was horrible…
Called Chewy and a human answered on the second ring…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Took care of the problem in less than 30 seconds..❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍
Ok had an order that Fedx messed up on delivery…
Their customer service was horrible…
Called Chewy and a human answered on the second ring…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Took care of the problem in less than 30 seconds..❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍
Two weeks from now, some FedX driver is going to be at X Headquarters after Musk sexual harasses his chat bot, saying, "Look, all I know is I'm supposed to deliver this horse to someone named Grok."
August 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Two weeks from now, some FedX driver is going to be at X Headquarters after Musk sexual harasses his chat bot, saying, "Look, all I know is I'm supposed to deliver this horse to someone named Grok."